My most recent experience at Costco made me sick!!

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Shelly21

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend

Like your sh!t doesn't stink and you never fart. Get over it.

I don't fart at people I don't know and then laugh about it and think it is funny. If she saw I was RIGHT BEHIND HER she could have said sorry, or JUST NOT LAUGHED!

LOL, I'm laughing right now... bahahahahahaha.....

Just suck it up....

Literally?

 

[slickcat]

Originally posted by: lsman
any idea you can do to prevent ppl fart at you?
Its a random act of ... anyway.

Carry a cork with you!

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:

That reminds my of when I saw a foreign exchange student broadside another car at colege because she was driving to fast on the icy parking lot. She got out and laughed. The guy she hit wasn't laughing and I was ready to get out and give her the beating of her life. Some people are just morons.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: rh71
impressive that you can tell she was Japanese.

maybe her fart smelled like sushi.

 

[AmericasTeam]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete
Maybe she was hitting on you.

Yeah, blowing him a kiss.

btw, was there a sudden temperature change?

 

[trilks]

Good story.

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines.

Cliff notes. :roll:

 

[HKSturboKID]

Was she hot at least?

 

[Transition]

Breaking news: Japanese woman reveals gas weapon in an attack Bush proclaims it as "a potential source of WMD's if harnessed correctly". Troops have been issued to investigate.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend

Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines.

precisely...just trying to blah blah blah...

That's as far as I got.

 

[FoBoT]

<Nelson> Ha! Ha! </Nelson>

 

[MisfitsFiend]

Breaking news: Japanese woman reveals gas weapon in an attack Bush proclaims it as "a potential source of WMD's if harnessed correctly". Troops have been issued to investigate.

LOL!!

 

[LordThing]

did that really need cliff notes?

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read on these forums.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
OK, so here I am at Costco walking out of the big fridge with vegetables past the apples when I hear this RRIIIPPPP. I stop for a second thinking I ran something over when the middle aged Japenese woman in from of me turns coyly and laughs out loud. Now I realize that RRIIIIPP was her FARTING right the fvck in from of me....and then laughing......uuuggghhh!!!

Cliffs Notes:Middle aged woman farts on me at Costco:disgust:

I'm not sure what's sadder: The fact that you felt compelled to bitch about this, or the fact that you posted Cliff's Notes for one paragraph.

Remember, Encryptic, we are dealing with ATOT and most of the younger set here have short attention spans and do not read more than one or two lines.

See sig.

 

[blakeatwork]

Did you show who the real man was and give her one right back??

If not, in Japanese culture you have lost honour, and must now abase yourself to reover face before showing your face in Costco again...


or something..