My roommate's life is over...

[Deeko]

First off, I'd like to state that I have a 9am class, and a 10am interview tomorrow.

My roommate got fvcking WASTED off his ass last night. When he came back at 2am, he would not shut up, he girlfriend must have calmed him down cuz I threatned to lock him out if he didn't. Fast forward to five minutes ago. I'm asleep, I'm half-woken up by this water sound....I'm still half asleep so I don't pay much attention to it...then I wake up to find my roommate trying to pull my sheets off my bed. I push him away, he starts saying 'come on man its the same for everybody'...repeating this everytime I push him away, and trying to get at the sheets with more sevarity. Finally I smack his hand and yell at him. He flips out, trying to strangle me and saying 'fvck you man its different for everyone dont you ever fvcking smack me again', i then shoved him in the direction of his bed and he fell over and passed out. I get up...turns out, that water sound was him pissing in the middle of my floor. I'm now WIDE the fvck awake, I've got this in the middle of my room(looks worse than the picture suggests, trust me...smells worse too), and this for a bed. And I have an interview in 5 hours. Simply wonderful.

 

[HiTek21]

throw your roommates ass out in the bushes

 

[datalink7]

Sounds like you're pretty pissed.

*rimshot*

 

[sonambulo]

'come on man its the same for everybody'

what?

 

[fs5]

and instead trying to clean up the piss and go to sleep you take pictures and post it on OT. way to go

 

[UnatcoAgent]

I enjoy that there is a teddy bear on the floor.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
and instead trying to clean up the piss and go to sleep you take pictures and post it on OT. way to go

Yea right. He can clean up his own fvcking piss tomorrow, and there is no way in hell I could fall asleep right now.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: Magnum375
I enjoy that there is a teddy bear on the floor.

That's the thong-bear. We found it in the elevator....its a teddy bear, with a thong firmly attached. Quite odd.

 

[nageov3t]

ah. thanks for the reminder of why I don't miss college we had a few incidents of waking up to find random strangers sleeping in the middle of our floor or on our couch.

nothing that bad, though. I'd totally kill him if he was my roommate. or at least start spreading some horrible rumor about him.

 

[sonambulo]

what did he mean by 'come on man its the same for everbody' ???

you lost me at that point.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: sonambulo
what did he mean by 'come on man its the same for everbody' ???

you lost me at that point.

Well, he's drunk enough to be pissing on the floor...

 

[AvesPKS]

One more reason I'm glad I joined a fraternity and have had my own room the whole time.

 

[gentobu]

I had that physics book...

 

[zimu]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
and instead trying to clean up the piss and go to sleep you take pictures and post it on OT. way to go

Yea right. He can clean up his own fvcking piss tomorrow, and there is no way in hell I could fall asleep right now.

your response to the quote makes no sense. i think deeko was being sarcastic anyway, if my sarcasm meter is working?

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

I'd say it's time for some butt-kicking in the afternoon.


Edited for your schedule.

 

[Azraele]

Eww.

 

[Calin]

Pull your room mate in the middle of the "lake". Let him soak.

this is not good. I am sorry for you. Good luck with the interview.

Calin

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: sonambulo
what did he mean by 'come on man its the same for everbody' ???

you lost me at that point.

sometimes, things that make absolute sense to a drunk person is just nonsense to someone who's sober

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: sonambulo
what did he mean by 'come on man its the same for everbody' ???

you lost me at that point.

sometimes, things that make absolute sense to a drunk person is just nonsense to someone who's sober

yarrr ti ti har ti har har!!! we're gettin' focked up tonite!!!

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[Pepsei]

Better you than me.

 

[Gurck]

*shudders* You made me remember when a friend drank a fifth of JD and hurled it & dinner all over my dorm room one night :Q

 

[Ness]

Take his pillow out of its case, put it on top of the piss, then push it down to soak up as much as you can, then put the pillow case back on and put it back. He'll never believe he DIDN'T piss on his own pillow.



Tell your roommate that he damn well better fix this by the end of the day and if it ever gets near this bad, you are locking him outside and calling the police anonymously about a drunk and disorderly. Then the next day you are going to look into getting him kicked out.

He'll be pissed about that, but he doesn't have the right to be.

 

[SP33Demon]

It's only natural for someone to try and beat up a little AT geek when they're drunk. Especially when you put the moves on him the night before, of course he's going to want to see you naked again and say "It's the same for everybody".

















j/k Hope you do get this punk back. If u need some muscle I'll be up in Philly next weekend :beer:

 

[Fingolfin269]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
One more reason I'm glad I joined a fraternity and have had my own room the whole time.

Yup. We just had to watch out for the piss outside our doors.

 

[rh71]

I'm going to get reamed for this but alcohol is just trouble. Nevermind the hangover/headache you get afterward either... for every one who drinks responsibly, there are these guys... and then there are those who decide to get behind the wheel... and then there are those who pick fights... and then there are those who get majorly depressed and try to kill themselves... and then there are those who get raped because they're too drunk to know it... and then there are those who get alcohol poisoning because their frat brothers wanted them to keep going... and then.. and then...

Drink responsibly... if you're sober enough to know how...