My gf pees on things...

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Exterous

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Put her outside at night. If she complains, buy her a little house to sleep in
 

Riverhound777

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I have a friend who would do the same thing, but he's a guy. Only happened when he got really shitfaced drunk. He would pee on all sorts of things from his computer chair, his girlfriend's purse, the floor, dresser drawer, etc. One time he was passed out on the couch with a bunch of people around. He proceeded to get up, walk over to a sliding glass door, and take a piss on it in front of everyone just standing there laughing. He then went back to the couch and passed out again like nothing happened.
 

Kalmah

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Kind of an update...

She did it again 2 nights ago. I woke up to her trying to pee on my computer chair again. Just as before, I jumped up and carefully got her to the real toilet. She's always really loud so it's not hard to miss. She didn't drink anything that night! So maybe it's not connected with alcohol?

I caught her squatting over my computer one of the very first times this had ever happened. I have one of those antec 900 cases with the ridiculous fan on the top. The computer is on the floor next to the desk. She was squatting over it when I woke. Actually that was the night that she peed in my tote. I got her to the bathroom then woke up later to find her setting inside the top drawer of my 2-tote thing.

 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Kalmah
Kind of an update...

She did it again 2 nights ago. I woke up to her trying to pee on my computer chair again. Just as before, I jumped up and carefully got her to the real toilet. She's always really loud so it's not hard to miss.

sleep walker. she thought the computer chair was the toidy.

i think she needs to be woke up and boned at least once in the middle of the night so afterwards she takes a potty break awake.
 

Kalmah

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Kalmah
Kind of an update...

She did it again 2 nights ago. I woke up to her trying to pee on my computer chair again. Just as before, I jumped up and carefully got her to the real toilet. She's always really loud so it's not hard to miss.

sleep walker. she thought the computer chair was the toidy.

i think she needs to be woke up and boned at least once in the middle of the night so afterwards she takes a potty break awake.



If only I could alter her condition slightly... so that she wakes up as a crazed sex addict every night...
hmm.. there has to be a way...
 

Riverhound777

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Originally posted by: Kalmah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Kalmah
Kind of an update...

She did it again 2 nights ago. I woke up to her trying to pee on my computer chair again. Just as before, I jumped up and carefully got her to the real toilet. She's always really loud so it's not hard to miss.

sleep walker. she thought the computer chair was the toidy.

i think she needs to be woke up and boned at least once in the middle of the night so afterwards she takes a potty break awake.



If only I could alter her condition slightly... so that she wakes up as a crazed sex addict every night...
hmm.. there has to be a way...

How hard is she to wake up anyway? I mean it sounds like you aren't able to at all. That could be even more dangerous.
 

Kalmah

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Originally posted by: Riverhound777
Originally posted by: Kalmah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Kalmah
Kind of an update...

She did it again 2 nights ago. I woke up to her trying to pee on my computer chair again. Just as before, I jumped up and carefully got her to the real toilet. She's always really loud so it's not hard to miss.

sleep walker. she thought the computer chair was the toidy.

i think she needs to be woke up and boned at least once in the middle of the night so afterwards she takes a potty break awake.



If only I could alter her condition slightly... so that she wakes up as a crazed sex addict every night...
hmm.. there has to be a way...

How hard is she to wake up anyway? I mean it sounds like you aren't able to at all. That could be even more dangerous.


She wont wake up at all. She just stumbles around mumbling. The second she hits the bed she's allready out. I did get her to respond once though.. I told her what she had just done and she told me to shut up as she passed out instantly. She had no memory of it.
 

brandonb

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I have 2 nephews who do the same thing.

One of them one night woke up, went to the fridge, and peed in the refridgerator. The next night he peed in the stove(range).

The other one will get to the bathroom but he always manages to miss the toilet. He will pee in the garbage can next to the toilet or other random places.
 

NicePants42

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Originally posted by: Kalmah
I caught her squatting over my computer one of the very first times this had ever happened. I have one of those antec 900 cases with the ridiculous fan on the top. The computer is on the floor next to the desk. She was squatting over it when I woke. Actually that was the night that she peed in my tote. I got her to the bathroom then woke up later to find her setting inside the top drawer of my 2-tote thing.

Next time, steer her right over to your PC, and make sure it's running. When she's finished, pee on it yourself. It's the only way to be sure.
 

nutxo

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The last time I did it was years ago (As far as I knwo anyways). I urinated in the microwave , kinda, mostly all over the cart.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: nutxo
The last time I did it was years ago (As far as I knwo anyways). I urinated in the microwave , kinda, mostly all over the cart.

was teh microwave on?

EDIT: by the way, apt username :D
 

SagaLore

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Okay first of all, make sure she pees before going to bed. Don't let her drink anything a few hours before sleeping.

What is her sleep schedule like? When does she go to bed, and usually for how long? Is she taking any medications or prescriptions?
 

Kyle

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lol wow, don't know how I missed this thread the first time