My one day as a military police officer.

[keird]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
You army guys always had it so easy. It's like you think spotting for artillery was dangerous. Blasted commie. 😛

Yeah, it was an easy gig, especiall considering that 7 of 10 batteries for field radios were DOA. It was great fun! 🙂

The batteries are better, now. Even more fun! 🙂

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

If you had been on my prison detail I would have shot your ass just because. I never did like Okies.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: keird
I had to look up Fort MacArthur.

That was before my time, but I'm a First Sergeant, now. There's a shit load of articles under the UCMJ that you could be charged under.

Let's see...

Article 91?Insubordinate conduct toward warrant officer, noncommissioned
officer, or petty officer

Article 92?Failure to obey order or regulation

Article 96?Releasing prisoner without proper authority

Article 98?Noncompliance with procedural rules

Article 134?(Drinking liquor with prisoner)

But that's just me being a fucking smart-ass, petty and vindictive First Sergeant.

Heh, heh, my number 1 supporters throughout my short military career were all the first tops. don't know why, but even when I stole the CO's jeep and fridge the top backed me up.

I can't dispute this. Hell, I like you.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

If you had been on my prison detail I would have shot your ass just because. I never did like Okies.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

 

[Kirby]

I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider

Originally posted by: keird
I had to look up Fort MacArthur.

That was before my time, but I'm a First Sergeant, now. There's a shit load of articles under the UCMJ that you could be charged under.

Let's see...

Article 91?Insubordinate conduct toward warrant officer, noncommissioned
officer, or petty officer

Article 92?Failure to obey order or regulation

Article 96?Releasing prisoner without proper authority

Article 98?Noncompliance with procedural rules

Article 134?(Drinking liquor with prisoner)

But that's just me being a fucking smart-ass, petty and vindictive First Sergeant.

I think you would be hard pressed to find any charges that would stick from the VN era. 😛

Back in the day it wasn't so nice, neat and orderly. You were dumped in a strange land and prayed to whatever that you made it to the end of the day, never mind the next. When the chances of dying or worse (and there's worse) are as great as they were, no one got out the regs for such things.

I agree. They wouldn't stick, but it'd give the prosecutor something to do during their down time. The rule of law still applies in the U.S., though.

Christ Almighty, with all due respect to you, assuming you are actually in the military, you don't have a clue as to what it was like back then, any more than how nice it is for you pussies to be wearing body armor and have weapons that would have made us envious.

Don't ever equate your service with those who came before you. The rules were different.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Tell ya what OP, go on down to the local VFW, get sloppy drunk while complaining about us slack jawed low life civvies cuz we don't care. Be sure to give the barkeep your keys and try us later.

You're the man, you worthless piece of pig slop. You just denigrated all the brave men who hit the beaches at Iwo Jima and Normandy Beach. I'm sure the Maries who lost their lives at Chosin Resorvoir will be happy to share a brew with you. Maybe you can get a Khe Sahn survor to grill you a burger, you worthless piece of crap.

You don't have a clue.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: keird
I had to look up Fort MacArthur.

That was before my time, but I'm a First Sergeant, now. There's a shit load of articles under the UCMJ that you could be charged under.

Let's see...

Article 91?Insubordinate conduct toward warrant officer, noncommissioned
officer, or petty officer

Article 92?Failure to obey order or regulation

Article 96?Releasing prisoner without proper authority

Article 98?Noncompliance with procedural rules

Article 134?(Drinking liquor with prisoner)

But that's just me being a fucking smart-ass, petty and vindictive First Sergeant.

Heh, heh, my number 1 supporters throughout my short military career were all the first tops. don't know why, but even when I stole the CO's jeep and fridge the top backed me up.

I can't dispute this. Hell, I like you.

Can he come over to your house and fuck your sister?

😉

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider

Originally posted by: keird
I had to look up Fort MacArthur.

That was before my time, but I'm a First Sergeant, now. There's a shit load of articles under the UCMJ that you could be charged under.

Let's see...

