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My rebuttle: (stupid things women want us to do)

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Originally posted by: yobarman
Originally posted by: ActPrincess
I sure as heck hope that all men don't think like that. Well, at least you know how NOT to attract women
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i don't think like that. it's just a joke so don't take it too seriously.

:: slaps ActPrincess on the ass ::

Now go fix me a sandwich.
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Haha...i know, but well...i have noticed not many women replied to this thread!😛
 
Originally posted by: gopunk
why the hell would a girl want to be touched before and after you go to the bathroom?? 😕
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It proves you don't believe in cooties of course! Duh! 😛

-silver
 
LOL

20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
"See you hell bitch! I'm going to Cancun with my new Asian stripper girlfriend!"
 
25. Shave just before you see her. She?ll notice.
Once you whip it out in front of her

<-- on the floor right now laughing.
 
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"I sure as heck hope that all men don't think like that. Well, at least you know how NOT to attract women"

It's one of the great mysteries of my life. But I noticed being a nice, thoughtful guy landed me zero women. Lots of friends but no girlfriends. Letting my hair down, literally and becoming crude rude and obnoxious did the trick. Weird, but the more sassy and dismissive I became the more women I attracted. And that's the truth.

So anyway, loved the post.
 
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.
Then realize it was last week. Don't mention anything about anniversarys. You're better off studying biology or something than trying to memorize all the damn dates she wants you to. "Did you know our first kiss in the movie theatres on Wednesday anniversary is coming up?" "No, but I can cure cancer!"
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Hahah. really like that one.
 
I found this to be very degrading and insulting to women; thus it was a great source of comedy.

dfi
 
Originally posted by: dfi
I found this to be very degrading and insulting to women; thus it was a great source of comedy.

dfi
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That's the only thing in this thread that made me laugh.

Seriously, though... you want a dishwasher, buy one. You want a sandwich, Subway's down the street. You want sex, prostitution is legal in Las Vegas. You want love... get a life, then get a wife.
 
31. Keep her favorite cereal on hand.
"Whatcha eatin'?" "Nut N' Bitch!"
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LOL..

That could also be titled "41 Ways To Melt Down Your Penis.."

or "If you do the following, then you might be gay."

11. If she?s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.
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Who the hell do they think you are? Girls cry at the most random and unpredictable times. It could be 3:00am and you're on a business trip 1000 miles away and she goes to the kitchen and the sugar jar reminds her of childhood so she just breaks out balling because you're not there.
 
IMHO, VERY funny stuff! 😀 , free :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer: for you!
Too bad i could LOL since I am in school.
 
Taken as a joke, which it obviously is, and not your real life view of women...


It was very funny.

And you muffed number 35
 
Originally posted by: yowolabi
Taken as a joke, which it obviously is, and not your real life view of women...


It was very funny.

And you muffed number 35
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muffed? I'm not followin you here...

Shameless bump!
 
the aurthor's obviously a hopeless romantic....psshhh.....i had a "i-want-to-be-a-princess" gf b4......they're the worst gf u can ever have..so naive and acts too dumbly.....pisses me off.....they all desever a b!tchslap..

anyways that's my 2cents..


btw..ur post is friggin hilarious!! hehe thx for taking ur time...we loved it... 🙂 😛

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer: !!! YAY!!!
 
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