Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[skull]

Isn't that a given?


Had a customer that hired out guys to do day work. He'd put a pint of liquor on the dash. If they looked at the bottle, he knew he could get a few hours of work done. If the scanned his cab, no go...meth/crack/heroin/....

Sad for all.

He should of just thrown meth up on the dash that shits good for like 6 hours. Tweaking day laborer beats a drunk any day of the week.

 

[Mayne]

It feels good.

 

[Greenman]

Did you try a new laxative or what?

 

[Darwin333]

He should of just thrown meth up on the dash that shits good for like 6 hours. Tweaking day laborer beats a drunk any day of the week.

Lol, you are so right.

 

[Mayne]

you guys are my last refuge. I know I came on the scene in a hurry...my bad. I want to apologize to all and everyone I offended with my abrupt appearance. I was a member here here 20 plus years ago, but i got banned pretty darn quick. I'm digressing, I want to thank you all for putting up with my crap since I joined. I really do appreciate every thing you guys have done. you didn't have to put up with a drunk canadian, but you did. I'm going thru some serious health issues right now and I want to thank you guys for all the patience. I can't promise I won't have more lame threads...that would be impossible.

Thank you guys. I'm not sure how long I can keep posting, but i'll try.

 

[madoka]

Are these serious health issues chili related?

 

[snoopy7548]

IMO, you create the most entertaining threads here. Keep it up.

And you might want to cut back on the chili.

 

[Mayne]

Are these serious health issues chili related?

I woke up in the middle of the night with chills and a fever at the same time, but I did have explosive diarehha shortly after, and sorta felt better.

 

[whm1974]

Well you do get better.

 

[Darwin333]

Dang Mayne, I'm sorry to hear that. I was actually excited for you because it seemed that you were finally in a good place.

 

[Mayne]

I woke up dizzy the next day, i guess I should not binge watch tv shows in the middle of the night.

 

[Mayne]

I am in a good place. Just not my body now.

 

[Mayne]

oh lovely. Thanks moderator. My home thread

 

[snoopy7548]

I am in a good place. Just not my body now.

It's the chili, man! You binge-ate like a year's worth of chili in a week.

 

[Mayne]

I'm just upset my chili betrayed me.

 

[snoopy7548]

Did your chili betray you, or did you betray your chili?

 

[Mayne]

I feel like i might of betrayed my chili...i added oregano to the mix.

 

[Darwin333]

Ahh, yes you definitely betrayed the chili so it is exacting its well-deserved revenge.

 

[Mayne]

I just spent the last 8 hours gutting my apartment with my older sister Jane/new roommate.

She tackled the kitchen and cleaned the crap out of it. I gutted my nephew's bedroom...approximately 20 trips to the dumpster in the back of the apartment building..no elevators....I counted the steps..around 100 steps on the stairs...50 celcius weather.

The bedroom is totally empty now, probably gonna have to rip the carpet up..its a fcuking joke how bad it is. I will be switching rooms with my older sister so now I have to gut my bedroom and move everything into the smaller room. I still have a few closets I have to empty and take to the dumpster out back...it's the fucking stairs that is killing me. 1 trip and you just want to lay down and die. But we made great progress today.

hopefully get some painting done tomorrow.
1 day at a time. Sister moves in at the end of the month. I got her for a few more days until she has to go back to her current place.

 

[William Gaatjes]

I'm just upset my chili betrayed me.

One must always show respect to chili or the chili will own you.

 

[Mayne]

enough abut the chili. I spent 8 hours today erasing the memory of my nephew and his girlfriend today.

this has been a big deal to me today. I know, shaadap Mayne.

 

[snoopy7548]

Pics of sister?

 

[Mayne]

I'm guilty of something.

 

[Mayne]

Go make love to yourself Mayne. Took care of it.

 

[Mayne]

that you can barely type a proper thread or response on a forum. One more day and I get tomorrow off.