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Originally posted by: nkgreen
is anyone surprised that no one has mentioned carlos mencia?
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Originally posted by: tm37
Favs are :
Carlos Mencia
Jim Gaffigan
Todd Barry
and.. (protective cup on) Ron White
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I'm not surprised you didn't read the thread. 😉

For me it's
Lewis Black
Robin Williams
Ron White
Others I can't remember right now.

I think Chappelle's stand-up is overrated, although the show is\was good.
 
I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".
 
Originally posted by: joshsquall
I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".
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One of my favorites is "I don't have a microwave but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks sh!t." I laughed so hard when I heard that because I was living in a dorm room at the time and had a microfridge that had the biggest freaking clock on it ever.
 
Originally posted by: MDE
Originally posted by: nkgreen
is anyone surprised that no one has mentioned carlos mencia?
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Originally posted by: tm37
Favs are :
Carlos Mencia
Jim Gaffigan
Todd Barry
and.. (protective cup on) Ron White
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I'm not surprised you didn't read the thread. 😉
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lol....i wrongly assumed that no one actually liked that sh!t :Q


 
Russell Peters, for now, although it'll be interesting to see if he can maintain his popularity now that he's running out of good Indian jokes.
 
Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
OMG! no one said Bill Hicks? guess that's what he gets for dying young. that guy was a genius.

i think the puppet on the left shares my beliefs"
"the puppet on the right is more to my liking."
"hey, the same guy's holding up both puppets!"
shut up america, go back to sleep, your government is in control...
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Just substitute Bill Hicks in for every vote for Dennis Leary, since Leary ripped off his material. He's a fraud just like Bob Smith, or Carlos Mencia. Whatever name he goes by.
 
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