My wife is putting me in the poor house again

Pepsei

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Dec 14, 2001
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please point at me and laugh....

she just spent $500 each on two piece of crappy artwork (no refund). someone buy a bullet for me to shoot myself.

i'm going to cry myself to sleep.... in a fetal position...
 

Hyperblaze

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May 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: Pepsei
please point at me and laugh....

she just spent $500 each on two piece of crappy artwork (no refund). someone buy a bullet for me to shoot myself.

i'm going to cry myself to sleep.... in a fetal position...

take the credit card away from her?
 

BigJ

Lifer
Nov 18, 2001
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Haven't you had these problems before and posted about them on AT?

You guys need some counseling.
 

enis083

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Go buy yourself a new sports coupe and a box of ramem. Tell her you can't afford real food until the car is paid off. Take pic of her face. Profit?
 

mugs

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Apr 29, 2003
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No way would my wife spend $1000 on ANYTHING without discussing it with me first (and vice versa). You and your wife have issues.
 

confused1234

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Jun 17, 2006
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sitck it in her butt and show her whos boss!

by that i mean, tell her if she keeps spending money you want anal in return!
 

Jadow

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Does she work? Does she pay her share of the bills?

You didn't provide much info.
 

Reckoner

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Pepsei, I have an honest question for you. Do you have a pair of testicles? Do you? I honestly think you're a woman. Who's the fvcking man of your house? The FVCKING DOG!?!?!?
 

bctbct

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Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Pepsei, I have an honest question for you. Do you have a pair of testicles? Do you? I honestly think you're a woman. Who's the fvcking man of your house? The FVCKING DOG!?!?!?


Dont beat around the bush, just come right out and say it, no point in holding back :laugh:

 

HomeAppraiser

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Roy: You saved my life, George. You buying my art is what inspired me to get better. I'll never forget what you did for me.

George: Oh, that's great. That's great.

Kramer: Y'know, art is a great investment.

Elaine: It's gonna look great in your apartment, George.

George: Yes I look forward to many years of looking at the triangles.
Well, I'll wait for you outside.

Roy: Hey, George... [kiss]
 

NFS4

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Oct 9, 1999
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Does she work, or is she just spending the "family purse" on these paintings?
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: bctbct
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Pepsei, I have an honest question for you. Do you have a pair of testicles? Do you? I honestly think you're a woman. Who's the fvcking man of your house? The FVCKING DOG!?!?!?


Dont beat around the bush, just come right out and say it, no point in holding back :laugh:

lofl
 

bennylong

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Apr 20, 2006
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This makes me not want to ever get married. How sad..

"
Almost 90% of American women "marry up" to a man that earns more than they do. Coincidence? I think not.

What we see here is the typical gap between what women say (and may believe on a conscious level) and what they do (Some are conscious hypocrites, others choose wealthier men on a subconscious level, screening out less successful guys without even admitting it to themselves). Only a small minority of women at present (just over 10%) marry men who make less than them. They are the only ones who without a doubt chose men for themselves.

There is a thing called "falling in love within a framework" which means these women at a subconscious level only allow themselves to fall for men who meet their conditions in regard to success, wealth, etc. The other guys, no matter how nice, intelligent, good-natured, and self-assured, will get screened out before they are even seriously considered, in 90% of cases.

The one constant of life is that women, after you marry them, will always change. You think they are sexy and fair now? They will probably change after the wedding.

That's just the way it is, folks, no way to change it. Best thing is to look at the women's mom, married sisters, and how she was raised. That is a much better indicator than what she says when you date her.

Men lie to get sex. Women lie (like crazy) to get married. Oldest rule in the book. PS. Women will deny this all day long. Feel free to ignore their denials. "
 

bennylong

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Originally posted by: confused1234
bennylong arent you the 30 year old virgin though?

I"M going to be the 40 years old virgin after reading this thread. Sure don't make me want to get married.