Most of these are completely undetectable on a test drive. I wouldn't notice the lights staying on unless I was test driving at night, after the dealership has closed, without their permission(shhh

). I didn't know how aggressive the traction control was since I test drove it in August. The cruise control fucking around mostly happens in a hilly area of the highway roughly 30 minutes north of Edmonton, so I wouldn't know about that unless I took it for an incredibly long test drive. Highway acceleration is like that as well; most highways around here are 2 lanes in each direction until about 30 minutes out of town, then it drops to 1 lane each direction and the acceleration becomes a big deal. The test drive car didn't have the remote starter; it was thrown in as a free extra while haggling. The seatbelt and automatic "please car jack me" are on lots of cars, so I can't really get away from that.
It's not the DRL that stays on, it's the actual night time headlights and fog lights. This car came with incredibly bright headlights, but the downside is that I look like a major asshole who's blinding everone even though I'm parked