Mass shooting Boulder Colorado

[SteveGrabowski]

The Onion has been doing this same article for years since the government (lack of) response is the same every single time.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

MILWAUKEE—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed five individuals, including himself, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

DAYTON, OH—In the hours following a violent rampage in Ohio in which a lone attacker killed 10 individuals and injured 27 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Sunday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

EL PASO, TX—In the hours following a violent rampage in Texas in which a lone attacker killed 20 individuals and injured 26 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Sunday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—In the hours following a violent rampage in Virginia in which a lone attacker killed 12 individuals and injured four others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

THOUSAND OAKS, CA—In the hours following a violent rampage in California in which a lone attacker killed 12 individuals, including a police officer, and seriously injured at least 12 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

PITTSBURGH—In the hours following a violent rampage in Pennsylvania in which a lone attacker killed 11 individuals and seriously injured six others, including four police officers, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Saturday...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

BAKERSFIELD, CA—In the hours following a violent rampage in California in which a lone attacker killed six individuals, including himself, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Thursday that there was no way to prevent the...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

SANTA FE, TX—In the hours following a violent rampage in Texas in which a lone attacker killed eight individuals and seriously injured several others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Friday that there was no way to prevent...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

PARKLAND, FL—In the hours following a violent rampage in Florida in which a lone attacker killed 17 individuals and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

SUTHERLAND SPRINGS, TX—In the hours following a violent rampage in Texas in which a lone attacker killed 27 individuals and seriously injured several others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Sunday that there was no way to...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

LAS VEGAS—In the hours following a violent rampage in Las Vegas in which a lone attacker killed more than 50 individuals and seriously injured 400 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Monday that there was no way to...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

SAN BERNARDINO, CA—In the hours following a violent rampage in southern California in which two attackers killed 14 individuals and seriously injured 17 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

ROSEBURG, OR—In the hours following a violent rampage in southwestern Oregon in which a lone attacker killed nine individuals and seriously injured seven others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Thursday that there was no...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

CHARLESTON, SC—In the hours following a violent rampage in downtown Charleston in which a lone attacker killed nine individuals and seriously injured one other, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no...

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

ISLA VISTA, CA—In the days following a violent rampage in southern California in which a lone attacker killed seven individuals, including himself, and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded...

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[herm0016]

For what it's worth, the shooter (not convicted yet) was identified as 21 yr-old Ahmad Al-Issa from Arvada, about 20 miles away from the supermarket. He has lived in Arvada for a long time.

The victims range in age from 20 to 65.

anyone want to recant their earlier claims?

 

[MrSquished]

anyone want to recant their earlier claims?

Well the odds were like 99-1. Better than any odds at any casino in the world. Plus he's definitely not black.

 

[Lanyap]

For what it's worth, the shooter (not convicted yet) was identified as 21 yr-old Ahmad Al-Issa from Arvada, about 20 miles away from the supermarket. He has lived in Arvada for a long time.

The victims range in age from 20 to 65.

Looks like another young paranoid schizophrenic male mass shooter.

Boulder, Colorado Cops Identify King Soopers Supermarket Massacre Suspect as Ahmad Alissa

Police also identified the 10 people who lost their lives when the 21-year-old gunman allegedly opened fire on Monday afternoon.

www.thedailybeast.com

Authorities on Tuesday identified the suspect in the shooting deaths of 10 people at a King Soopers grocery store in Boulder, Colorado, as 21-year-old Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa, whose brother said he was deeply disturbed.

Alissa, who is from Arvada, has been charged with 10 counts of first-degree murder for the massacre. He was taken into custody after being shot during apprehension.

Ali Aliwi Alissa, the suspect’s 34-year-old brother, told The Daily Beast that authorities searched his house all night after the shooting.

Alissa described his brother as “very anti-social” and paranoid, adding that, in high school, he would describe “being chased, someone is behind him, someone is looking for him.”

“When he was having lunch with my sister in a restaurant, he said, ‘People are in the parking lot, they are looking for me.’ She went out, and there was no one. We didn’t know what was going on in his head,” Alissa said, admitting that he believes his brother is mentally ill.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

For what it's worth, the shooter (not convicted yet) was identified as 21 yr-old Ahmad Al-Issa from Arvada, about 20 miles away from the supermarket. He has lived in Arvada for a long time.

