My parents think I'm gay

[jagec]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Well, your name is Vegitto, and you've got this "Satanist and proud of it!" in your sig.

I'm pretty sure you're gay too.

Hmm, good points...we'd need to know if he's ever bought anything at Hot Topic to say for sure, though.

 

[MrsBugi]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: MrsBugi
If they irrationally and incorretly believe that you are gay for the time being and you have done your best to try and convince them otherwise, you have done all you can do for the time being.

Let time and actions take their course. It must be difficult and frustrating at the moment, but try to let things play out naturally and in time they will accept the truth.

Good luck.

Well, not irrationally. A few days ago, they saw me (must've been) sneak downstairs, and get a banana. After that, I took the banana upstairs for consumption (I mean, what else to do with a banana? I like banana's ). They figured I was gay.

Hmm. I think it was pretty hasty of your parents to automatically assume that you were going to do something else with the banana other than eat it. Perhaps you could show them the peel to prove nothing happened?

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Well, your name is Vegitto, and you've got this "Satanist and proud of it!" in your sig.

I'm pretty sure you're gay too.

Religion != sexual preference.

Oh, and fuc[/i]k you.

Are you really a santanist or do you just say that to feel "bad-ass"?

I'm for real. No santanist, though . What's the point in worshipping Santa Clause?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I think you're just a lying drama queen -and a terrible liar at that. Nobody's stupid enough to think their kid's gay because he ate a banana for a midnight snack.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: MrsBugi

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: MrsBugi
If they irrationally and incorretly believe that you are gay for the time being and you have done your best to try and convince them otherwise, you have done all you can do for the time being.

Let time and actions take their course. It must be difficult and frustrating at the moment, but try to let things play out naturally and in time they will accept the truth.

Good luck.

Well, not irrationally. A few days ago, they saw me (must've been) sneak downstairs, and get a banana. After that, I took the banana upstairs for consumption (I mean, what else to do with a banana? I like banana's ). They figured I was gay.

Hmm. I think it was pretty hasty of your parents to automatically assume that you were going to do something else with the banana other than eat it. Perhaps you could show them the peel to prove nothing happened?

It's in the bin.. Maybe my mom'll find it when she empties it . (Yeah, I may sound like a spoiled brat, but we've really got our own tasks, and cleaning the bins is not one of mine .)

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: MrsBugi
If they irrationally and incorretly believe that you are gay for the time being and you have done your best to try and convince them otherwise, you have done all you can do for the time being.

Let time and actions take their course. It must be difficult and frustrating at the moment, but try to let things play out naturally and in time they will accept the truth.

Good luck.

Well, not irrationally. A few days ago, they saw me (must've been) sneak downstairs, and get a banana. After that, I took the banana upstairs for consumption (I mean, what else to do with a banana? I like banana's ). They figured I was gay.

More likely, when mom found the feces-covered banana the next day she started wondering... :laugh:

 

[dugweb]

You're kidding right? this is actually a problem?

I can hardly imagine parents so blockheaded that 1) they would tell their friends about their son's sexual preference in casual conversation and 2) would persist in believing you're gay when you calmly and maturely told them you're not.

The only explanation to this problem is that either you're an idiot and don't know basic social problem solving skills, or you have some royally screwed up parental units and you shouldn't care wtf they think anyways.

 

[PHiuR]

do it with your mom to show her you are not gay.

 

[Patrick Wolf]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Well, your name is Vegitto, and you've got this "Satanist and proud of it!" in your sig.

I'm pretty sure you're gay too.

Religion != sexual preference.

Oh, and fuc[/i]k you.

Are you really a santanist or do you just say that to feel "bad-ass"?

I'm for real. No santanist, though . What's the point in worshipping Santa Clause?

:laugh: That was a good misspelling.

Do your parents know your a satanist? Maybe that would take their mind off of your sexual orientation.

 

[Patrick Wolf]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
do it with your mom to show her you are not gay.

:laugh:
WTF man?

When she bends over, lift up her dress, pull down her panties, stick it in and say, "See mom, I'm really not gay!"....continue to hump untill she runs away....or doesn't run away...

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Nik
I think you're just a lying drama queen -and a terrible liar at that. Nobody's stupid enough to think their kid's gay because he ate a banana for a midnight snack.

My parents are basically insane (I still love them, though). My pop once beat me up for not being on a picture. It wasn't my fault, even.

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Well, your name is Vegitto, and you've got this "Satanist and proud of it!" in your sig.

I'm pretty sure you're gay too.

Religion != sexual preference.

Oh, and fuc[/i]k you.

Are you really a santanist or do you just say that to feel "bad-ass"?

I'm for real. No santanist, though . What's the point in worshipping Santa Clause?

:laugh: That was a good misspelling.

Do your parents know your a satanist? Maybe that would take their mind off of your sexual orientation.

No, they're not aware. But, meh.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Nik
I think you're just a lying drama queen -and a terrible liar at that. Nobody's stupid enough to think their kid's gay because he ate a banana for a midnight snack.

