My GF is freaking nuts

[iliopsoas]

Women who like to play mind games are insecure. Dump the b*tch.

 

You should have said:

"No, but I sure as hell would for 100million!"

Then prepare to be slapped.

 

[Konigin]

LOL!!!

 

[Tinkerhell]

hahah. I think every girl asks their boyfriend that question. I know I have, but I got a good answer 🙂

 

[y2kc]

Originally posted by: jcuadrado
trap question....never answer those.

wrong.


never, ever answer those.

or

lie.

 

[Yossarian]

"definitely"... that's gold Jerry, gold!

 

[Bleep]

Ask her if she would sleep with (insert name here) for 5 million dollars, if she says probably or yes ask her if she would sleep with (insert name here) for 50 cents. If she gets mad or says what do you think I am just say, well we already know what you are we are just haggling over the price.
Bleep

 

[yllus]

HAHAHA. If you wanted to be a real clown, you should have said something like "A mill? Hell, I'd do it for 10 grand!" 😀

 

[lynnzeel]

oooooo.... be careful with that one, bro! That's gonna set her off a lot more than the "yes I'd dump you for a million bucks" thing...

And yeah she's being "a girl" with the original question, but dude, you should have seen that it was a "test" from a mile away.... women do this kinda crap all the time... don't know why, but I see it in my friends. Oddly enough, they are always happier with the lie, even when they know its a lie.... you just need to develop the proper radar!

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
She asked me if I'd break up with her for a million dollars and Id never be able to see her again.

So I said "definitely".

And then she got pissed.

LMAO 🙂

time for some make up sex?
:beer:

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: poopaskoopa

Originally posted by: Gerbil333
Well...why are you with her then?

Because there's no cash incentive to do so at this time. 😛

hahaha

 

[Xenon14]

LOL. I guess you like to learn your lessons the hard way.

 

[MustangSVT]

hmmm ask her some trick question like that.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: minendo
You are the idiot for answering the question honestly.

There, I fixed your post 😉

Still, the OP was golden, but Bleep's was better 😀 Bleep, you should have added "Then run" at the end of yours. 😉

 

[jessicak]

Originally posted by: MustangSVT

Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
She asked me if I'd break up with her for a million dollars and Id never be able to see her again.

So I said "definitely".

And then she got pissed.

LMAO 🙂

time for some make up sex?
:beer:

yeah right! you think he'd get sex after saying something like that?!

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: jessicak

Originally posted by: ohtwell
You should have known better to answer that question truthfully. You should have said, "No honey, I wouldn't want to lose you for all the money in the world." It's not the truth, but it would have kept you out of trouble.


: ) Amanda

Thank you, i agree 🙂

Exactly. And, if she asks you if her butt is getting a little big, like about that too! Seems kind of odd that you have to lie a little to keep a relationship between a male and female going. But, I guess those are the breaks.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
I seriously think shes gone off the deepend. Im going to ask her if she wants to go see a shrink.

She's not crazy, and I doubt she needs help. She just wants to feel that your truly value the relationship. That's why she was bothered by your answer. Because it seemed like you'd be willing to just give her up for money. She didn't want a truthful answer. She wanted an answer that made her feel better about the relationship.


: ) Amanda

IMHO that can be done in a much better way. She = dumb.

I tend to agree, on the proviso that she asked the question expecting a serious answer. It's the kind of thing people in a relationship should intuitively know already.

 

[jessicak]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: jessicak

Originally posted by: ohtwell
You should have known better to answer that question truthfully. You should have said, "No honey, I wouldn't want to lose you for all the money in the world." It's not the truth, but it would have kept you out of trouble.


: ) Amanda

Thank you, i agree 🙂

Exactly. And, if she asks you if her butt is getting a little big, like about that too! Seems kind of odd that you have to lie a little to keep a relationship between a male and female going. But, I guess those are the breaks.

Actually, if my butt was getting big I might want to know. At least then I could do something about it.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: jessicak

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: jessicak

Originally posted by: ohtwell
You should have known better to answer that question truthfully. You should have said, "No honey, I wouldn't want to lose you for all the money in the world." It's not the truth, but it would have kept you out of trouble.


: ) Amanda

Thank you, i agree 🙂

Exactly. And, if she asks you if her butt is getting a little big, like about that too! Seems kind of odd that you have to lie a little to keep a relationship between a male and female going. But, I guess those are the breaks.

Actually, if my butt was getting big I might want to know. At least then I could do something about it.

I think a lot of women truly want to know when they ask the question. However, they have this unfortunate tendency to shoot the messenger...

 

[Dowfen]

That reminds of a Seinfeld stand-up joke...it's like a game of Russian roulette, except there's a bullet in every chamber.

Eric

 

[wicktron]

Originally posted by: jessicak

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: jessicak

Originally posted by: ohtwell
You should have known better to answer that question truthfully. You should have said, "No honey, I wouldn't want to lose you for all the money in the world." It's not the truth, but it would have kept you out of trouble.


: ) Amanda

Thank you, i agree 🙂

Exactly. And, if she asks you if her butt is getting a little big, like about that too! Seems kind of odd that you have to lie a little to keep a relationship between a male and female going. But, I guess those are the breaks.

Actually, if my butt was getting big I might want to know. At least then I could do something about it.

Hey, your butts getting big. :beer:

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: jessicak

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: jessicak

Originally posted by: ohtwell
You should have known better to answer that question truthfully. You should have said, "No honey, I wouldn't want to lose you for all the money in the world." It's not the truth, but it would have kept you out of trouble.


: ) Amanda

Thank you, i agree 🙂

Exactly. And, if she asks you if her butt is getting a little big, like about that too! Seems kind of odd that you have to lie a little to keep a relationship between a male and female going. But, I guess those are the breaks.

Actually, if my butt was getting big I might want to know. At least then I could do something about it.

Agreed! I would want to know that as well.


: ) Amanda

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: wicktron

Originally posted by: jessicak

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: jessicak

Originally posted by: ohtwell
You should have known better to answer that question truthfully. You should have said, "No honey, I wouldn't want to lose you for all the money in the world." It's not the truth, but it would have kept you out of trouble.


: ) Amanda

Thank you, i agree 🙂

Exactly. And, if she asks you if her butt is getting a little big, like about that too! Seems kind of odd that you have to lie a little to keep a relationship between a male and female going. But, I guess those are the breaks.

Actually, if my butt was getting big I might want to know. At least then I could do something about it.

Hey, your butts getting big. :beer:

But I don't mind.

 

[Ranger X]

Dump her and pass Go.

 

[olds]

I call hijinks. Nobody is stupid enough to answer like that.