My friend is being domesticated

[Saint Nick]

Narmer, you were at that old rock club in NYC?

 

[Narmer]

Narmer, you were at that old rock club in NYC?

Yeah, why?

 

[Stuxnet]

Back for more, ehh? You must've become immune to the abuse your wife gives you.

Ahh... another dodge...

You've proven that you can't comprehend for shit, that you're a misogynist, and that you're having a hard time becoming a big boy. Why do YOU keep coming back for more? All you do is show how bloody moronic you are.

Textbook example:

What is his wife telling her? "Dump this loser if he won't commit?" Sounds like pretty good advice to me, if her goal in life is to get married and have a worthwhile relationship, when the guy she's with doesn't sound like he wants these things...

So the goal of every woman is to get married?

Seriously - honest question here... are you retarded?

 

[EagleKeeper]

Sounds like Narmer is losing control and wants it back. dictate what people should do with their life.
He is no longer in control of his friend and can not handle it.
Concerned that the gf may start thinking/acting on her own. O the horror of that - not jumping to his command; realizing that there could be something better out there

 

[Narmer]

Sounds like Narmer is losing control and wants it back. dictate what people should do with their life.
He is no longer in control of his friend and can not handle it.
Concerned that the gf may start thinking/acting on her own. O the horror of that - not jumping to his command; realizing that there could be something better out there

Ironic how you got that interpretation. This isn't independent thinking. My gf is being recruited to join their ranks not about me losing control of her (never had it).

 

[Narmer]

Ahh... another dodge...

You've proven that you can't comprehend for shit, that you're a misogynist, and that you're having a hard time becoming a big boy. Why do YOU keep coming back for more? All you do is show how bloody moronic you are.

Textbook example:





Seriously - honest question here... are you retarded?

I'm not sure why you bring that up. I misread it and did not challenge the correction. Move on.

 

[Vic Vega]

No wife, no kids, no life.

FTFY.

 

[shortylickens]

this thread is so full of win and fail (but the fail in this thread is what makes it full of win!)

This is what I am saying people!
:awe:

 

[Born2bwire]

this thread is so full of win and fail (but the fail in this thread is what makes it full of win!)

Narmer's posts have always been face-palmingly entertaining.

 

[Stuxnet]

I'm not sure why you bring that up. I misread it and did not challenge the correction. Move on.

Don't get all uppity. You're just now acknowledging it. We're not mind readers, woman.

 

[Narmer]

Don't get all uppity. You're just now acknowledging it. We're not mind readers, woman.

Damn, I must've struck a nerve in my earlier posts about you. Tell me, does your dick serve any purpose other than to seed? I mean, you take instructions from your wife and all, wtf do you get out of it?

 

[Stuxnet]

Damn, I must've struck a nerve in my earlier posts about you. Tell me, does your dick serve any purpose other than to seed? I mean, you take instructions from your wife and all, wtf do you get out of it?

Yes, you struck a nerve - mind-numblingly stupid people do, in fact, drive me up the wall.

As for my dick, I use it to seed and pee. wtf are you using yours for?!

Narmer's posts have always been face-palmingly entertaining.

 

[Narmer]

Yes, you struck a nerve - mind-numblingly stupid people do, in fact, drive me up the wall.

As for my dick, I use it to seed and pee. wtf are you using yours for?!

I was going to say I use it to drive your wife up the wall but decided not to.

 

[actuarial]

Glee? Really?

To be honest, when they're not singing I actually enjoy the show.

I don't want to hang out with women unless they're family or I'm going to fuck them. WTF does?

So you're saying you would never have friends who are female?

 

[feralkid]

I grew up with this guy. We used to throw rocks at each other when we were younger and do all kind of other shit.

Who could've imagined the love of a woman breaking that tender bond you both shared.


:'(

 

[Narmer]

To be honest, when they're not singing I actually enjoy the show.



So you're saying you would never have friends who are female?

I have female friends but I never call them or initiate anything. I can't imagine hanging out with them. When you hang out with friends you should be able to relax and enjoy yourself. With them I'd have to groom myself or some other stuff. Also, why would I go out with them? It's like taking sand to the beach.

 

[Stuxnet]

I have female friends but I never call them or initiate anything. I can't imagine hanging out with them. When you hang out with friends you should be able to relax and enjoy yourself. With them I'd have to groom myself or some other stuff. Also, why would I go out with them? It's like taking sand to the beach.

Are you sure you actually have a penis?

 

[shopbruin]

I have female friends but I never call them or initiate anything. I can't imagine hanging out with them. When you hang out with friends you should be able to relax and enjoy yourself. With them I'd have to groom myself or some other stuff. Also, why would I go out with them? It's like taking sand to the beach.

Now, this is bordering on trolling. I don't know if I should call shens.

 

[Saint Nick]

Taking sand to the beach...ROFL

 

[Fritzo]

LOL- I was the first one of my group of friends to do that Then, 10- years later when they all got married, they all went "OOoooohhhhh....so that's why!"

 

[EagleKeeper]

Ironic how you got that interpretation. This isn't independent thinking. My gf is being recruited to join their ranks not about me losing control of her (never had it).

What is wrong with her joining the ranks.

It is her choice not yours?:\

If you do not like it, it souinds like you want to control who she interfaces with. Insecurity

 

[Stuxnet]

LOL- I was the first one of my group of friends to do that Then, 10- years later when they all got married, they all went "OOoooohhhhh....so that's why!"

Yep. I'm not saying marriage is for everyone or that all marriages are created equal, but I've never felt limited. I still hang out with my friends, watch all the sports I want, have several relatively expensive hobbies (skiing, golf, etc) that I never get crap about, and I have two awesome kids that I wouldn't trade anything for.

Hell, I told my wife the other day I was going to join a few of my neighbors in making some home brew, and her response was "should we finish the basement so you have a good space for it? She doesn't even like beer!

Then there's the 24/7 access to sex from someone I'm still wildly attracted to... so...

... if this is what it means to be "domesticated", then I'll happily wear that badge

If you do not like it, it souinds like you want to control who she interfaces with. Insecurity

He's a textbook jealous, insecure, man-child. Going to get more and more lonely with each passing year....

 

[William Gaatjes]

Just sit. It's easier.



I did not just admit that.

It seems to be that sitting while peeing is healthier for your bladder and prostate as well according to some research. Might save you from a nasty urine tract or prostate exam.

 

[ultimatebob]

To be honest, when they're not singing I actually enjoy the show.

So you're saying you would never have friends who are female?

Really? I straight man that likes GLEE? I mean... seriously?

 

[highland145]

It seems to be that sitting while peeing is healthier for your bladder and prostate as well according to some research. Might save you from a nasty urine tract or prostate exam.

:thumbsup: + :| = :$


I'm a sitter and an as proud of it as I can be at 3:00AM.