My parents are basically insane (I still love them, though). My pop once beat me up for not being on a picture. It wasn't my fault, even.

Their insanity would explain why you're a terrible lying drama queen and a satanist.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Nik
I think you're just a lying drama queen -and a terrible liar at that. Nobody's stupid enough to think their kid's gay because he ate a banana for a midnight snack.

My parents are basically insane (I still love them, though). My pop once beat me up for not being on a picture. It wasn't my fault, even.

Their insanity would explain why you're a terrible lying drama queen and a satanist.

Wow, thanks for threadcrapping. Go fuc[/i]k yourself.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Nik
I think you're just a lying drama queen -and a terrible liar at that. Nobody's stupid enough to think their kid's gay because he ate a banana for a midnight snack.

My parents are basically insane (I still love them, though). My pop once beat me up for not being on a picture. It wasn't my fault, even.

Their insanity would explain why you're a terrible lying drama queen and a satanist.

Wow, thanks for threadcrapping. Go fuc[/i]k yourself.

Your thread was crap before you clicked the Post button. I haven't done anything but add to the already well established stank fest.

 

[Shawn]

LMAO at this thread.

 

[TheChort]

So you cover up the fact that you're gay by finding another socially unacceptable position to cling to and publicly announce (ie. satanism) in the hopes that nobody will notice that you are flamboiantly homosexual. Of course your conscious self is not aware of this. All you know is that there is something special in you and you need a way to express it. Vis a vis, satanism.

I cant believe im saying this, but i agree with Nik, this thread was definitely crap when it started.
edit: i hope i used "vis a vis" correctly. I've been wanting to use it ever since Reloaded

 

[Patrick Wolf]

How old are you, Vegitto? Maybe you could ask a girl to come over by saying you'll give here oral pleasure, make sure your parents are home when she comes over. Then before you go down on her tell her to make as much noise as she wants. :thumbsup:

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: TheChort
So you cover up the fact that you're gay by finding another socially unacceptable position to cling to and publicly announce (ie. satanism) in the hopes that nobody will notice that you are flamboiantly homosexual. Of course your conscious self is not aware of this. All you know is that there is something special in you and you need a way to express it. Vis a vis, satanism.

I cant believe im saying this, but i agree with Nik, this thread was definitely crap when it started.
edit: i hope i used "vis a vis" correctly. I've been wanting to use it ever since Reloaded

Or maybe he's covering up the fact that he's a satanist by finding another socially unacceptable position to cling to (ie. homosexuality)!:Q

 

[ThePresence]

This should be a hilarious read when I wake up.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: TheChort
So you cover up the fact that you're gay by finding another socially unacceptable position to cling to and publicly announce (ie. satanism) in the hopes that nobody will notice that you are flamboiantly homosexual. Of course your conscious self is not aware of this. All you know is that there is something special in you and you need a way to express it. Vis a vis, satanism.

I cant believe im saying this, but i agree with Nik, this thread was definitely crap when it started.
edit: i hope i used "vis a vis" correctly. I've been wanting to use it ever since Reloaded

Listen, mac, if I was gay, I wouldnt've started this thread.

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf
How old are you, Vegitto? Maybe you could ask a girl to come over by saying you'll give here oral pleasure, make sure your parents are home when she comes over. Then before you go down on her tell her to make as much noise as she wants. :thumbsup:

I'm 15, and too ugly to find any girl (except a prostitute, but I'm also poor ).

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: TheChort
So you cover up the fact that you're gay by finding another socially unacceptable position to cling to and publicly announce (ie. satanism) in the hopes that nobody will notice that you are flamboiantly homosexual. Of course your conscious self is not aware of this. All you know is that there is something special in you and you need a way to express it. Vis a vis, satanism.

I cant believe im saying this, but i agree with Nik, this thread was definitely crap when it started.
edit: i hope i used "vis a vis" correctly. I've been wanting to use it ever since Reloaded

Or maybe he's covering up the fact that he's a satanist by finding another socially unacceptable position to cling to (ie. homosexuality)!:Q

Nope. If my parents would accuse me of being a satanist, I'd confirm their accustations.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Dude, just go to bed. Nobody cares. It doesn't matter. You're fifteen. FIFTEEN. Just cry yourself to sleep listening to Linkin Park or something.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Nik
Dude, just go to bed. Nobody cares. It doesn't matter. You're fifteen. FIFTEEN. Just cry yourself to sleep listening to Linkin Park or something.

:laugh:

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Nik
Dude, just go to bed. Nobody cares. It doesn't matter. You're fifteen. FIFTEEN. Just cry yourself to sleep listening to Linkin Park or something.

I don't even like Linkin Park. And where I live, it's 9:59.



AM. :Q

 

[otispunkmeyer]

download stacks of porn

and dont try to hide it. leave pron sites in the history, and save pictures in a not to obscure file, or just make sure that at some point they stumble upon some massive girl on girl orgy session pics and vids

 

[chiwawa626]

Buy a male to female dongle and hide it under your bed