March 3,2016 GOP debate thread

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LegendKiller

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that's cute, you can parrot talking points. Why the fuck do you want to talk your way out of a hostile situation when you can send young men and women to go die for it. That the 'murrican way. :rolleyes:

As opposed to Bernie who runs away and Hillary who...runs away. Just blame the video, much easier.
 
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Yes we have been covertly measuring his finger length with an infrared laser scanner and we will covertly release the latest results shortly. This extremely important and relevant data will be provided as soon as possible. We will upload the results to Rubio when we are finished compiling the data. If Rubio twitches twice, then Drumpf's finger length hasn't changed, if he twitches thrice then his finger length has diminished by at least 0.52mm. The reason we chose this amount is that this is the amount we have determined would be most likely to be noticed by the survey we've tak...............WHO CARES ABOUT DRUMPF'S HAND SIZE!!!!???? HOW DID THIS BECOME IMPORTANT?

It was a joke, lighten up Francis.
 

MongGrel

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Yes we have been covertly measuring his finger length with an infrared laser scanner and we will covertly release the latest results shortly. This extremely important and relevant data will be provided as soon as possible. We will upload the results to Rubio when we are finished compiling the data. If Rubio twitches twice, then Trump's finger length hasn't changed, if he twitches thrice then his finger length has diminished by at least 0.52mm. The reason we chose this amount is that this is the amount we have determined would be most likely to be noticed by the survey we've tak...............WHO CARES ABOUT TRUMP'S HAND SIZE!!!!???? HOW DID THIS BECOME IMPORTANT?

You're out of the loop it appears, it should have been outlined in gold Sharpie.
 
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As opposed to Bernie who runs away and Hillary who...runs away. Just blame the video, much easier.

If by 'running away' you mean sit down and discuss a topic and come to a mutually beneficial agreement, then yes. But I'm just guessing that might not be the case, especially coming from a drumpfofile.
 

LegendKiller

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If by 'running away' you mean sit down and discuss a topic and come to a mutually beneficial agreement, then yes. But I'm just guessing that might not be the case, especially coming from a drumpfofile.

No, as in being an CO then being a government loser his whole life. Her, as in dodging responsibility her own life and remaining married for power.
 

alcoholbob

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How is it any different than anything anybody else says? Ohh wait, our "Presidents" have to be perfect teleprompter idiots.

No I mean nobody gets away with that when Bill O'Reilly is interviewing them. It was basically a direct insult. I was amazed that Bill O'Reilly of all people didn't respond at all that.
 
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No, as in being an CO then being a government loser his whole life. Her, as in dodging responsibility her own life and remaining married for power.

that's some drumpftacular spin. the bloated orange one appreciates your efforts to keep that train of misinformation chugging along.

and what the fuck is "an CO"?
 

sportage

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So, I missed this debate.

Did they actually unzip and show off their wee wee's?
Who's was bigger?
Did Marco even have pubes yet?
Was Ted's dong removable? Is Ted actually a woman? Ted seems quite woosey to me.
Ted's nose has to be bigger than his wee wee, if Ted has a wee wee?

And last but not least, did they all in fact kneel before Donald? Did Donald light up a smoke after?

Well... FINALLY we have a new and appropriate standard in picking a president.
Makes the entire process so much easier.
I just don't know how Hillary could compete.
God.... I hope she can't compete.
Wouldn't that be a kick in the head.... Hillary having the biggest dong of them all. ;)
Oh Hillary. What a big thingy you have....
 

HTFOff

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No I mean nobody gets away with that when Bill O'Reilly is interviewing them. It was basically a direct insult. I was amazed that Bill O'Reilly of all people didn't respond at all that.

They've known each other for a very long time, I think you're reading a little too much in to it.
 

HomerJS

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Feb 6, 2002
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So, I missed this debate.

Did they actually unzip and show off their wee wee's?
Who's was bigger?
Did Marco even have pubes yet?
Was Ted's dong removable? Is Ted actually a woman? Ted seems quite woosey to me.
Ted's nose has to be bigger than his wee wee, if Ted has a wee wee?

And last but not least, did they all in fact kneel before Donald? Did Donald light up a smoke after?

Well... FINALLY we have a new and appropriate standard in picking a president.
Makes the entire process so much easier.
I just don't know how Hillary could compete.
God.... I hope she can't compete.
Wouldn't that be a kick in the head.... Hillary having the biggest dong of them all. ;)
Oh Hillary. What a big thingy you have....

I had a large chuckle :)
 

Jaskalas

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Jun 23, 2004
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Holy crap? Is Cruz that stupid to think that pointing out that the rest of them combined won 5 states and Trump lost those 5 states? That was a softball for Trump to hit out of the park.

It's scary just how incapable he is of making a coherent case or argument.
All these opportunities... and floundering at communication.
 
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Where Drumpf got five deferments, the last one was medical which is odd because he was an athlete in school.

In Sanders case he'd applied for CO status as a student (even though he was eligible for student deferments) but when his number came up he was actually too old by that point.
 

soundforbjt

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In Sanders case he'd applied for CO status as a student (even though he was eligible for student deferments) but when his number came up he was actually too old by that point.

When one of Drumpf's friends was asked about Donald's supposed bone spurs, his friend said the only problem he had with his feet was keeping them out of his mouth.
 
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When one of Drumpf's friends was asked about Donald's supposed bone spurs, his friend said the only problem he had with his feet was keeping them out of his mouth.

Makes a good pair with Mr. 'I Didn't Serve Because I Had a Pimple On My Butt' Limbaugh.