Article 91?Insubordinate conduct toward warrant officer, noncommissioned
officer, or petty officer

Article 92?Failure to obey order or regulation

Article 96?Releasing prisoner without proper authority

Article 98?Noncompliance with procedural rules

Article 134?(Drinking liquor with prisoner)

But that's just me being a fucking smart-ass, petty and vindictive First Sergeant.

I think you would be hard pressed to find any charges that would stick from the VN era. 😛

Back in the day it wasn't so nice, neat and orderly. You were dumped in a strange land and prayed to whatever that you made it to the end of the day, never mind the next. When the chances of dying or worse (and there's worse) are as great as they were, no one got out the regs for such things.

I agree. They wouldn't stick, but it'd give the prosecutor something to do during their down time. The rule of law still applies in the U.S., though.

Christ Almighty, with all due respect to you, assuming you are actually in the military, you don't have a clue as to what it was like back then, any more than how nice it is for you pussies to be wearing body armor and have weapons that would have made us envious.

Don't ever equate your service with those who came before you. The rules were different.

Okay. I just met an aquantance at the supermarket today. He has been in more shit than most people that remain on this planet. He told me that you're a pussy. But don't try to even fathom that, 'cause it would be incomprehensible to you. I'm just saying. Besides he was at a reunion and there was another vet with more grandchildren. He was seething. Oh, he was in Vietnam, too. But more dangerous stuff than you.

Anyways, I just wanted to point out that in nearly every photo from Vietnam no one wore their flak vest. You know, their issued body armor. I mean, every picture with some troop wearing one shows it open. You're supposed to have it closed to protect you. I know, us current pussies can't fathom Vietnam hot. We're only accustomed to wearing body armor and helmets correctly in 130-140 degree heat.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: keird
Okay. I just met an aquantance at the supermarket today. He has been in more shit than most people that remain on this planet. He told me that you're a pussy. But don't try to even fathom that, 'cause it would be incomprehensible to you. I'm just saying. Besides he was at a reunion and there was another vet with more grandchildren. He was seething. Oh, he was in Vietnam, too. But more dangerous stuff than you.

Oh, now that you mention it, he was at the Chosin Reservoir. But he's still pissed that at least one grandaughter hasn't given him a great-grand child.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: 0
If it was only one day, I'd say he was fired.

You can't be fired from the military.

Bull shit you can't.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

If you had been on my prison detail I would have shot your ass just because. I never did like Okies.

Tops were always the most understanding, especially when you stuck it up the officers' behinds! 🙂

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

If you had been on my prison detail I would have shot your ass just because. I never did like Okies.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

Because you're a goat f*cking Okie?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know.

Proof positive you have no balls. Go to the nearest beer bar and get drunk with some Mongols.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

If you had been on my prison detail I would have shot your ass just because. I never did like Okies.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

Because you're a goat ultra violent mother fucking Okie?

fixed. 😀

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

If you had been on my prison detail I would have shot your ass just because. I never did like Okies.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

Because you're a goat f*cking Okie?

pic

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: nkgreen
I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know.

Proof positive you have no balls. Go to the nearest beer bar and get drunk with some Mongols.

Ah, Bellamy, for cryin' out loud. That's the the stinking, most awful, stupid joke and you're always pullin' that stinking awful stupid joke. You don't want in this thing, you don't get in this thing. I cut you out of everything. I don't need you.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: keird
I had to look up Fort MacArthur.

That was before my time, but I'm a First Sergeant, now. There's a shit load of articles under the UCMJ that you could be charged under.

Let's see...

Article 91?Insubordinate conduct toward warrant officer, noncommissioned
officer, or petty officer

Article 92?Failure to obey order or regulation

Article 96?Releasing prisoner without proper authority

Article 98?Noncompliance with procedural rules

Article 134?(Drinking liquor with prisoner)

But that's just me being a fucking smart-ass, petty and vindictive First Sergeant.

Heh, heh, my number 1 supporters throughout my short military career were all the first tops. don't know why, but even when I stole the CO's jeep and fridge the top backed me up.

I can't dispute this. Hell, I like you.

