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My wife is going to love me tonight

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This is how you think in your innocent considerate mind in a new marriage.

.... now for reality... your new wife will come home... flip out because nothing is exactly where she wanted.... flip out because she wanted to organize "together"... then flip out some more that the night is ruined in front of her friend. Then she will withhold sex for the next 38 days......

welcome to married life (or just living with a women even) 🙂
 
Dang, only one month married and she already has you trained to wait on her.

You don't need a man card... you need a Eunuch card. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: KLin
Did anyone else read the OP's topic as "My wife is going to leave me tonight."?
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damn,
yeah that is exactly how i read it. which is why i was surprised at she was leaving after 1 month
 
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Update?
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It's probably a little early for an Update unless he totally got shafted tonight. I bet she did something to him that's illegal in 40 states or something. :beer:
 
Originally posted by: tk109
This is how you think in your innocent considerate mind in a new marriage.

.... now for reality... your new wife will come home... flip out because nothing is exactly where she wanted.... flip out because she wanted to organize "together"... then flip out some more that the night is ruined in front of her friend. Then she will withhold sex for the next 38 days......

welcome to married life (or just living with a women even) 🙂
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Q........F........T!!!!!!!!!

Also, only in ATOT have I ever seen so many people so eager to hear about how someone had sex, let alone actually see those involved. Wow.
 
thinking, hypothetically of course....


if said actions that resulted in additional cleanliness were actuated under the explicit modus operandi of getting her to thank you sexually, then said actions, under man law, consititute no crime, and you are hereby reissued your man card; you are also to be awarded a golden star sticker for bravery in the face of mildew.

 
Originally posted by: josh6079
Originally posted by: tk109
This is how you think in your innocent considerate mind in a new marriage.

.... now for reality... your new wife will come home... flip out because nothing is exactly where she wanted.... flip out because she wanted to organize "together"... then flip out some more that the night is ruined in front of her friend. Then she will withhold sex for the next 38 days......

welcome to married life (or just living with a women even) 🙂
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Q........F........T!!!!!!!!!
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very very true
 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
thinking, hypothetically of course....


if said actions that resulted in additional cleanliness were actuated under the explicit modus operandi of getting her to thank you sexually, then said actions, under man law, consititute no crime, and you are hereby reissued your man card; you are also to be awarded a golden star sticker for bravery in the face of mildew.
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Negative. 1 month after Marriage and he's already needing to do this much? I question whether a Man Card was even issued!
 
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