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Dari

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My girlfriend was at a party the other day when she overheard this girl talk about one of my friends. She said his penis was "magically small". The girl was Asian and my friend is white, about 7 feet tall, exercises, and well built. I don't want to tell him but I also don't want girls pointing at him in public and laughing. And even if he has to be told, isn't it better coming from a woman?
 

StageLeft

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Sep 29, 2000
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Don't tell him, nothing to be gained from it. Magically small, that is just cruel. You should spread a rumor that even after a shower this girl smells like an old fish monger.
 

joesmoke

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can someone that tall really have a penis as small as mi... err... that small?
 

coldmeat

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How would telling him help? And why would girls point and laugh at him in public? How old are you?
 

Dari

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Originally posted by: coldmeat
How would telling him help? And why would girls point and laugh at him in public? How old are you?

They can be cruel, especially when speaking another language.
 

Barfo

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Originally posted by: Dari
Originally posted by: coldmeat
How would telling him help? And why would girls point and laugh at him in public? How old are you?

They can be cruel, especially when speaking another language.

Talking to him won't change that, chances are he'll be offended if you tell him and besides, I would never want to discuss that with my male friends, fucking awkward.
 

Pacfanweb

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What does "magically small" mean? That he's really small, or that he's not hung like people think a 7' dude would be?

Plus, she's Asian....should be used to it, right? ;)

Nobody needs to tell him anything. If he's like any other guy and owns a ruler, he knows how he stacks up.
 

TridenT

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Sep 4, 2006
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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
What does "magically small" mean? That he's really small, or that he's not hung like people think a 7' dude would be?

Plus, she's Asian....should be used to it, right? ;)

Nobody needs to tell him anything. If he's like any other guy and owns a ruler, he knows how he stacks up.

He's 7ft... He could kill the peeps who make fun of him. :thumbsup:
 

Insomniator

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nerdress

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Maybe she's just a gigantic slut, so everything feels like someone's throwing a hotdog down her hallway.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
What does "magically small" mean? That he's really small, or that he's not hung like people think a 7' dude would be?
It means no one is after his lucky charms.


 

aplefka

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Feb 29, 2004
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Originally posted by: Insomniator
Originally posted by: TecHNooB
Originally posted by: Zaitsev
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: joesmoke
can someone that tall really have a penis as small as mi... err... that small?

there are micro penis around. it has nothing to do with height.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

W.T.F.

LOL

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

All three of these.
 

AstroManLuca

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Jun 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: lupi
Originally posted by: TallBill
I have the opposite rumor going around :(

large vagina?

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, cuz of the echo.
 
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Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: lupi
Originally posted by: TallBill
I have the opposite rumor going around :(

large vagina?

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, cuz of the echo.

So I said to my GF, "I'd like a little pussy!" And she says, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" See, she wants a little one coz her's is as big as a house...
 

Howard

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Oct 14, 1999
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Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: lupi
Originally posted by: TallBill
I have the opposite rumor going around :(

large vagina?

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, cuz of the echo.

So I said to my GF, "I'd like a little pussy!" And she says, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" See, she wants a little one coz her's is as big as a house...
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