My wife is going to love me tonight

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
thinking, hypothetically of course....


if said actions that resulted in additional cleanliness were actuated under the explicit modus operandi of getting her to thank you sexually, then said actions, under man law, consititute no crime, and you are hereby reissued your man card; you are also to be awarded a golden star sticker for bravery in the face of mildew.

Negative. 1 month after Marriage and he's already needing to do this much? I question whether a Man Card was even issued!

hahahah @ thread.

yes, I say OP is whipped (or is it whooped? bah i donno the exact term)

 

[thomsbrain]

no no no no no.

you do this BEFORE you get married. afterwards, your job is to watch tv and yell for more beer.

 

[Brutuskend]

Just what all is going into those brownies? 😉

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: josh6079

Originally posted by: tk109
This is how you think in your innocent considerate mind in a new marriage.

.... now for reality... your new wife will come home... flip out because nothing is exactly where she wanted.... flip out because she wanted to organize "together"... then flip out some more that the night is ruined in front of her friend. Then she will withhold sex for the next 38 days......

welcome to married life (or just living with a women even) 🙂

Q........F........T!!!!!!!!!

Yeah that's the truth. My wife is away this weekend so I got started on the built-in desk/bookshelf we've been talking about building in the study. I KNOW she's going to be pissed when she gets home because it's not going to be exactly the way she wanted it, even though I drew it all out on paper and explained the style to her twice. But screw it, I wanted to get started on it!

 

[dderidex]

Two days an no update?

Hmmm...maybe the brownies weren't done in time? She killed him in a furious rage, baked him into the brownies and ATE HIM!!!

:shocked:

Either that, or we got syringered...but, c'mon, how likely is that?

 

[Molondo]

She probably used the bat on the computer instead of him.

 

[hypn0tik]

Guess there will be no update

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: Night201
Just got married 1 month ago.

Just moved into a new place about 2 months ago. Stuff is everywhere since we're unpacking. My wife went to a movie tonight with her best friend. They are coming back here after (in about 30 minutes - I have to hurry) to look at our wedding photo proofs (got them today). I just cleaned straightened up the whole house (living room, dining room, kitchen) and I'm currently vacuuming. I'm going to finish up in about 15 minutes and then cook up some brownies for them.

That being said, permission to bash me is granted. I will post the results later tonight and/or tomorrow.

Do this weekly, then stop, watch ****** hit fan 🙂

 

[DaWhim]

got syringered? remind me about the thread about that guy tried to put a flour prank on his wife and updated days later. we thought he got killed by his wife or something. 😀

 

[dxkj]

I just read the thread...


I guess being thoughtful = early death?

 

[OOBradm]

Originally posted by: yosuke188
Just post some updates while you are doing it, okay?

I picture the boss guy from Office Space typing on his laptop sipping his coffee posting on ATOT...

On the same note...
Do it doggy style, it makes a good table for your laptop!

 

[imported_griffis]

Originally posted by: KLin
Did anyone else read the OP's topic as "My wife is going to leave me tonight."?

Yup

 

[TheoPetro]

roofie(sp?) brownies FTW