Originally posted by: Czar
nail one copper nail at the base of his favorite tree
too evil.. I love trees
That would take 2-3 years to kill it.
Need like 20-30 copper nails spread out to do the real damage.
Originally posted by: Czar
nail one copper nail at the base of his favorite tree
too evil.. I love trees
Originally posted by: Codewiz
Originally posted by: Czar
nail one copper nail at the base of his favorite tree
too evil.. I love trees
That would take 2-3 years to kill it.
Need like 20-30 copper nails spread out to do the real damage.
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: Codewiz
Originally posted by: Czar
nail one copper nail at the base of his favorite tree
too evil.. I love trees
That would take 2-3 years to kill it.
Need like 20-30 copper nails spread out to do the real damage.
But an edger... can do serious damage with that. Could just start slicing the roots right at the base.
To whoever asked how long this has been happening: I suspect it's been going on for about two weeks.
Originally posted by: Codewiz
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: Codewiz
Originally posted by: Czar
nail one copper nail at the base of his favorite tree
too evil.. I love trees
That would take 2-3 years to kill it.
Need like 20-30 copper nails spread out to do the real damage.
But an edger... can do serious damage with that. Could just start slicing the roots right at the base.
To whoever asked how long this has been happening: I suspect it's been going on for about two weeks.
But if you do the nails right then it will be hard for him to notice
Originally posted by: DrPizza
If you find it uncomfortable to accuse him, simply ask him if he's hired a gardner to take care of his flowers... "I was wondering, because my hose has been unwound a few times and my sister saw someone watering your flowers with my hose."
That gives him the opportunity to save face and admit it was himself... It's a nicer way of accusing someone of doing something - this way he isn't directly accused, and thus isn't put on the defensive. But, the end result should be the same.
FTW.
p.s. all the solutions that kill his flowers are also going to kill part of your lawn when he turns the hose on. I doubt he stretches the hose to his flowers, walks back to the hose connection, turns the water on, and walks back to his flowers... Assuming he's not a moron, he's going to figure out that you've done something. Then, if he feels you did it maliciously (which you did), he's probably going to attempt to get revenge on YOU! Plus, killing several hundred dollars worth of rose bushes, etc., probably far exceeds the cost of your water.
Originally posted by: Amol
IIRC, this was a 'King of the Hill' episode
Originally posted by: AnyMal
How about:
d) don't be a pussy and confront him about it
Originally posted by: ggnl
Tell him to stop?
Originally posted by: UpgradeFailure
Hook some electric wires to the knob (on the inside) so when he goes to turn the water one, he'll get a nice ZAAAAP?
Originally posted by: IdioticBuffoon
Originally posted by: AnyMal
How about:
d) don't be a pussy and confront him about it
Originally posted by: ggnl
Tell him to stop?
Civilized behaviour FTW!
Originally posted by: Praxis1452
Originally posted by: IdioticBuffoon
Originally posted by: AnyMal
How about:
d) don't be a pussy and confront him about it
Originally posted by: ggnl
Tell him to stop?
Civilized behaviour FTW!
"get your maturity out of our revenge thread"
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: DrPizza
If you find it uncomfortable to accuse him, simply ask him if he's hired a gardner to take care of his flowers... "I was wondering, because my hose has been unwound a few times and my sister saw someone watering your flowers with my hose."
That gives him the opportunity to save face and admit it was himself... It's a nicer way of accusing someone of doing something - this way he isn't directly accused, and thus isn't put on the defensive. But, the end result should be the same.
FTW.
p.s. all the solutions that kill his flowers are also going to kill part of your lawn when he turns the hose on. I doubt he stretches the hose to his flowers, walks back to the hose connection, turns the water on, and walks back to his flowers... Assuming he's not a moron, he's going to figure out that you've done something. Then, if he feels you did it maliciously (which you did), he's probably going to attempt to get revenge on YOU! Plus, killing several hundred dollars worth of rose bushes, etc., probably far exceeds the cost of your water.
repeated. I sincerely hope the majority of replies are intended as jokes and not things that people would really do.
Alternately, you can unscrew the screw holding the tap handle on. Put the handle inside while you're away - there's no way to turn the splined shaft without tools (or another handle).Originally posted by: bigj3347
why don't u just install one of those spigots that you need a special key to turn on? Problem solved, I know those keys are rather common, but would he really go out of his way to buy one of those keys just to use your water?
Originally posted by: silverpig
Dye won't work. You think the guy will continue watering his own lawn and flowers with red water? It's gotta be invisible.
Originally posted by: EGGO
Get a new hose and line the inside with weed killer.