My wife is going to love me tonight

[T9D]

This is how you think in your innocent considerate mind in a new marriage.

.... now for reality... your new wife will come home... flip out because nothing is exactly where she wanted.... flip out because she wanted to organize "together"... then flip out some more that the night is ruined in front of her friend. Then she will withhold sex for the next 38 days......

welcome to married life (or just living with a women even)

 

[Fiat1]

You A$$ the lamp doesn't go here. I have to do everything myself......

 

[Baked]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 3 way! Yay! Your wife's gonna lez out w/ her friend!

 

[Conky]

Dang, only one month married and she already has you trained to wait on her.

You don't need a man card... you need a Eunuch card. :laugh:

 

[Zap Brannigan]

Originally posted by: Beachboy


You don't need a man card... you need a Eunuch card. :laugh:

He had one but his wife even stripped him of that.

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: KLin
Did anyone else read the OP's topic as "My wife is going to leave me tonight."?

damn,
yeah that is exactly how i read it. which is why i was surprised at she was leaving after 1 month

 

[ballmode]

she is going to pwn you someday

just remember to give her dutch ovens

 

[hypn0tik]

Update?

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Update?

It's probably a little early for an Update unless he totally got shafted tonight. I bet she did something to him that's illegal in 40 states or something. :beer:

 

[I Saw OJ]

Sounds like time well spent to get some tonight...three way or no three way.

 

[judasmachine]

whipped

 

[ForumMaster]

this should be interesting!

 

[Kadarin]

Marked here as well. However, I tend to believe the update will be rather mundane...

 

[josh6079]

Originally posted by: tk109
This is how you think in your innocent considerate mind in a new marriage.

.... now for reality... your new wife will come home... flip out because nothing is exactly where she wanted.... flip out because she wanted to organize "together"... then flip out some more that the night is ruined in front of her friend. Then she will withhold sex for the next 38 days......

welcome to married life (or just living with a women even)

Q........F........T!!!!!!!!!

Also, only in ATOT have I ever seen so many people so eager to hear about how someone had sex, let alone actually see those involved. Wow.

 

[Goosemaster]

thinking, hypothetically of course....


if said actions that resulted in additional cleanliness were actuated under the explicit modus operandi of getting her to thank you sexually, then said actions, under man law, consititute no crime, and you are hereby reissued your man card; you are also to be awarded a golden star sticker for bravery in the face of mildew.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: josh6079

Originally posted by: tk109
This is how you think in your innocent considerate mind in a new marriage.

.... now for reality... your new wife will come home... flip out because nothing is exactly where she wanted.... flip out because she wanted to organize "together"... then flip out some more that the night is ruined in front of her friend. Then she will withhold sex for the next 38 days......

welcome to married life (or just living with a women even)

Q........F........T!!!!!!!!!

very very true

 

[hypn0tik]

Where the hell is the update?

 

[Howard]

syringered

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Where the hell is the update?

obviously they're still sexoring

 

[waitman]

Shens! No man is that stupid...well, I hope anyway

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Where the hell is the update?

obviously they're still sexoring

No joke, for some reason once you're married cleaning is just as important as foreplay.

 

[FrustratedUser]

*Note to self*

Cleaning = foreplay.
Me = no marriage.

 

[Baked]

Real men don't clean.

 

[Compton]

once again...

SPIDER!

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
thinking, hypothetically of course....


if said actions that resulted in additional cleanliness were actuated under the explicit modus operandi of getting her to thank you sexually, then said actions, under man law, consititute no crime, and you are hereby reissued your man card; you are also to be awarded a golden star sticker for bravery in the face of mildew.

Negative. 1 month after Marriage and he's already needing to do this much? I question whether a Man Card was even issued!