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My most recent experience at Costco made me sick!!

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MisfitsFiend

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OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:
 
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:
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I'm not sure what's sadder: The fact that you felt compelled to bitch about this, or the fact that you posted Cliff's Notes for one paragraph. 😛

 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:
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I'm not sure what's sadder: The fact that you felt compelled to bitch about this, or the fact that you posted Cliff's Notes for one paragraph. 😛
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Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines. 😛
 
Like your sh!t doesn't stink and you never fart. Get over it.
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I don't fart at people I don't know and then laugh about it and think it is funny. If she saw I was RIGHT BEHIND HER she could have said sorry, or JUST NOT LAUGHED!
 
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:
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I'm not sure what's sadder: The fact that you felt compelled to bitch about this, or the fact that you posted Cliff's Notes for one paragraph. 😛
Click to expand...

Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines. 😛
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cliff notes for that please!?
 
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:
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I'm not sure what's sadder: The fact that you felt compelled to bitch about this, or the fact that you posted Cliff's Notes for one paragraph. 😛
Click to expand...

Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines. 😛
Click to expand...

cliff notes for that please!?
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Cliff's Notes: Take Ritalin and get back to me on that one.

😛
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:
Click to expand...

I'm not sure what's sadder: The fact that you felt compelled to bitch about this, or the fact that you posted Cliff's Notes for one paragraph. 😛
Click to expand...

Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines. 😛
Click to expand...

cliff notes for that please!?
Click to expand...


Cliff's Notes: Take Ritalin and get back to me on that one.

😛
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argh!!! help!!! I need Cliff notes on these Cliff notes!!
 
Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
Like your sh!t doesn't stink and you never fart. Get over it.
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I don't fart at people I don't know and then laugh about it and think it is funny. If she saw I was RIGHT BEHIND HER she could have said sorry, or JUST NOT LAUGHED!
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LOL, I'm laughing right now... bahahahahahaha.....

Just suck it up.... 😀
 
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