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Lifer
- Apr 29, 2003
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You might be thinking of DurocShark. I think Pepsei is the asian guy who married a white woman, and the white woman's racist family didn't want his family at the wedding, and they have basically separate finances with her paying for her SUV that they can't really afford while he for some reason is paying his parents' mortgage or something like that. And she spent a lot of money on a motorcycle windshield or something like that.
My wife was froogle before we married, and still is... decades later.
It pays not to date materialistic, self-absorbed, shallow, clubbers and the like.
Originally posted by: Nebor
That site is great.
To the OP, I recommend murdering her, dumping her body in a lake, taking a bunch of cash, changing your hair color and running for Mexico.
Is that you, Scott Peterson? All those steps you took above didn't really worked out for you
Do this. For every crappy picture she buys and waste ur money on, you post a naked picture of her on teh enternet
Nebor
Lifer
- Jun 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: Nebor
That site is great.
To the OP, I recommend murdering her, dumping her body in a lake, taking a bunch of cash, changing your hair color and running for Mexico.
Is that you, Scott Peterson? All those steps you took above didn't really worked out for you
If I were going to murder someone, I'd do it right.
Though if you wanted to continue living your life as it is, sans wife, just set a crucial part of her car up to fail. In the horrendous accident that ensues, any evidence of what caused the failure will be destroyed.
Originally posted by: Nebor
That site is great.
To the OP, I recommend murdering her, dumping her body in a lake, taking a bunch of cash, changing your hair color and running for Mexico.
Oooohhh, so thats how it is.
As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:
1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.
2. Guy delays.
3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.
4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.
5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.
6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.
Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.
Nebor
Lifer
- Jun 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: madeupfacts
Originally posted by: Nebor
That site is great.
To the OP, I recommend murdering her, dumping her body in a lake, taking a bunch of cash, changing your hair color and running for Mexico.
Oooohhh, so thats how it is.
As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:
1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.
2. Guy delays.
3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.
4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.
5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.
6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.
Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.
That site is full of solid advice. I'm always blown away by people getting married in their teens and twenties.
"Love" :roll:
Originally posted by: madeupfacts
Originally posted by: Nebor
That site is great.
To the OP, I recommend murdering her, dumping her body in a lake, taking a bunch of cash, changing your hair color and running for Mexico.
Oooohhh, so thats how it is.
As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:
1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.
2. Guy delays.
3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.
4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.
5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.
6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.
Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.
Damn, thanks for the tip! Guess I won't ever get married.
Originally posted by: Nebor
That site is great.
To the OP, I recommend murdering her, dumping her body in a lake, taking a bunch of cash, changing your hair color and running for Mexico.
OMG this site is awesome. I will never ever date a white chick again. It nails it right on the head. Only asian women for me from now on
http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreign_women_are_better.html
moshquerade
No Lifer
- Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: madeupfacts
Originally posted by: Nebor
That site is great.
To the OP, I recommend murdering her, dumping her body in a lake, taking a bunch of cash, changing your hair color and running for Mexico.
OMG this site is awesome. I will never ever date a white chick again. It nails it right on the head. Only asian women for me from now on
http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreign_women_are_better.html
That's why I'm going to marry me a woman from Asia and people tell me I'm crazy. I say the 50% divorce rate and losing half your asset is crazy!
This cracks me up. It's funny because it's true
3 reasons to marry an American woman
1. You actually believe BBW = big BEAUTIFUL wife.
2. You believe nagging is essential for personal growth.
3. You really look forward to the day your BBW wife divorces you and you gladly fork over 50% over your hard earned assets, plus child support and alimony (a lard ass bitch for sure is not going to have a good job). Then after that you have to figure out how to live on 20% of your income.
3 reasons to marry an American woman
1. You actually believe BBW = big BEAUTIFUL wife.
2. You believe nagging is essential for personal growth.
3. You really look forward to the day your BBW wife divorces you and you gladly fork over 50% over your hard earned assets, plus child support and alimony (a lard ass bitch for sure is not going to have a good job). Then after that you have to figure out how to live on 20% of your income.
Man,this NoMarriage.com site is funny as hell because it's all true! I think I can spend a week there.
"American men have options. American women do not. So the American women huff and puff, and scowl at the incoming foreign brides who don't demand the feminazi equality bullshit. You WISH American men didn't have choices. You're like a labor union that's pissed off because the company is hiring non-union employees."
"American men have options. American women do not. So the American women huff and puff, and scowl at the incoming foreign brides who don't demand the feminazi equality bullshit. You WISH American men didn't have choices. You're like a labor union that's pissed off because the company is hiring non-union employees."
Geekbabe
Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
of course you can, you don't have silly things like dates with actual women taking up all your time
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
of course you can, you don't have silly things like dates with actual women taking up all your time
yea, but I'm getting married to a Hot Female Night Elf in WoW. Not sure if that Night Elf is a man or a woman in real life, but who cares!
Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
of course you can, you don't have silly things like dates with actual women taking up all your time
yea, but I'm getting married to a Hot Female Night Elf in WoW. Not sure if that Night Elf is a man or a woman in real life, but who cares!
well, at least you explained why you're a 30 year old virgin.
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