NEVER a good phone call when the wife says...

[leeland]

So the wife calls and says...YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME...

immediately thoughts race through my head....car accident, broken LCD tv...kids smashed a window...the list goes on forever...


NOPE...the wife decided to get on the laptop today...while our two children are running around 3 years old and 1 1/2 years old...

Apparently one of them got a hold of the laptop and popped of the A key on the keyboard...



Hopefully I will be able to fix it...

 

[BoomerD]

Kids...can't live with them, can't kill them.

 

[Quasmo]

Arggg I'd be so pissed.

 

[clamum]

Divorce.

 

[lyssword]

If you can't fix it, take out rarely-used key and replace the A key with that one

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: lyssword
If you can't fix it, take out rarely-used key and replace the A key with that one

<shifty eyes>go to BB or Frys and appropriate a key fro ma display model.<shifty eyes>

 

[robphelan]

the last time i heard that phrase, my wife had brought home a puppy

 

[Sqube]

I hate when people say things like that and the news is anything less than earth-shattering.

I put it up there with "I need to ask you for a huge favor. [Insert inconsequential favor here]." Drives me nuts for some reason.

 

[GrantMeThePower]

LOL, thats actually a relief when its just something like that...its more like, "dammit! why'd you get me all worried!?"

 

[j00fek]

easy

 

[TallBill]

I'd kill my wife if she brought home a puppy.

 

[Heller]

ah man, that sucks, what model laptop is it?

 

[Josh123]

Ya, I would hate it when my ex-gf would say "Don't get mad but................". Man I hated that crap, my stomach would always drop when she pull that shit.

 

[scrawnypaleguy]

"error reading poptart in drive A: delete kids y/n?"

Saw that in someone's sig around here... seemed appropriate.

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Kids...can't live with them, can't kill them.

you can, you just have to get to them early.

 

[ViviTheMage]

easy fix

 

[elektrolokomotive]

This is absolutely riveting. It screams to be made into a reality TV show.

 

[Journer]

whenever someone disclaims something it makes it worse, lol..

i'm not trying to be racists but...you're a nig
or..i'm not trying to be mean...but your mouth smells like my my toilet
or...please dont get mad...but i cheated on you...

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Sqube
I hate when people say things like that and the news is anything less than earth-shattering.

I put it up there with "I need to ask you for a huge favor. [Insert inconsequential favor here]." Drives me nuts for some reason.

I hate that too.

That, and starting a conversation with "Are you busy?"
I've learned to stop answering "no", and ask "why" instead.

 

[leeland]

Originally posted by: GrantMeThePower
LOL, thats actually a relief when its just something like that...its more like, "dammit! why'd you get me all worried!?"

I am totally like that with my wife...I always fear the worst...I wasn't too pissed about the laptop...

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Arggg I'd be so pissed.

Nah...not that big of a deal...

Originally posted by: Heller
ah man, that sucks, what model laptop is it?

It is a DELL 9300...

Originally posted by: scrawnypaleguy
"error reading poptart in drive A: delete kids y/n?"

Saw that in someone's sig around here... seemed appropriate.

This made me laugh out loud here at work...good find...

 

[Fritzo]

I've had the "You know what you did and we'll talk about it when we get home" call.

I HATE those! I have to think of every single scheme I've ever done that she may have found out about :|

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: leeland
So the wife calls and says...YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME...

immediately thoughts race through my head....car accident, broken LCD tv...kids smashed a window...the list goes on forever...


NOPE...the wife decided to get on the laptop today...while our two children are running around 3 years old and 1 1/2 years old...

Apparently one of them got a hold of the laptop and popped of the A key on the keyboard...



Hopefully I will be able to fix it...

judging by what you *thought* it might be what it actually was wasn't so bad now was it?

 

[Looney]

She sounds hot. Pics?

 

[YoungGun21]

Originally posted by: Josh123
Ya, I would hate it when my ex-gf would say "Don't get mad but................". Man I hated that crap, my stomach would always drop when she pull that shit.

Agreed! That is the worst! My ex-gf would always say that to me so I just started ignoring it and then the time it was actually important I was shocked.

 

[Yreka]

Lets see, last time I got one of those it was " I think the washer is broke, its making wierd noises and smells funny".. Great, I had thoughts of about a day wasted trying to fix it, then eventually a trip to the store to buy a new one.

Upon inspection she was trying to wash a full load of clothes but only had the water level set to "low".. :roll: