Name Something that FLAT Out Works every time!

[Analog]

This may get esoteric, but I like to keep this open to anything...

I have a Coleman Lantern that I've used in camping and random power outages for over 25 years, with the same mantles and it never lets me down. Damn, the thing has never needed attention, just flat out works. So I'd like to hear some other sorts of things....

 

[Fritzo]

My penis.

 

[ElFenix]

gravity.

 

[grohl]

How do you keep the mantles from not crumbling? I've replaced 5-6 on my 10 year old lantern.

 

[spidey07]

Network/communications equipment.

That or a netware 3.12 server that's been sitting in the closet for 15 years.

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My penis.

It works FLAT OUT?

 

[Nitemare]

duct tape

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My penis.

Not so fast. You are young, dumb, and full of *** now, but I would throw in a few modifiers to keep this statement true until the day you die:

My penis and Viagra and/or Cialis.

 

[Baked]

Chloroform.

 

[rocadelpunk]

pencil and paper

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
pencil and paper

Broken lead. Then what? Sharpen the pencil again with the paper?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
mechanical pencil and paper

Broken lead. Then what? Sharpen the pencil again with the paper?

fixed

 

[mjrpes3]

marijuana

 

[Farang]

beer

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
mechanical pencil and paper

Broken lead. Then what? Sharpen the pencil again with the paper?

fixed

What if you are out of lead? Or the mechanism jams.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My penis.

Well that took only a minute or so.

Just like it does every night for you.

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: mjrpes3
marijuana

Your bong never lets you down. Always wants to be your friend.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
duct tape

I had a roll die on me the other day. I tried to peel off a two foot strip and it left the sticky on the roll.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
mechanical pencil and paper

Broken lead. Then what? Sharpen the pencil again with the paper?

fixed

What if you are out of lead? Or the mechanism jams.

never had one jam and you always lose them before they run out of lead.

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Fritzo
My penis.

Well that took only a minute or so.

Just like it does every night for you.

2/10, you can't set up your own diss

 

[Cogman]

The earth has always rotated around the sun, never failed (and wont for all of our life times).

I've never had a CPU die on me, though I replace them before 10 years. (though I do have a P2 266 that still runs like new).

Carbon hasn't failed me, no matter what I do it always behaves like carbon keeping me alive

 

[MegaVovaN]

Water

 

[Raduque]

My truck

 

[TXHokie]

Those monthly bills I get.

 

[mjrpes3]

hammer
ruler
rock