Melania watch.

[Thebobo]

/cue music: Nightline Iranian hostage opening.
/text: Day 23 The Melania Mystery
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She didn't accompany the President to Camp David so this it the 23rd day in a row she hasn't been seen seen publicly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoMUbifFSGs

Some say she is in NY others say at the WH. Plastic Surgery? More surgery?Any speculations?

Flyers In Greenwich Village Seek Info On 'Missing' Melania Trump

 

[Commodus]

/cue music: Nightline Iranian hostage opening.
/text: Day 23 The Melania Mystery

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She's didn't accompany the President to Camp David so this it the 23rd day in a row she hasn't been seen seen publicly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoMUbifFSGs

Some say she is in NY others say at the WH. Plastic Surgery? More surgery?Any speculations?

I'm not inclined to see any conspiracy theories here, but it would be nice if we got more than the occasional "I'm alive!" tweet. She's not helping it by her effective invisibility in the real world.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

The last tweet I saw from her looked like it was definitely written by Donald himself. That doesn’t help the speculation as silly as it is.

 

[HomerJS]

Imagine the ugly conspiracy theories the right would gin up if Michelle Obama went missing for 23 days.

She's getting hypnotherapy to wean off her habits of swing from trees, eating too many bananas and flinging her own waste

 

[FIVR]

Melania died a couple weeks ago during a botched hysterectomy. Her twitter account is being managed by a former Trump aid. Expect more "I'm alive" tweets.

 

[Thebobo]

Melania died a couple weeks ago during a botched hysterectomy. Her twitter account is being managed by a former Trump aid. Expect more "I'm alive" tweets.

Not bad, not bad, maybe if they could find a Melania double like in the movie Dave.

 

[Victorian Gray]

I thought she was off running the coup in Saudi Arabia.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I thought she was off running the coup in Saudi Arabia.

The nation of body doubles?

 

[Jhhnn]

Melania died a couple weeks ago during a botched hysterectomy. Her twitter account is being managed by a former Trump aid. Expect more "I'm alive" tweets.

Nice conspiracy theory! Bravo!

 

[Geekbabe]

The First Lady strikes me as a private person who is devoted to her child. I would imagine she’s been recovering from her surgery & perhaps, since it is June after all, gearing up for her child’d end of year school events

Politics aside, I kinda feel like people should leave the woman & her son alone. I suspect she had no idea what she was getting into here & is probably freaked out by most of it, I sure would be.

 

[Jhhnn]

The First Lady strikes me as a private person who is devoted to her child. I would imagine she’s been recovering from her surgery & perhaps, since it is June after all, gearing up for her child’d end of year school events

Politics aside, I kinda feel like people should leave the woman & her son alone. I suspect she had no idea what she was getting into here & is probably freaked out by most of it, I sure would be.

Agreed. Nice to see you posting.

 

[UNCjigga]

Not bad, not bad, maybe if they could find a Melania double like in the movie Dave.

Slovenia is working on it, double-time. Needs to pass through psyops first.

 

[imported_tajmahal]

Imagine the ugly conspiracy theories the right would gin up if Michelle Obama went missing for 23 days.

She's getting hypnotherapy to wean off her habits of swing from trees, eating too many bananas and flinging her own waste

Just another racist post in your long line and tradition of racist posts in this forum.

 

[UberNeuman]

I figure Donny gave her some free at home plastic surgery with his tiny little fists.

 

[fskimospy]

Just another racist post in your long line and tradition of racist posts in this forum.

Whoosh.

 

[cytg111]

Melania died a couple weeks ago during a botched hysterectomy. Her twitter account is being managed by a former Trump aid. Expect more "I'm alive" tweets.

See.. this is where my sarcasm meter either is working quite well or broken as hell.. or vice versa

 

[cytg111]

Just another racist post in your long line and tradition of racist posts in this forum.

Here we go again.. Sarcasm meter, oh why hast thou forsaken me....
It goes without saying that this is racist towards whites.. right?

 

[MrSquished]

Dudes, what do shallow bitches that marry total pieces of shit for the money and don't care at all the piece of shit things their rich husbands do because all they want is the money do when they get older? They get plastic surgery. The shallow bitch got her face cut up and needs to hide away for a few weeks till that shit heals up. Nothing to see here. Move along.

 

[Victorian Gray]

Dudes, what do shallow bitches that marry total pieces of shit for the money and don't care at all the piece of shit things their rich husbands do because all they want is the money do when they get older? They get plastic surgery. The shallow bitch got her face cut up and needs to hide away for a few weeks till that shit heals up. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Out of curiosity, did she piss in your cornflakes or something?

 

[MrSquished]

Nah dude. The over the top swearing was supposed to be funny. That being said, I do think she is just a shallow bitch but I'm just theorizing. But after her copying Michelle, that kinda solidified that for me.

Out of curiosity, did she piss in your cornflakes or something?

 

[Pens1566]

Seriously though, something is going on. If not, a token long distance photo op of her walking along the outside of the west wing would kill (no pun intended) the rumors.

 

[IJTSSG]

It's no ones business but her's and the Presidents where she is, what's she's doing, etc. It's not like any of you actually give a shit anyway.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Melania got tired of winning

 

[kage69]

It's no ones business but her's and the Presidents where she is, what's she's doing, etc. It's not like any of you actually give a shit anyway.

On the contrary, I think most people feel an overwhelming amount of sympathy for her. Her husband's penchant for latex-free infidelity can be seen as a direct threat to her health, and then there is that history of violence towards his ex. The guy is a horrendous father and even worse husband. I've met seven year olds with more emotional IQ and maturity, and he's mentally unstable on top of that.

I just hope Melania isn't hiding out somewhere waiting for a patch of hair to grow back. Let it be she got a kidney issue taken care of and then decided to hit the spa for a few weeks. She's had a rough last 3 years or so right? Who can blame a lady for not wanting to return to a husband that bangs porn stars and forgets how to spell her name?

 

[tweaker2]

Dudes, what do shallow bitches that marry total pieces of shit for the money and don't care at all the piece of shit things their rich husbands do because all they want is the money do when they get older? They get plastic surgery. The shallow bitch got her face cut up and needs to hide away for a few weeks till that shit heals up. Nothing to see here. Move along.

A very plausible possibility I must say.