My roommate is annoying

[0roo0roo]

4/10

take the sock puppets off.

 

[Balt]

Next time they get into it, start playing some pr0n track music from your speakers.

They'll probably get the point.

 

[oogabooga]

so is this a parody or is the other one a parody?
That picture has burned my eyes beyond repair, i'm leaving now to stab them out.

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Better pic of her

Aaaaauuugggghhhh...my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOGGLES, STAT!!!

The Goggles THEY DO NOTHING!!!!!

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Yolner
Its getting really old. I cant get any fvcking sleep because of the friggin hamsters humping all night. Get a fvcking room you bastards.

easy solution.... bear in mind this worked for me...

Wait til he's doin either doggie or, he's on top, then sneak up behind them... and give a full hand full power open hand smack on his bare ass..... wear gloves if necessary...

and I mean smack him hard.... HARD.... leave a purple handprint....

They will never... I mean never do it when you're there again.

-max

 

[LeadMagnet]

menage a troi?

 

[nan0bug]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

I may not get laid as much but thats only because girls have standards.

Fixed

Lol

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
so is this a parody or is the other one a parody?
That picture has burned my eyes beyond repair, i'm leaving now to stab them out.

The other one was a parody....got locked becuase yolner wouldn't calm down.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Better pic of her

i can't tell whether she is laying down or not :Q

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Yolner
Its getting really old. I cant get any fvcking sleep because of the friggin hamsters humping all night. Get a fvcking room you bastards.

Set up a webcam! :evil:

:beer:



Ausm

 

[Yolner]

No it got locked because shinerburke is "special"

 

[raanemaan]

Originally posted by: Ausm

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Yolner
Its getting really old. I cant get any fvcking sleep because of the friggin hamsters humping all night. Get a fvcking room you bastards.

Set up a webcam! :evil:

:beer:



Ausm

:camera:'s

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

have some friends come over and walk in and turn the lights on while they are in there

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Better pic of her

That was horrible!





KeyserSoze

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Yolner
No it got locked because shinerburke is "special"

Damn you can't even link correctly. It must really suck being you.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Yolner
No it got locked because shinerburke is "special"

Damn you can't even link correctly. It must really suck being you.

Yeah I think he pretty much pwned himself there....

 

[Yolner]

Whats wrong with the link? Works fine for me.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Yolner
Whats wrong with the link? Works fine for me.

Take a look

Text

 

[Yolner]

Thats weird. Ohh well who cares shiner is still "special"

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
he's humping her in the same room as you?

dam, that sure is classy.....and fat and ugly too?
how enticing.

Yes its fvcked up.

That means you must know the answer to my question. What kind of smells are produced during the act of sex between a man and a woman? My only exposure to sex has been through porn. So, I know what it looks and sounds like but I don't know what it smells like.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Yolner
Thats weird. Ohh well who cares shiner is still "special"

I'm glad you think I'm special, but what I told you earlier is not going to change. You cannot massage my back.

 

[Yolner]

Originally posted by: StormRider

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
he's humping her in the same room as you?

dam, that sure is classy.....and fat and ugly too?
how enticing.

Yes its fvcked up.

That means you must know the answer to my question. What kind of smells are produced during the act of sex between a man and a woman? My only exposure to sex has been through porn. So, I know what it looks and sounds like but I don't know what it smells like.

Go smell your parents or something you little freak.

 

[Yolner]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Yolner
Thats weird. Ohh well who cares shiner is still "special"

I'm glad you think I'm special, but what I told you earlier is not going to change. You cannot massage my back.

Why are you so obsessed with guys massaging your back? I think its time to come out of your closet buddy.

 

[Eug]

Better pic

 

[Yolner]

LoL i think thats the after pic.