Mcdonalds sued over a tough bagel

[308nato]

The wife lost "consortium" after the bagel.

 

[mpitts]

I heard about this yesterday on the radio.

indeed.

 

[Fausto]

I have a few suggestions as to where those filing this suit can stick that bagel.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

No sir, they didn't like it.

 

[shiner]

Kill all the lawyers!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Kill all the lawyers!

Nah, they can be kinda handy at times. I say kill all the morons who think a lawsuit is the answer to everything. :|

 

[skace]

but but but, SHE CAN NO LONGER LOVE HER TOOTHLESS HUSBAND. Can't you all see that Mcdonald's obviously destroyed a beautiful relationship. *cough*

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Kill all the lawyers!

Henry VI, Act 4, Scene 2

Dick the Butcher



Dont cha know.

 

[royaldank]

Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
No sir, they didn't like it.

lol

 

[murphy55d]

Now I understand people are sue happy, but what lawyer would take this case?

"Yeah, we want to sue McDonalds because their bagel was too tough."

"hey, sounds like a winning case. I'll take it!"

 

[Kev]

Too bad they didn't choke to death on it.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Kill all the lawyers!

Nah, they can be kinda handy at times. I say kill all the morons who think a lawsuit is the answer to everything. :|

Morons would just be a collective group without lawyers to sue on their behalf. What we need is fewer ambulance chaser type lawyers, and lawyers with a modicum of integrity and morality.




WTF are you doing ordering a bagel from MickeyD's to begin with? I did not even know they had bagels

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: murphy55d
Now I understand people are sue happy, but what lawyer would take this case?

"Yeah, we want to sue McDonalds because their bagel was too tough."

"hey, sounds like a winning case. I'll take it!"

Jackie Chiles....errr....I mean Johnny Cochran

 

[exp]

Too bad they didn't choke to death on it.

 

[alm99]

Originally posted by: murphy55d
Now I understand people are sue happy, but what lawyer would take this case?

"Yeah, we want to sue McDonalds because their bagel was too tough."

"hey, sounds like a winning case. I'll take it!"

they get paid either way

 

[SpongeBobPalmBay]

I have a McDonalds down the road from me that gets little business... they sort of built the stores before people moved into the area (Bayside Lakes (Palm Bay), FL)... Over the last few months I have purchased some of the 'hardest' food ever... they must be heat lamping this stuff for hours. I bought my kid a Happy Meal and I swear to god that I could have shattered a window with this thing... My other prize purchase was an order of fries that were room temp and burnt...

Someone here should start a site where we can share pictures of sorry fast food purchases!

 

[skace]

Someone here should start a site where we can share pictures of sorry fast food purchases!

or just stop buying that crap to begin with...

 

[Red Dawn]

What kind of Moron goes to a McDonalds to buy a Bagel in the first place?

 

[Rudee]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
What kind of Moron goes to a McDonalds to buy a Bagel in the first place?

Nothing wrong with a Mcdonalds bagel, you moron.

 

[joohang]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
What kind of Moron goes to a McDonalds to buy a Bagel in the first place?

They sell bagel? 😕

 

[joohang]

"It's a bagel," she said.

 

[StageLeft]

They should both be put to death.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
They should both be put to death.

bludgeoned to death with a stale bagel preferably.

 

[LordThing]

They are probably talking about Bagel Sandwiches. I have a workmate that gets one of those every morning.

 

[xuanman]

Originally posted by: alm99

Originally posted by: murphy55d
Now I understand people are sue happy, but what lawyer would take this case?

"Yeah, we want to sue McDonalds because their bagel was too tough."

"hey, sounds like a winning case. I'll take it!"

they get paid either way

actually, in this case, the plaintiff's lawyer is almost definitely on contingency, so he only gets paid if he wins. stupid lawsuits like this in a well-functioning market will weed out bad lawyers b/c the stupid lawyers who take these types of cases generally will lose and spend a lot of their own money losing....