So, I missed this debate.
Did they actually unzip and show off their wee wee's?
Who's was bigger?
Did Marco even have pubes yet?
Was Ted's dong removable? Is Ted actually a woman? Ted seems quite woosey to me.
Ted's nose has to be bigger than his wee wee, if Ted has a wee wee?
And last but not least, did they all in fact kneel before Donald? Did Donald light up a smoke after?
Well... FINALLY we have a new and appropriate standard in picking a president.
Makes the entire process so much easier.
I just don't know how Hillary could compete.
God.... I hope she can't compete.
Wouldn't that be a kick in the head.... Hillary having the biggest dong of them all.

Oh Hillary. What a big thingy you have....