My roommate's life is over...

[vi edit]

Well in case it happens in the future.....

http://www.penischeek.com

 

[kyparrish]

come on man it's the same for everybody!!!

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
and instead trying to clean up the piss and go to sleep you take pictures and post it on OT. way to go

Yea right. He can clean up his own fvcking piss tomorrow, and there is no way in hell I could fall asleep right now.

I would take the rommates clean clothes and place them over the pee area (multi layer) and then walk on them, try to get as much liquid up as possible before cleaning.

 

[slycat]

so ur gonna let it go and continue living together?
next time he's out like that, he might stab u to death and "come on, its the same for everyone".

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Calin
Pull your room mate in the middle of the "lake". Let him soak.

this is not good. I am sorry for you. Good luck with the interview.

Calin

Yeah, I'd roll his stupid a$$ off the bed and into the lake of pi$$ and let his clothing soak it up. Rub his face around in it like a mop. Stupid fvcktard. I hate drunk people.

 

[DarkKnight]

eww thats nasty. Thats almost as bad as when My roomate drank a ton of beer, ate a whole pizza, and threw up all over my room (even on my computer and chair). The smell was so bad that it stunk up our whole hall for 4 days. Thank God he got transfered after the first semester.

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahha. as long as he cleans it up. ask him what he meant by saying its the same for everyone

 

[gistech1978]

thats messed up.

i do not miss the stupid 4am drunken drama of college.

this guy on my floor in the dorms had a friend come from the air force academy to visit.
we all got nice and drunk, but this guy had a bit too much.
Mike (my friend) woke up to feel something warm on his arm. this guy had just whipped it out and started pissing all over Mike and the bed he was sleeping in. Mike screams WTF dude??? and the guy like snaps out of it and realizes what he was doing.

the next morning Mike went to class and the cadet guy got up to go to walmart to buy stuff to clean up his room. that place was spotless when mike got back from classes. so at least this guy righted the situation and went way above and beyond just cleaning the bed. He was pretty embarassed and rightfully so.

 

[Kipper]

People get drunk. People do stupid things. Relax and deal with it. He could have done something worse...I take it he's not your most favorite person in the world?

 

[Stojakapimp]

piss on him

 

[shuan24]

I've been piss drunk before, but never piss-on-people drunk. I wonder what that feels like. :beer:

 

[Carrot44]

OMG :disgust: at least he did not piss on the teddy bear

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
One more reason I'm glad I joined a fraternity and have had my own room the whole time.

hahahaha you joined a frat to get AWAY from drunken hijinks? lol!

In my experience dorms have been MUCH saner than the frats. Then again, I guess I'm on a quiet floor.

 

[shopbruin]

my bf's roommate his second year came back drunk as heck one night, and started peeing on the closet, thinking it was the bathroom (the dorm room had its own bathroom).

luckily it wasn't my bf's closet, but it was still nasty. when he woke up the next morning the guy was embarassed by what he did.

 

[PCTweaker5]

Lol was he trying to do you or what? WTF was he saying?

 

[monk3y]

Have you done anything to him yet?

 

[Noirish]

maybe he was making a move on you?

 

[edjam]

Lay the smackdown....pronto. (In a verbal or physical sense, you decide)

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: Deeko
He doesn't remember anything that happened, nor does he have a damn clue what 'come on man its the same for everybody' means. I'm assuming he was trying to get the sheets to cover up the piss, kinda like a cat....but that doesn't explain what his statement means. He said if he were me he would have punched him in the face....but considering that I'm 5'6" and he's 6'3", even though we're about equal strength he could probably wreck me....but yea. He cleaned it up. And my interview went pretty well I think.

Good. Sounds like he needs some self control when he drinks and if this isn't possible well then.....find a new drug.

 

[JoeKing]

you should have pee'd in his butt


don't worry it's college I mean "come on man its the same for everybody". Consider it a memorable experience you'll look back at a Laugh your ass off. Good story to tell while drinking with a group of friends and said roomate is around.

 

[Deeko]

He's got a HUUUGE gash on his leg that was totally unaccounted for...until I fixed my bed today and found a giant patch of skin on the wooden frame. He didn't believe everything I said till he saw that either.

 

[Klixxer]

I am once again amazed by ATOTers fascination with pissing on other men or having them drink piss.

Just get yourself a thick rubber hose for next time, load it up with lead pellets and you are good to go. that will hurt a lot but not leave marks, unless you break something, but then again, you can just tell him he fell, it's not like he would know, if he DOES fall, kick him in the teeth.

 

[DigDug]

One more reason I'm glad I joined a fraternity and have had my own room the whole time

The first reason being the circle jerk you got to drink up.

 

[Corporate Thug]

beat his ass