Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[Mayne]

It's alright, Mayne, I'm only sighing.

its quite alright

 

[Mayne]

A filipino woman put me to shame today. Something wrong with me.

 

[Mayne]

this woman made me look bad today, i'm blaming it on my sister's birthday/whiskey yesterday. thats the reason. sure she can cut metal and put duct work together real fast.

 

[Mayne]

she had a hot little body though, damnit.

 

[Mayne]

i'm getting that feeling this won't get a coin.

 

[madoka]

this woman made me look bad today, i'm blaming it on my sister's birthday/whiskey yesterday. thats the reason. sure she can cut metal and put duct work together real fast.

I'm sensing a new thread is coming in a few weeks.

 

[Mayne]

dey terk er jerbs lol

 

[Thebobo]

i can barely understand haikus hookahs

 

[Mayne]

i'm a simple man, nipple and an elbow.

 

[Darwin333]

I prefer nipple and vagina but if elbow is your thing then get after it my friend.

BTW, who the hell puts dirty dishes in their drawers? Even the most lazy I have known leave them out because they believe they will get them tomorrow, or the next day, or the next, etc...

 

[Mayne]

i'm running away from home.

 

[skull]

i'm running away from home.

About damn time, now put that chin up and face it like a grown man not a teenager running away from his parents.

 

[Darwin333]

i'm running away from home.

I hope you loaded up all of your stuff first.

 

[snoopy7548]

i'm running away from home.

Sometimes the only way to go forward is to run away.

 

[Mayne]

It's been 2 weeks now and I have not seen my nephew or his girlfriend. Life is really good. The novelty of living alone is not wearing off

 

[William Gaatjes]

That is great news to read.
Now, good start is to only drink and smoke friday evening and/or saturday evening.
Good food, good movie. Ask some lady over for a nice diner and movie/ drink ,smoke.
You will have fun again.

 

[snoopy7548]

It's been 2 weeks now and I have not seen my nephew or his girlfriend. Life is really good. The novelty of living alone is not wearing off

Keep on keepin' on!

 

[Darwin333]

Good for you Mayne! I never thought we'd see this day come but I do believe that our little Maybe is all growed up.

 

[shortylickens]

I prefer nipple and vagina but if elbow is your thing then get after it my friend.

BTW, who the hell puts dirty dishes in their drawers? Even the most lazy I have known leave them out because they believe they will get them tomorrow, or the next day, or the next, etc...

 

[AdamK47]

Dream on Mr. Lickens. Your thoughts of smoothly caressing a woman's nicely shaped elbow will forever be a fantasy to you.

 

[BoomerD]

It's been 2 weeks now and I have not seen my nephew or his girlfriend. Life is really good. The novelty of living alone is not wearing off

I thought your sister was moving in with you?

 

[zinfamous]

It's been 2 weeks now and I have not seen my nephew or his girlfriend. Life is really good. The novelty of living alone is not wearing off

I hope you didn't forget to lay out the bear traps. Hunger will drive them to return to your place.

 

[Darwin333]

I thought your sister was moving in with you?

I gathered from what he said that he moved out.

 

[Mayne]

I thought your sister was moving in with you?

Apparently at the end of this month....I just got the weirdest knock on my front door just now..big ass dude and some girl and giant german shepherd..they said they got the wrong door, but i wonder now.

My oldest nephew was here last night for a couple hours...I don't trust meth heads.

 

[highland145]

I don't trust meth heads.

Isn't that a given?


Had a customer that hired out guys to do day work. He'd put a pint of liquor on the dash. If they looked at the bottle, he knew he could get a few hours of work done. If the scanned his cab, no go...meth/crack/heroin/....

Sad for all.