Need Help - Must Stop people from parking!

[postmortemIA]

Originally posted by: burr4392


We have access to:

Dirt Cheap Labor (~$450 US for 1 man month)

are you hiring illegal mexicans?

 

[AgentJean]

Get some OC gas(pepper spray) and give a flew blasts to their A/C intake vent.
It works to keep the dogs from doing their business on my lawn it may work on these bad drivers.

 

[mwmorph]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA

Originally posted by: burr4392


We have access to:

Dirt Cheap Labor (~$450 US for 1 man month)

are you hiring illegal mexicans?

I rrealyl dont think many mexicans swim to escape to Bahrain.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: mwmorph

Originally posted by: postmortemIA

Originally posted by: burr4392


We have access to:

Dirt Cheap Labor (~$450 US for 1 man month)

are you hiring illegal mexicans?

I rrealyl dont think many mexicans swim to escape to Bahrain.

I don't know. They can swim pretty far.

 

[Theb]

1. Sneak into the base at night and steal a tank
2. Park the tank in your warehouse
3. When someone parks their car, drive the tank through the loading door onto their car screaming "DIE MOTHERFVCKER!"
4. ???
5. Profit

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA

Originally posted by: burr4392


We have access to:

Dirt Cheap Labor (~$450 US for 1 man month)

are you hiring illegal mexicans?

why do so many morons not read the thread before posting...sigh

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: TG2
cement barriers around the cars, take your time removing them when the owners of the cars come back

good answer, non damaging and sends the message
and when you're taking your time....TAKE YOUR TIME, 30 - 40 minutes....say you're just waiting for another shippment that is comming late and you can't sacrifice your manpower...sorry!

 

[teddyv]

Why not just block them in with a note on their windshield how to get in touch with you when they want to leave?

 

[JDMnAR1]

Install this so that you can control who leaves the space in front of your warehouse without suffering tire damage.

 

[HomeAppraiser]

"Ah, yes, hi. Mine is the car in front with the clear plastic wrapped all around it. There was this note on the windshield. What does *PWNED by ATOT* mean?"

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: EagleKeeper
10 minutes worth of work

Use forklift to lift drive axles off the ground.
Place some cinder blocks under drive axle
Remove forklift carefully.

Watch expression when owners trys to drive away. - Priceless

If you do not have cinder blocks, then just place the barriers behind the vehicle for a night.

Ooo, nice.