1. Offer to put the kid to sleep when he/she is done eating.
2. Wrap the kid an a kinda thick swaddle blanket.
3. Grab a passifier (passy) and put it on the computer desk near your keyboard.
5. Put your left or right foot on the foot of your chair (lifting the left or right knee).
6. Put the kid's head on that same leg that is lifted. (from step 3)
7. Let the kid's side against the desk to keep him/her locked in so they don't fall when you
use both hands on the keyboard and mouse...
8. Open world of tanks.
9. Pick tank.
10. Click on Battle.
11. Bounce your lifted leg gently.
12. Kid starts whining.
13. Grab passy and stick it in the kids mouth... (please don't quote and add any subs)
13. While grabbing passy you forgot about auto drive and your now surrounded by E75's
and E100's.
14. Your own arty 1 shot's you because they missed the E100 and the splash kills you.
15. You start crying.
16. Steal the passy from your kid.
17. Go grab a second passy for the kid.
18. Go back to step 5.
19. Skip step 13-18 FTW.
20. Kid falls asleep.
21. Keep passy in your mouth, it makes you a winner. (again, please funny quotes and subs here)
22. Keep the kid on your lap.
22. Keep winning for a couple hours each night.
Yes, I'm on my second newborn. Sometimes it's helpful to have a diaper and wipes near the desk

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