My roommate is annoying

[Yolner]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
ok....do they at least have the covers over them
while they do it?

jesus....

I never looked. If she was hot maybe but not when she looks like something that just ate roseanne.

 

[Yolner]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

I may not get laid as much but thats only because i have my standards. This guy apparently humps anything with a vagina.

A man after my own heart! He's GETTING LAID. You're not allowed to "have standards" until you're very close to 30 or so.

I've made many mistakes in my life. However, I've learned that ANY nookie is infinitely better than no nookie at all. I have standards too. Then after going home with my right hand for about 3 months or so...those standards go the hell out the window and anything female, clean and willing is fair game.

Well i just dont enjoy myself if i have to get through 10 tons of fat just to get to the nookie. Plumper humping aint for everyone i guess.

 

[lavagirl669]

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
ok....do they at least have the covers over them
while they do it?

jesus....

I never looked. If she was hot maybe but not when she looks like something that just ate roseanne.

I feel for you man....
that is so disgusting
and classless . Your roommate is a LOSER :thumbsdown:

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

I may not get laid as much but thats only because girls have standards.

Fixed

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

I may not get laid as much but thats only because i have my standards. This guy apparently humps anything with a vagina.

A man after my own heart! He's GETTING LAID. You're not allowed to "have standards" until you're very close to 30 or so.

I've made many mistakes in my life. However, I've learned that ANY nookie is infinitely better than no nookie at all. I have standards too. Then after going home with my right hand for about 3 months or so...those standards go the hell out the window and anything female, clean and willing is fair game.

Well i just dont enjoy myself if i have to get through 10 tons of fat just to get to the nookie. Plumper humping aint for everyone i guess.

It's called "Chubby Chasing" and you'll learn to like it when the Well of Woohaa dries up.

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

I may not get laid as much but thats only because girls have standards.

Fixed

hahahhaha

 

[spanky]

ask if u can have sloppy seconds. then stick it in....

 

[flexy]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

i always thought you *hate* girls ?

 

[erikistired]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

I may not get laid as much but thats only because of restraining orders.

Fixed

corrected.

 

[Yolner]

Originally posted by: fisher

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

I may not get laid as much but thats only because of restraining orders.

Fixed

corrected.

Are you shiner's buttmoney too?

 

[erikistired]

yarrrr. i'm a pirate. i'm here to pillage you!

 

[Yolner]

Originally posted by: fisher
yarrrr. i'm a pirate. i'm here to pillage you!

I think your looking for shiner's butt. I heard he enjoying a good pillaging

 

[erikistired]

YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[Yolner]

Maybe your actually a buttPIRATE?

 

[Schadenfroh]

Better pic of her

 

[Horus]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOEEES! NOT TEH TUBGIRL!

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Better pic of her

Aaaaauuugggghhhh...my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Freejack2]

Threads like this make me so glad I'm married and don't have any roomates.

 

[gistech1978]

humping?

if you call it humping you havent humped. period.

 

[Hav0k99]

Originally posted by: gistech1978
humping?

if you call it humping you havent humped. period.

LOL Agreed!!!

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: MCrusty
LMAO

 

[slurm]

wow... that pic did some damage alright..

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Better pic of her

Aaaaauuugggghhhh...my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOGGLES, STAT!!!

 

[psiu]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Better pic of her

*barf*

 

[luvya]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Better pic of her

I'd h......no no, that's wrong!