My one day as a military police officer.

[fire400]

...I thought this was some 3rd world country duty from the UK.

You're in the United States...

So... shoot 'em if they run away? My, how much you could get away with in the military.

Now... of the 500,000 prisoners... ??? I wouldn't, would you?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: destrekor
lolwut

you whole spiel about MPs being sadists and ultraviolent and other such hippie statements you said are, well, comical to say the least.

*snip*
The ones that go AWOL because they think they can, deserve to be shot for being fucking pussies and trying to ditch their service in the first place. Don't sign if you can't hang with the consequences, of which can potentially be numerous, including death. ESPECIALLY if you sign during a time of war.

i agree with the italicized part...but dude, chill out.

yeah...I think there are other types that deserve to be shot.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: FallenHero
Where did this come from?

From my real life experiences. Do you have a problem with that?

You need a nap!

You need a dose of reality. Have you ever been more than 20 miles from home or had someone scoping your ass from 300 yards? I have.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

You army guys always had it so easy. It's like you think spotting for artillery was dangerous. Blasted commie.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Have you ever pistol-whipped someone who didn't deserve it?

No, next question.

Wait, do you mean acutally poistol whipping them?

 

[Born2bwire]

Ummmm... ok....

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: destrekor
lolwut

you whole spiel about MPs being sadists and ultraviolent and other such hippie statements you said are, well, comical to say the least.

When you enter the military, you know the obligation to perform your duty, and take full responsibility for anything wrong, and you have signed your life away to such a point that you are essentially on lease to yourself until your contract is up. We all know this.
The ones that go AWOL because they think they can, deserve to be shot for being fucking pussies and trying to ditch their service in the first place. Don't sign if you can't hang with the consequences, of which can potentially be numerous, including death. ESPECIALLY if you sign during a time of war.

I realize the post is probably about your service from awhile ago and not recently, judging by the last line. Just venting is all.

You're 13 years old aren't you? I sincerely hope you are because you can't express yourself in a coherent way, let alone do you know a goddam thing about our past 50 years of history.

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: FallenHero
Where did this come from?

From my real life experiences. Do you have a problem with that?

You need a nap!

You need a dose of reality. Have you ever been more than 20 miles from home or had someone scoping your ass from 300 yards? I have.

Thats nice.

You still need a nap.

 

[keird]

I had to look up Fort MacArthur.

That was before my time, but I'm a First Sergeant, now. There's a shit load of articles under the UCMJ that you could be charged under.

Let's see...

Article 91?Insubordinate conduct toward warrant officer, noncommissioned
officer, or petty officer

Article 92?Failure to obey order or regulation

Article 96?Releasing prisoner without proper authority

Article 98?Noncompliance with procedural rules

Article 134?(Drinking liquor with prisoner)

But that's just me being a fucking smart-ass, petty and vindictive First Sergeant.

 

[shiner]

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
The military is, or at least was, such a steaming pile of putrid shit in oh so many ways.

Yes, you've made that obviously clear.

I would expect nothing less from a mod of 'love and relationships'. Everything is all hunky dory if you can just face your inner feelings.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
The military is, or at least was, such a steaming pile of putrid shit in oh so many ways.

Yes, you've made that obviously clear.

The military doesn't 'fire' you, they can give you discharges other than honorable, though. Mine is on the honorable side.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
The military is, or at least was, such a steaming pile of putrid shit in oh so many ways.

Yes, you've made that obviously clear.

The military doesn't 'fire' you, they can give you discharges other than honorable, though. Mine is on the honorable side.

We can still fire someone's ass up, though. Public humiliation through 'retraining' is still acceptable. This would happen before someone was discharged.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: JD50

Originally posted by: 0
If it was only one day, I'd say he was fired.

Judging by his previous comment to me, I'm guessing he forgot about the whole "don't ask, don't tell" rule, and he got caught "telling".

You really are 12 years old, aren't you? In VN there was no 'don't ask, don't tell'. Everybody joined or got drafted without question.

How do you feel now, you ignorant doofus?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: keird
I had to look up Fort MacArthur.

That was before my time, but I'm a First Sergeant, now. There's a shit load of articles under the UCMJ that you could be charged under.

Let's see...

Article 91?Insubordinate conduct toward warrant officer, noncommissioned
officer, or petty officer

Article 92?Failure to obey order or regulation

Article 96?Releasing prisoner without proper authority

Article 98?Noncompliance with procedural rules

Article 134?(Drinking liquor with prisoner)

But that's just me being a fucking smart-ass, petty and vindictive First Sergeant.

I think you would be hard pressed to find any charges that would stick from the VN era.