The victims range in age from 20 to 65.

Religion of peace, yadda yadda - only 1 bad guy... something something

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

anyone want to recant their earlier claims?

Of course not lol.

 

[Lanyap]

anyone want to recant their earlier claims?

What earlier claims are to be recanted?

 

[fskimospy]

Religion of peace, yadda yadda - only 1 bad guy... something something

Has anything come out about his religious beliefs or are you just assuming everyone with that name is a practicing Muslim?

 

[jman19]

Has anything come out about his religious beliefs or are you just assuming everyone with that name is a practicing Muslim?

This is the same guy who thought he was taking people to task for thinking (paraphrasing) that everyone was "stereotyping Asians as massage workers"

Zero self awareness

 

[Zorba]

anyone want to recant their earlier claims?

Looks white to me.

Here's my claim, it's way too easy to get a gun in this country.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

Religion of peace, yadda yadda - only 1 bad guy... something something

Seems more like lone wolf, mental illness tbh

 

[jman19]

Looks white to me.

Here's my claim, it's way too easy to get a gun in this country.

"Too soon"

"Thoughts and prayers"

Maybe, just maybe, someone with paranoid delusions (if this guy's brother is to be believed) shouldn't have access to firearms? Would be interesting to know how he acquired the weapon he used to commit this atrocity.

 

[theeedude]

Is it easy to buy guns in Colorado?

Is the Pope Catholic?

 

[Muse]

Here we goooooo.
Murica.
/S

Dem so fraid they'll take away der gunns. Dang snappy. Gunns is good bisniss.

Is the Pope Catholic?

Last I herd.

 

[Homerboy]

Religion of peace, yadda yadda - only 1 bad guy... something something

Did you say this about the Christian shooters? Do we even know the this shooters religious affiliation (or that he practices?)
STFU.

 

[herm0016]

Is it easy to buy guns in Colorado?

we also have a "red flag" law. where you can be "reported" to police for being unstable, etc. by anyone i think, and have your weapons' buying power restricted. and there does seem to be some due process to this, at least in some cases that were in the media.
Maybe people will get serious about using it? with all that stuff going on with this guy he must have had some interactions with health care or mental health workers?

 

[UNCjigga]

We seem to be better at capturing these incidents on cellphones than we are at confronting the gunmen with more guns. So I propose a thoroughly American solution: every cellphone should have a built-in gun or be sold with a gun case. Make it a requirement for every American carrier. That’s how we get more good guys with guns out there.

 

[HomerJS]

anyone want to recant their earlier claims?

You mean do I want to recant restating the official Republican position on crime, its no concern unless the perp is black?

I stand by my statement.

 

[UNCjigga]

Now that we’ve identified the shooter—who’s ready for universal background checks??

 

[herm0016]

Colorado already has them.

 

[Juiblex]

You mean do I want to recant restating the official Republican position on crime, its no concern unless the perp is black?

I stand by my statement.

You're right... Why do they care so much about black crime though? Racism or statistics? Or racist statistics? Do blacks pull triggers in Chicago? 38 shot last weekend. But I didn't see a thread posted on that. Clean up your own streets and you'll find out that republicans no longer care about the black perp. We're waiting.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Sounds like The Onion's synopsis of each mass shooting ...

Not at all. The song was written by a guy who's parents were shot down at their family owned store. It tells the tale and then laments about how too common the news making incidents have become.

The story behind the song: https://www.upworthy.com/11-years-l...te-about-his-parents-murder-its-heartbreaking

It should be adopted as an anthem against these incidents.

 

[Vic]

Has anything come out about his religious beliefs or are you just assuming everyone with that name is a practicing Muslim?

Watch as the same people who were freaking out yesterday that this tragedy might be used to take away their rights now try to use this tragedy to take away other peoples' rights.

 

[fskimospy]

Watch as the same people who were freaking out yesterday that this tragedy might be used to take away their rights now try to use this tragedy to take away other peoples' rights.

Well sure, but they have always been very clear that they don't care about other people's rights.

In the same vein it has always been 'fuck YOUR feelings'. Their feelings are very important.

 

[Vic]

anyone want to recant their earlier claims?

Which claims specifically do you feel should be recanted?