My most recent experience at Costco made me sick!!

[MisfitsFiend]

OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:

 

[pyonir]

Great story. Thanks for sharing.

 

[anxi80]

since it was costco, im assuming the gas came in bulk?

 

[waggy]

bah this story stinks!

 

[Whitecloak]

cool. did you fart back?

 

[Drizzy]

Its cool to fart in Japanese culture... errr...something

 

[PanzerIV]

In her culture she was flirting with you.

EDIT: Damn, Drizzy put almost the same thing.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:

I'm not sure what's sadder: The fact that you felt compelled to bitch about this, or the fact that you posted Cliff's Notes for one paragraph.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:

I'm not sure what's sadder: The fact that you felt compelled to bitch about this, or the fact that you posted Cliff's Notes for one paragraph.

Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines.

 

[venk]

:camera: ?

Originally posted by: anxi80
since it was costco, im assuming the gas came in bulk?

6/10 Mild Chuckle.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines.

precisely...just trying to do some good...

 

[Crucial]

Like your sh!t doesn't stink and you never fart. Get over it.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

Like your sh!t doesn't stink and you never fart. Get over it.

I don't fart at people I don't know and then laugh about it and think it is funny. If she saw I was RIGHT BEHIND HER she could have said sorry, or JUST NOT LAUGHED!

 

[lsman]

she fart to your cart.

 

[lsman]

any idea you can do to prevent ppl fart at you?
Its a random act of ... anyway.

 

[rh71]

impressive that you can tell she was Japanese.

 

[Aharami]

poop. hahaha. poop. hehehehe

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:

I'm not sure what's sadder: The fact that you felt compelled to bitch about this, or the fact that you posted Cliff's Notes for one paragraph.

Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines.

cliff notes for that please!?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:

I'm not sure what's sadder: The fact that you felt compelled to bitch about this, or the fact that you posted Cliff's Notes for one paragraph.

Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines.

cliff notes for that please!?

Cliff's Notes: Take Ritalin and get back to me on that one.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

The goggles, they did nothing?

 

[PricklyPete]

Maybe she was hitting on you.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Great story. Thanks for sharing.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:

I'm not sure what's sadder: The fact that you felt compelled to bitch about this, or the fact that you posted Cliff's Notes for one paragraph.

Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines.

cliff notes for that please!?

Cliff's Notes: Take Ritalin and get back to me on that one.

argh!!! help!!! I need Cliff notes on these Cliff notes!!

 

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend

Like your sh!t doesn't stink and you never fart. Get over it.

I don't fart at people I don't know and then laugh about it and think it is funny. If she saw I was RIGHT BEHIND HER she could have said sorry, or JUST NOT LAUGHED!

LOL, I'm laughing right now... bahahahahahaha.....

Just suck it up....

 

[AdamSnow]

I would laugh if some lady farted near me...