Name Something that FLAT Out Works every time!

[coldmeat]

Originally posted by: mjrpes3
rock

Unfortunately not against paper.

 

[Chaotic42]

9

 

[BZeto]

prayer

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Cogman
The earth has always rotated around the sun, never failed (and wont for all of our life times).

Always? Even before the Big Bang, there existed one planet, Earth, and one star, the Sun? Merrily spinning away?

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My penis.

It may not let you down, but mrs. fritzo says different.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: BZeto
prayer

LOL. :laugh:

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: coldmeat

Originally posted by: mjrpes3
rock

Unfortunately not against paper.

Water pwns all.

Rock sinks, scissors sink and rust, paper gets wet and disintegrates. (There is not enough paper to cover endless expanse of water anyways)

 

[Cogman]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: Cogman
The earth has always rotated around the sun, never failed (and wont for all of our life times).

Always? Even before the Big Bang, there existed one planet, Earth, and one star, the Sun? Merrily spinning away?

lol, well, I take by always work to mean that it has always worked since the begining of the human race. Though the OP's reference to his 35 year old lamp seems to indicate that always is much shorter then that.

 

[Ika]

My hand.

 

[Analog]

Wow, this thread went downhill rather quickly....

And yes, the damn mantles have kept up, every time I take it out, I think that this is the year they'll need replacing!

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Analog
Wow, this thread went downhill rather quickly....

And yes, the damn mantles have kept up, every time I take it out, I think that this is the year they'll need replacing!

I try?

 

[sjwaste]

My Supra, up until a week ago when it blew the head gasket at 17 years of age and 200k miles.

 

[clamum]

I've never had a CPU processor die on me.

 

[cherrytwist]

Colt 45

 

[rocadelpunk]

my ability to procrastinate.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My penis.

Not so fast. You are young, dumb, and full of *** now, but I would throw in a few modifiers to keep this statement true until the day you die:

My penis and Viagra and/or Cialis.

Eh, it's not slowing down as I age so far, so I'm thinking I'm going to be one of those horny 70 year old pervs in about 33 years or so.

I do know it pees everytime I tell it to.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

The doors in my house open and lose jsut fine.

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Colt 45

QFT

 

[cherrytwist]

Originally posted by: Colt45

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Colt 45

QFT

:beer:

 

[Safeway]

Alkemyst works everytime. He is a genius. Pharmacist. Broker. Attorney. Professional Athlete.

 

[Kaolccips]

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: mjrpes3
marijuana

Your bong never lets you down. Always wants to be your friend.

Watch out though.. accidentally drop a glass bong forward and you'll break the thing the bowl sets in...

 

[shopbruin]

my knitting needles.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My penis.

Well that took only a minute or so.

Just like it does every night for you.

ZING! ZOWIE! KAPOW!!!

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: Baked
Chloroform.

win !

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: clamum
I've never had a CPU processor die on me.

Do you work in a fab?