My roommate is annoying

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Yolner
Thats weird. Ohh well who cares shiner is still "special"

I'm glad you think I'm special, but what I told you earlier is not going to change. You cannot massage my back.

Why are you so obsessed with guys massaging your back? I think its time to come out of your closet buddy.

I see you checking out my e ass......stop undressing me with your keyboard!!!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

I may not get laid as much but thats only because i have my standards. This guy apparently humps anything with a vagina.

It could be worse he could be trying to hump you

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

I may not get laid as much but thats only because i have my standards. This guy apparently humps anything with a vagina.

It could be worse he could be trying to hump you

That would be better. They'd both be getting a piece of ass, and they'd shut up and stop complaining.

- M4H

 

[xXped0thugXx]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

id rather jerk off all day than f!ck a whale.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
he's humping her in the same room as you?

dam, that sure is classy.....and fat and ugly too?
how enticing.

Yes its fvcked up.

That means you must know the answer to my question. What kind of smells are produced during the act of sex between a man and a woman? My only exposure to sex has been through porn. So, I know what it looks and sounds like but I don't know what it smells like.

"It smells like cigarettes and ass in here...you two been having sex?"