Can he come over to your house and fuck your sister?

😉

My sister is buttugly. Nobody in their right mind would want to fuck her. On the other hand, I hear you have quite a cute ass and I have some people of your ilk lined up to take advantage of your rosey white ass.

 

[keird]

nkgreen,

Keep going! Quote the whole script!

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: keird
nkgreen,

Keep going! Quote the whole script!

Take that underwear off your head, enh? Enough is enough.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: keird
I had to look up Fort MacArthur.

That was before my time, but I'm a First Sergeant, now. There's a shit load of articles under the UCMJ that you could be charged under.

Let's see...

Article 91?Insubordinate conduct toward warrant officer, noncommissioned
officer, or petty officer

Article 92?Failure to obey order or regulation

Article 96?Releasing prisoner without proper authority

Article 98?Noncompliance with procedural rules

Article 134?(Drinking liquor with prisoner)

But that's just me being a fucking smart-ass, petty and vindictive First Sergeant.

Heh, heh, my number 1 supporters throughout my short military career were all the first tops. don't know why, but even when I stole the CO's jeep and fridge the top backed me up.

I can't dispute this. Hell, I like you.

Can he come over to your house and fuck your sister?

😉

My sister is buttugly. Nobody in their right mind would want to fuck her. On the other hand, I hear you have quite a cute ass and I have some people of your ilk lined up to take advantage of your rosey white ass.

It's a hairy, white ass. Like a goat in a blizzard.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider

Originally posted by: keird
I had to look up Fort MacArthur.

That was before my time, but I'm a First Sergeant, now. There's a shit load of articles under the UCMJ that you could be charged under.

Let's see...

Article 91?Insubordinate conduct toward warrant officer, noncommissioned
officer, or petty officer

Article 92?Failure to obey order or regulation

Article 96?Releasing prisoner without proper authority

Article 98?Noncompliance with procedural rules

Article 134?(Drinking liquor with prisoner)

But that's just me being a fucking smart-ass, petty and vindictive First Sergeant.

I think you would be hard pressed to find any charges that would stick from the VN era. 😛

Back in the day it wasn't so nice, neat and orderly. You were dumped in a strange land and prayed to whatever that you made it to the end of the day, never mind the next. When the chances of dying or worse (and there's worse) are as great as they were, no one got out the regs for such things.

I agree. They wouldn't stick, but it'd give the prosecutor something to do during their down time. The rule of law still applies in the U.S., though.

Christ Almighty, with all due respect to you, assuming you are actually in the military, you don't have a clue as to what it was like back then, any more than how nice it is for you pussies to be wearing body armor and have weapons that would have made us envious.

Don't ever equate your service with those who came before you. The rules were different.

Okay. I just met an aquantance at the supermarket today. He has been in more shit than most people that remain on this planet. He told me that you're a pussy. But don't try to even fathom that, 'cause it would be incomprehensible to you. I'm just saying. Besides he was at a reunion and there was another vet with more grandchildren. He was seething. Oh, he was in Vietnam, too. But more dangerous stuff than you.

Anyways, I just wanted to point out that in nearly every photo from Vietnam no one wore their flak vest. You know, their issued body armor. I mean, every picture with some troop wearing one shows it open. You're supposed to have it closed to protect you. I know, us current pussies can't fathom Vietnam hot. We're only accustomed to wearing body armor and helmets correctly in 130-140 degree heat.

Do you have a clue what our flak jackets were worth? Are you privy to the training we got before we were shipped over? Have you ever studied the history of the M16? Do you know what it's like to be left alone for weeks, hoping for rescue? I thought not.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
Happy Puppy's back!

judging by the thread title i think it might really be savoyboy :Q

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Do you have a clue what our flak jackets were worth? Are you privy to the training we got before we were shipped over? Have you ever studied the history of the M16? Do you know what it's like to be left alone for weeks, hoping for rescue? I thought not.[/quote]

Another clue! Soon, we'll have a mystery!

 

[RaistlinZ]

Were you like the Cool Hand Luke guy? :thumbsup: