My roommate's life is over...

[woowoo]

Steal his money....

 

[PatboyX]

sounds like he pissed his bed a bit at first, woke up, then decided he would covertly take your sheets in the night.
i actually used to have a room mate that would get f-ed up on all sorts of stuff and pretty regularly pissed his bed.

 

[PunDogg]

leave him a note saying he has to clean it up by the time u get back

Dogg

 

[Koing]

Get your mate to clean up his own sh!t.

Good luck for your interview.

Koing

 

[monk3y]

OMFG... Make him lick that sh1t up or something...

 

[Modeps]

Do you live in a dorm or an apartment?

 

[Apathetic]

That guy need to have his ass kicked. Do you have any idea what he meant by "come on man its the same for everybody"? On the other hand, I'm not sure either of us really wants to know...

I'm sure you have a couch or two in the living room. I recommend trying to get some rest before the interview. Even if you're too worked up to fall asleep, just closing your eyes will help a bit.

Good luck with the interview.

Dave

 

[Bulk Beef]

Fausto wants his teddy bear back. He says you guys are bad foster parents.

 

[PingSpike]

Beat your roommate up while he's drunk. And then piss on him. Only drag him out of your room first, no need to stink it up worse.

What a fvck.

Oh, or pee in his bed and tell his girlfriend and everyone on the floor that he did it.

 

[CChaos]

I'm still struggling to grasp the kind of mentality that, when your roommate pisses on your floor, decides "I must take a picture of this urine and post it on ATOT."

 

[GasX]

Is he an Eagles fan?

 

[Mandos]

Originally posted by: Deeko
First off, I'd like to state that I have a 9am class, and a 10am interview tomorrow.

My roommate got fvcking WASTED off his ass last night. When he came back at 2am, he would not shut up, he girlfriend must have calmed him down cuz I threatned to lock him out if he didn't. Fast forward to five minutes ago. I'm asleep, I'm half-woken up by this water sound....I'm still half asleep so I don't pay much attention to it...then I wake up to find my roommate trying to pull my sheets off my bed. I push him away, he starts saying 'come on man its the same for everybody'...repeating this everytime I push him away, and trying to get at the sheets with more sevarity. Finally I smack his hand and yell at him. He flips out, trying to strangle me and saying 'fvck you man its different for everyone dont you ever fvcking smack me again', i then shoved him in the direction of his bed and he fell over and passed out. I get up...turns out, that water sound was him pissing in the middle of my floor. I'm now WIDE the fvck awake, I've got this in the middle of my room(looks worse than the picture suggests, trust me...smells worse too), and this for a bed. And I have an interview in 5 hours. Simply wonderful.

You know what he meant by Its the same for everybody and then Its different for everyone? God I hate drunks.

 

[clamum]

He wanted to DHIT... eh... yeah that sucks.

 

[captains]

hahaahahahaha

 

[CKDragon]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Magnum375
I enjoy that there is a teddy bear on the floor.

That's the thong-bear. We found it in the elevator....its a teddy bear, with a thong firmly attached. Quite odd.

Of all the junk in this thread, I'm most shocked that you picked anything up in a University Crossings elevator. There so much piss on those elevator floors that I could drop a diamond and I'd consider it lost forever. Stupid Drunks.

CK

 

[Blieb]

After realizing what had happened, I would seriously have beaten the piss out of h---- hahahah I made a funny ... but seriously, he'd have gotten a beating he'd never forget.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

do you own a vacuum?

 

[oniq]

Forget the piss that carpet is filthy :\

 

[pyonir]

Deeko...man...i'm sorry about last night. I was so drunk and i don't remember doing all that. Please forgive me?

 

[kuk]

I came into this thread thinking that Deeko = notfred, and the roommate = you_know_who ...

 

[Deeko]

He doesn't remember anything that happened, nor does he have a damn clue what 'come on man its the same for everybody' means. I'm assuming he was trying to get the sheets to cover up the piss, kinda like a cat....but that doesn't explain what his statement means. He said if he were me he would have punched him in the face....but considering that I'm 5'6" and he's 6'3", even though we're about equal strength he could probably wreck me....but yea. He cleaned it up. And my interview went pretty well I think.

 

[Harvey]

I hope your next roommate is a housebroken human being. :roll:

 

[Psycho18]

Originally posted by: sonambulo
'come on man its the same for everybody'

what?

LMAO!

 

[imported_Strang]

Wow, you have the same mattress that I used for ~3 years before I moved into my own apartment.

The only diff is that I had another mattress underneath it (it was still on the floor though).

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: Deeko
He doesn't remember anything that happened, nor does he have a damn clue what 'come on man its the same for everybody' means. I'm assuming he was trying to get the sheets to cover up the piss, kinda like a cat....but that doesn't explain what his statement means. He said if he were me he would have punched him in the face....but considering that I'm 5'6" and he's 6'3", even though we're about equal strength he could probably wreck me....but yea. He cleaned it up. And my interview went pretty well I think.

So he is not a complete asshat, and was cool about cleaning up after himself and apologized.

Sounds like your room mate is a pretty good guy when he isn't drunk.