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NEVER a good phone call when the wife says...

leeland

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So the wife calls and says...YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME...

immediately thoughts race through my head....car accident, broken LCD tv...kids smashed a window...the list goes on forever...


NOPE...the wife decided to get on the laptop today...while our two children are running around 3 years old and 1 1/2 years old...

Apparently one of them got a hold of the laptop and popped of the A key on the keyboard...



Hopefully I will be able to fix it...
 
I hate when people say things like that and the news is anything less than earth-shattering.

I put it up there with "I need to ask you for a huge favor. [Insert inconsequential favor here]." Drives me nuts for some reason.
 
Ya, I would hate it when my ex-gf would say "Don't get mad but................". Man I hated that crap, my stomach would always drop when she pull that shit.
 
whenever someone disclaims something it makes it worse, lol..

i'm not trying to be racists but...you're a nig
or..i'm not trying to be mean...but your mouth smells like my my toilet
or...please dont get mad...but i cheated on you...

😛
 
Originally posted by: Sqube
I hate when people say things like that and the news is anything less than earth-shattering.

I put it up there with "I need to ask you for a huge favor. [Insert inconsequential favor here]." Drives me nuts for some reason.

I hate that too.

That, and starting a conversation with "Are you busy?"
I've learned to stop answering "no", and ask "why" instead.
 
Originally posted by: GrantMeThePower
LOL, thats actually a relief when its just something like that...its more like, "dammit! why'd you get me all worried!?"


I am totally like that with my wife...I always fear the worst...I wasn't too pissed about the laptop...

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Arggg I'd be so pissed.

Nah...not that big of a deal...

Originally posted by: Heller
ah man, that sucks, what model laptop is it?

It is a DELL 9300...


Originally posted by: scrawnypaleguy
"error reading poptart in drive A: delete kids y/n?"

Saw that in someone's sig around here... seemed appropriate.

This made me laugh out loud here at work...good find...
 
I've had the "You know what you did and we'll talk about it when we get home" call.

I HATE those! I have to think of every single scheme I've ever done that she may have found out about :|
 
Originally posted by: leeland
So the wife calls and says...YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME...

immediately thoughts race through my head....car accident, broken LCD tv...kids smashed a window...the list goes on forever...


NOPE...the wife decided to get on the laptop today...while our two children are running around 3 years old and 1 1/2 years old...

Apparently one of them got a hold of the laptop and popped of the A key on the keyboard...



Hopefully I will be able to fix it...
judging by what you *thought* it might be what it actually was wasn't so bad now was it? 😛
 
Originally posted by: Josh123
Ya, I would hate it when my ex-gf would say "Don't get mad but................". Man I hated that crap, my stomach would always drop when she pull that shit.

Agreed! That is the worst! My ex-gf would always say that to me so I just started ignoring it and then the time it was actually important I was shocked.

 
Lets see, last time I got one of those it was " I think the washer is broke, its making wierd noises and smells funny".. Great, I had thoughts of about a day wasted trying to fix it, then eventually a trip to the store to buy a new one.

Upon inspection she was trying to wash a full load of clothes but only had the water level set to "low".. :roll:
 
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