Back in the day it wasn't so nice, neat and orderly. You were dumped in a strange land and prayed to whatever that you made it to the end of the day, never mind the next. When the chances of dying or worse (and there's worse) are as great as they were, no one got out the regs for such things.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
get a haircut ya damn hippie!


How ya been man?

I'm fine, man. Just trying to set some of the igorant 'me at all costs' generation' straight. They don't have a clue.

For example, do you know how easy it is to be at the giving end of friendly fire? I do. Eat that and try to digest.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: JD50

Originally posted by: 0
If it was only one day, I'd say he was fired.

Judging by his previous comment to me, I'm guessing he forgot about the whole "don't ask, don't tell" rule, and he got caught "telling".

You really are 12 years old, aren't you? In VN there was no 'don't ask, don't tell'. Everybody joined or got drafted without question.

How do you feel now, you dense doofus?

Fixed in accordance with your kinder and gentler thread from earlier today.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider

Originally posted by: keird
I had to look up Fort MacArthur.

That was before my time, but I'm a First Sergeant, now. There's a shit load of articles under the UCMJ that you could be charged under.

Let's see...

Article 91?Insubordinate conduct toward warrant officer, noncommissioned
officer, or petty officer

Article 92?Failure to obey order or regulation

Article 96?Releasing prisoner without proper authority

Article 98?Noncompliance with procedural rules

Article 134?(Drinking liquor with prisoner)

But that's just me being a fucking smart-ass, petty and vindictive First Sergeant.

I think you would be hard pressed to find any charges that would stick from the VN era.

Back in the day it wasn't so nice, neat and orderly. You were dumped in a strange land and prayed to whatever that you made it to the end of the day, never mind the next. When the chances of dying or worse (and there's worse) are as great as they were, no one got out the regs for such things.

I agree. They wouldn't stick, but it'd give the prosecutor something to do during their down time. The rule of law still applies in the U.S., though.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Tell ya what OP, go on down to the local VFW, get sloppy drunk while complaining about us slack jawed low life civvies cuz we don't care. Be sure to give the barkeep your keys and try us later.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Tell ya what OP, go on down to the local VFW, get sloppy drunk while complaining about us slack jawed low life civvies cuz we don't care. Be sure to give the barkeep your keys and try us later.

Thursday? My woman would kill me if I went to the VFW right now.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: destrekor
lolwut

you whole spiel about MPs being sadists and ultraviolent and other such hippie statements you said are, well, comical to say the least.

*snip*
The ones that go AWOL because they think they can, deserve to be shot for being fucking pussies and trying to ditch their service in the first place. Don't sign if you can't hang with the consequences, of which can potentially be numerous, including death. ESPECIALLY if you sign during a time of war.

i agree with the italicized part...but dude, chill out.

People go AWOL for a multitude of reasons, few of which require more than a loss of pay or grade reduction.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
You army guys always had it so easy. It's like you think spotting for artillery was dangerous. Blasted commie.

Yeah, it was an easy gig, especiall considering that 7 of 10 batteries for field radios were DOA. It was great fun!

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: destrekor
lolwut

you whole spiel about MPs being sadists and ultraviolent and other such hippie statements you said are, well, comical to say the least.

When you enter the military, you know the obligation to perform your duty, and take full responsibility for anything wrong, and you have signed your life away to such a point that you are essentially on lease to yourself until your contract is up. We all know this.
The ones that go AWOL because they think they can, deserve to be shot for being fucking pussies and trying to ditch their service in the first place. Don't sign if you can't hang with the consequences, of which can potentially be numerous, including death. ESPECIALLY if you sign during a time of war.

I realize the post is probably about your service from awhile ago and not recently, judging by the last line. Just venting is all.

You're 13 years old aren't you? I sincerely hope you are because you can't express yourself in a coherent way, let alone do you know a goddam thing about our past 50 years of history.

Maybe you should shut your yap if you don't anything productive to add.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: keird
I had to look up Fort MacArthur.

That was before my time, but I'm a First Sergeant, now. There's a shit load of articles under the UCMJ that you could be charged under.

Let's see...

Article 91?Insubordinate conduct toward warrant officer, noncommissioned
officer, or petty officer

Article 92?Failure to obey order or regulation

Article 96?Releasing prisoner without proper authority

Article 98?Noncompliance with procedural rules

Article 134?(Drinking liquor with prisoner)

But that's just me being a fucking smart-ass, petty and vindictive First Sergeant.

Heh, heh, my number 1 supporters throughout my short military career were all the first tops. don't know why, but even when I stole the CO's jeep and fridge the top backed me up.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves!