Mariah Carey poses for Maxim Magazine!!!

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: bradruth
No thanks. That's about the best she's ever looked, but it won't last long. Other than her occasionally decent looks, she has nothing else to offer.

she has a BEAUTIFUL voice.

 

[Zugzwang152]

/me *spooge!*

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and
trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around and
do exactly that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them.

Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck.

They are the definition of a hypocrite.

And, btw, as to her voice. BLECH! When singing involves that Whitney Houston-esque, banshee-squealing, falsetto crap, that's not singing!

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and
trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around do exactly
that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them.

Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck.

yeah but i'm sure she got quite a few bucks for that shoot.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Imported
Cheeeeeeeerleaders.. scan em someone!

LOL

 

[DigDug]

yeah but i'm sure she got quite a few bucks for that shoot.

So what. It's still pay- for-tits anyway. I remember when she was so wholesome with that video and all those middle-school kids. ha...

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and
trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around do exactly
that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them.

Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck.

yeah but i'm sure she got quite a few bucks for that shoot.

I'm sure she did. Entertainment magazines and the like love a good whore!

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and
trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around and
do exactly that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them.

Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck.

They are the definition of a hypocrite.

And, btw, as to her voice. BLECH! When singing involves that Whitney Houston-esque, banshee-squealing, falsetto crap, that's not singing!

why is it that we don't see threads like this regarding male entertainers? other than the universally despised Michael Jackson i mean.

where are the threads claiming that Bon Jovi is a slut etc.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: BlipBlop

It sad to think that you believe that only thing she offers to the world is her appearance - I guess the fact that she is the best selling female singer in the world really doesn't mean anything, does it? If you judged all celebrities by your standards, they'd all be "slut and whores??

Dude, you are a retard. God, this is one of those times on anandtech, when you can see someone who just doesn't have the capacity to think logically. Her success is: (1) not something she is "100% responsible" for, and (2) completely fvcking irrelevant to to your argument. These threads are so incredibly predictable. Someone will post a picture an attention-seeking celebrity (by definition, aren't they all?). People will chime in with their compliments, others will mention that they are only so so, and then the nerds who like her, or who posted it in the first place will get defensive and make comments about how the nay-sayers would never be able to get her anyway.

Wow, I don't recall ever saying that. In fact, I never said anything close to it, douchbag.

The only think I take issue with is when people try and drag pther people's names through the mud without merit (which was my response to bradruth's reply of "vain slut with mental problems").

 

[atom]

where are the threads claiming that Bon Jovi is a slut etc.

He's not a slut, he's a player.

But meh, Mariah's ok. Her body is smokin but there are prettier girls out there for sure.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

why is it that we don't see threads like this regarding male entertainers? other than the universally despised Michael Jackson i mean.

where are the threads claiming that Bon Jovi is a slut etc.

Hey...I'll bash them, too. But, this board is full of young males. Do you really think you're going to see threads on cover shots of Bon Jovi?

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and
trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around and
do exactly that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them.

Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck.

They are the definition of a hypocrite.

And, btw, as to her voice. BLECH! When singing involves that Whitney Houston-esque, banshee-squealing, falsetto crap, that's not singing!

Practically every female model, entertainer has been bashed by ATOT.
Well, except maybe the Olsen Twins.
Is this an example of the madonna \ whore neurosis that is prominent
in sexually repressed cultures?

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around and do exactly that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them. Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck. They are the definition of a hypocrite. And, btw, as to her voice. BLECH! When singing involves that Whitney Houston-esque, banshee-squealing, falsetto crap, that's not singing!

Mariah Carey has NEVER promoted women's issues Also, did you know that all opera involves falsetto singing?

 

[Tab]

I am the only person who thinks she isnt that hot? Celebs are going to get bashed, they put themselves out their to be judged.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around and do exactly that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them. Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck. They are the definition of a hypocrite. And, btw, as to her voice. BLECH! When singing involves that Whitney Houston-esque, banshee-squealing, falsetto crap, that's not singing!

Mariah Carey has NEVER promoted women's issues Also, did you know that all opera involves falsetto singing?

women don't have a true falsetto. only men have falsetto. she has many registers and she uses them extremely well.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around and do exactly that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them. Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck. They are the definition of a hypocrite. And, btw, as to her voice. BLECH! When singing involves that Whitney Houston-esque, banshee-squealing, falsetto crap, that's not singing!

Mariah Carey has NEVER promoted women's issues Also, did you know that all opera involves falsetto singing?

I'm sure she has, along with singing about fulfilling dreams through hard work and perseverance. Well, if shedding clothes is hard work, I guess she's fulfilling her dreams.

And, opera singers have talent. What Mariah/Whitney do is just squealing.

 

[clamum]

God she is so ugly she makes me sh1t my pants instantly when I see her face and/or body

EDIT: Changed a word

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around and do exactly that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them. Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck. They are the definition of a hypocrite. And, btw, as to her voice. BLECH! When singing involves that Whitney Houston-esque, banshee-squealing, falsetto crap, that's not singing!

Mariah Carey has NEVER promoted women's issues Also, did you know that all opera involves falsetto singing?

I'm sure she has, along with singing about fulfilling dreams through hard work and perseverance. Well, if shedding clothes is hard work, I guess she's fulfilling her dreams.

And, opera singers have talent. What Mariah/Whitney do is just squealing.

i'll bet in your opinion, whitney houston, elvis presley and nat king cole couldn't sing either.

 

[kermalou]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Wow :Q

<a href="http://www.antoniomesquida.com/gm_l7.jpg">http://www.antoniomesquida.com/gm_l7.jpg</a>

it looks like she is putting on some pounds there....

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around and do exactly that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them. Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck. They are the definition of a hypocrite. And, btw, as to her voice. BLECH! When singing involves that Whitney Houston-esque, banshee-squealing, falsetto crap, that's not singing!

Mariah Carey has NEVER promoted women's issues Also, did you know that all opera involves falsetto singing?

I'm sure she has, along with singing about fulfilling dreams through hard work and perseverance. Well, if shedding clothes is hard work, I guess she's fulfilling her dreams.

And, opera singers have talent. What Mariah/Whitney do is just squealing.

i'll bet in your opinion, whitney houston, elvis presley and nat king cole couldn't sing either.

Now they are going to start bashing Ms Houston....

 

[Ausm]

GHHHHHAD I LUUUV HEEEEEER RACK!!!


Ausm

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around and do exactly that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them. Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck. They are the definition of a hypocrite. And, btw, as to her voice. BLECH! When singing involves that Whitney Houston-esque, banshee-squealing, falsetto crap, that's not singing!

Mariah Carey has NEVER promoted women's issues Also, did you know that all opera involves falsetto singing?

I'm sure she has, along with singing about fulfilling dreams through hard work and perseverance. Well, if shedding clothes is hard work, I guess she's fulfilling her dreams.

And, opera singers have talent. What Mariah/Whitney do is just squealing.

i'll bet in your opinion, whitney houston, elvis presley and nat king cole couldn't sing either.

Elvis didn't squeal and neither did Nat. And, if you'll read my post, you'll see I equally bash Whitney. Her HORRID rendition of Dolly Parton's song makes me want to put a gun to my head when she starts that caterwauling sh!t!!

You want a female singer? Nina Simone, Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Peggy Lee. They didn't have to resort to whiney caterwauling.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around and do exactly that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them. Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck. They are the definition of a hypocrite. And, btw, as to her voice. BLECH! When singing involves that Whitney Houston-esque, banshee-squealing, falsetto crap, that's not singing!

Mariah Carey has NEVER promoted women's issues Also, did you know that all opera involves falsetto singing?

I'm sure she has, along with singing about fulfilling dreams through hard work and perseverance. Well, if shedding clothes is hard work, I guess she's fulfilling her dreams.

And, opera singers have talent. What Mariah/Whitney do is just squealing.

i'll bet in your opinion, whitney houston, elvis presley and nat king cole couldn't sing either.

Elvis didn't squeal and neither did Nat. And, if you'll read my post, you'll see I equally bash Whitney. Her HORRID rendition of Dolly Parton's song makes me want to put a gun to my head when she starts that caterwauling sh!t!!

your problem is, you like a lot of morons, confuse style with talent.

just because you don't like her STYLE, only a moron would deny the talent.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth Ah, another bash a model, actoress, entertainer thread. Really what is up with this sort of thing? Sour grapes?

Well, when someone such as Mariah Carey or Halle Berry tries to make it big while promoting womens' issues and trying to make it big w/o resorting to stereotypical methods of showing skin and then turn right around and do exactly that, well, I have absolutely NO respect for them. Nothing but greedy attention whores who'd drop their top or spread their legs to make a buck. They are the definition of a hypocrite. And, btw, as to her voice. BLECH! When singing involves that Whitney Houston-esque, banshee-squealing, falsetto crap, that's not singing!

Mariah Carey has NEVER promoted women's issues Also, did you know that all opera involves falsetto singing?

I'm sure she has, along with singing about fulfilling dreams through hard work and perseverance. Well, if shedding clothes is hard work, I guess she's fulfilling her dreams.

And, opera singers have talent. What Mariah/Whitney do is just squealing.

i'll bet in your opinion, whitney houston, elvis presley and nat king cole couldn't sing either.

Elvis didn't squeal and neither did Nat. And, if you'll read my post, you'll see I equally bash Whitney. Her HORRID rendition of Dolly Parton's song makes me want to put a gun to my head when she starts that caterwauling sh!t!!

your problem is, you like a lot of morons, confuse style with talent.

just because you don't like her STYLE, only a moron would deny the talent.

If there's talent there it's hidden by their "style" then. And, btw, I don't like morons. Unless you're calling Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, and the others I mentioned, morons.

 

[Led Zeppelin]

God, did Maxim really have to stoop this low? At least get someone hot to pose 1/2 naked! Why her? Maxim 'Jumps The Shark' with this doozie.