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My GF is freaking nuts

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dont you know youre supposed to answer with whatever makes her feel the prettiest, smartest, sexiest, fuzziest, etc., etc. for heavens sake dont be honest!

just remember ladies, if its okay for him to lie now, its ok for him to lie when she asks him if he banged her best friend last night.
 
haha. not only was it an 'affirmative', it was DEFINATELY. while you were at it, you shoulda gone HELLS YEAH! WHOS OFFERING! I COULD BUY THAT FERRARI I ALWAYS WANTED!
 
Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
She asked me if I'd break up with her for a million dollars and Id never be able to see her again.

So I said "definitely".

And then she got pissed.
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You moron, you're always supposed to say no unless they're dying or something. Well, that or say "Heh, I'm not going to answer that minefield question. Nice try though."
 
Originally posted by: ClueLis
Originally posted by: minendo
You are the idiot for answering the question.
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Not as much as he's an idiot for posting it on ATOT when his gf is a registered member (JessicaK). :Q
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Yeah I agree, he's a complete idiot 🙂

EDIT: jmcoreymv is the best bf
 
Originally posted by: ohtwell
You should have known better than to answer that question truthfully. You should have said, "No honey, I wouldn't want to lose you for all the money in the world." It's not the truth, but it would have kept you out of trouble.


: ) Amanda
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Bull. She would have asked why, for all that money and suspected he was lying. That's one of those no win situations. Honesty's always better when confronted with one of those.
 
I'd get pissed at you too! You shouldn't be with her if you care about her that little. I don't blame her a bit!
 
Originally posted by: Chelsey
I'd get pissed at you too! You shouldn't be with her if you care about her that little. I don't blame her a bit!
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We're only here on this earth to procreate. Anything that we can do to further this purpose, we do. And money sure guarantees a successful life for many more kids.
 
Wait a minute. This is the simple response. I am a jackass for sayin that to my gf. I really didn't want to get laid tonight or never again.
 
Originally posted by: Bleep
Ask her if she would sleep with (insert name here) for 5 million dollars, if she says probably or yes ask her if she would sleep with (insert name here) for 50 cents. If she gets mad or says what do you think I am just say, well we already know what you are we are just haggling over the price.
Bleep
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teh winnar!
 
Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
She asked me if I'd break up with her for a million dollars and Id never be able to see her again.

So I said "definitely".

And then she got pissed.
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hahahah.

wrong answere. you were sopposed to say "heck no! you are worth more to me then a million dollers!" and then hug and kiss her.

even though you would drop that btch for $50.
 
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: wicktron
Originally posted by: jessicak
Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech
Originally posted by: jessicak
Originally posted by: ohtwell
You should have known better to answer that question truthfully. You should have said, "No honey, I wouldn't want to lose you for all the money in the world." It's not the truth, but it would have kept you out of trouble.


: ) Amanda
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Thank you, i agree 🙂
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Exactly. And, if she asks you if her butt is getting a little big, like about that too! Seems kind of odd that you have to lie a little to keep a relationship between a male and female going. But, I guess those are the breaks.
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Actually, if my butt was getting big I might want to know. At least then I could do something about it.
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Hey, your butts getting big. :beer:
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But I don't mind.
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I like big buts and i can not lie...:music:
 
I say tell the truth and screw her. She will either dump you or not.
The sad thing is that she would've said yes as well.
I hate it when girls play mind games.

I usually pretend to be mad at her for being mad at me.(Fight fire with fire). That usually gets them to say they are sorry for getting mad. hehe.
 
uh, isn't it common sense not to answer with "yes, i would dump you for 1 million dollars."
you're an idiot to think that a significant other asking you a question would want an answer that you well knowingly would not agree with her.
maybe you need to see a shrink yourself. if you cared about your g/f and asked her the same question, wouldn't you be pissed if she answered "definitely" to you too?
dude, many of you guys don't make sense. this is what you have to adapt to if you're in a relationship. hell, most of you don't even have a damn girl to begin with. bleh.
learn already. watch, once you're married and if your wife asks you if she is getting fat, are you going to tell her yes? oh, she'll be mad at you alright.
 
Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
She asked me if I'd break up with her for a million dollars and Id never be able to see her again.

So I said "definitely".

And then she got pissed.
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a million?? ggezz.. i'll do it for half a million!!

cheers



:gift:
 
Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
She asked me if I'd break up with her for a million dollars and Id never be able to see her again.

So I said "definitely".

And then she got pissed.
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You should have just countered her question with the same question.
 
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