'Manspreading' is a crime in NYC

boomerang

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http://rt.com/usa/263473-nyc-subway-manspreading-arrests/

Making yourself comfortable on a NY subway train could land you in hot water, especially if you occupy too much space. What appears to be the first ever arrest for so-called manspreading was revealed in a new report.

Two Latino men were allegedly arrested for manspreading, sitting with knees wide open, thus occupying two seats on May 22 at 12:11am, according to a report released by the Police Reform Organizing Project in New York. This is probably the first time manspreading has led to an arrest and court appearance.
This can't be for real. Some of you NYC residents should know. Is this for real?

According to reports, the NYPD has allegedly issued more than 1,400 summons for manspreading this year. While police officers are working hard to contain this ‘very serious’ matter, real crime in the city is on the rise. Reports in March said that the homicide rate in NYC spiked 20 percent in the first two months of 2015.
 

dank69

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Not from NYC but IMO taking up two seats on a crowded subway is a worse crime than smoking a joint.
 

DucatiMonster696

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The feminist war against men marches on it seems. Nevermind that the photo in question is completely out of context because we don't know what the hell the rest of the car looks like but apparently that is enough to render these dudes guilty as charged.
 

fskimospy

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The feminist war against men marches on it seems. Nevermind that the photo in question is completely out of context because we don't know what the hell the rest of the car looks like but apparently that is enough to render these dudes guilty as charged.

War against men? You're clueless.

Regardless, yes that happened. A judge immediately dismissed the charges.
 

UberNeuman

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Somebody let Kevin Smith know not to ride the NY Subway. He'd get charged for using four seats by just sitting there...
 

TechBoyJK

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Manspreading is stupid, and actually very insensitive to men.

It's normal, natural, and appropriate for a man to sit with his legs flared out a little. That's how we're designed.
 

DucatiMonster696

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I can't imagine it was crowded at 12:11AM. Latino harassment?

The thing is with these stupid false crises such as "manspreading" that are made up and pushed for by ardent feminists is that they tend to ensnare far more men of color (Black and Latino) than those they vehemently hate, i.e. "White CIS" males.
 
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TechBoyJK

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seriously... we're not supposed to sit with our legs together. It's unnatural. You don't need to hold your legs completely open, but women expecting guys to sit like ladies (whom don't have testicles that need to vent) are delusional and selfish.
 

realibrad

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War against men? You're clueless.

Regardless, yes that happened. A judge immediately dismissed the charges.

To a little more clear on this. If this is a war on me, then there is a war on women, as both new feminist hate men, and MGTOW hate women.

Manspreading is a bullshit issue made up and accepted by far too many people. I would say that many whom are against supposed manspreading are people who are afraid to call it dumb for fear of being labeled a douche. As explained, most men are not designed to sit with their legs together and be comfortable. Men's hits are not as wide, and with testicles between them, the natural sitting position is with legs slightly open.

Gender dimorphism is real, and as such cases things like this to happen. There is a group of people that call themselves feminist who push the idea that genders should do and be the same. They push ideas like men are only stronger because societal norms push men to build more muscle, and women to be weaker. The sad truth is that its becoming socially acceptable to think this way, as exampled by fining someone for manspreading.

If the argument is going to be that men take up too much room, then we should also fine people for being fat and taking up more room, or pregnant women for taking up more room, as both of those are choices where as being born a man is not.
 
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seriously... we're not supposed to sit with our legs together. It's unnatural. You don't need to hold your legs completely open, but women expecting guys to sit like ladies (whom don't have testicles that need to vent) are delusional and selfish.

This, but it can be done with a happy medium. You shouldn't be expected to crush your testes into oblivion to ride public transportation, but if you find that your spread causes people to confuse you with Jean Claude Van Damme, maybe you should dial it back a bit. If you need a separate seat for your balls, maybe the subway isn't for you.
 

boomerang

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Hmm, sounds like manspreading may be based in what we used to call penis envy. I'm sure there's a more sanitized term for it now.
 

boomerang

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This, but it can be done with a happy medium. You shouldn't be expected to crush your testes into oblivion to ride public transportation, but if you find that your spread causes people to confuse you with Jean Claude Van Damme, maybe you should dial it back a bit. If you need a separate seat for your balls, maybe the subway isn't for you.
The room required for one's balls is age dependent to at least some degree. Myself, I fondly remember a time when the twig hung lower than the berries. Sadly, that situation has reversed itself with age.
 

Rakehellion

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Not from NYC but IMO taking up two seats on a crowded subway is a worse crime than smoking a joint.

"Two Latino men were allegedly arrested for manspreading, sitting with knees wide open, thus occupying two seats on May 22 at 12:11am"

I doubt it was very crowded.
 

fskimospy

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To a little more clear on this. If this is a war on me, then there is a war on women, as both new feminist hate men, and MGTOW hate women.

Manspreading is a bullshit issue made up and accepted by far too many people. I would say that many whom are against supposed manspreading are people who are afraid to call it dumb for fear of being labeled a douche. As explained, most men are not designed to sit with their legs together and be comfortable. Men's hits are not as wide, and with testicles between them, the natural sitting position is with legs slightly open.

Gender dimorphism is real, and as such cases things like this to happen. There is a group of people that call themselves feminist who push the idea that genders should do and be the same. They push ideas like men are only stronger because societal norms push men to build more muscle, and women to be weaker. The sad truth is that its becoming socially acceptable to think this way, as exampled by fining someone for manspreading.

If the argument is going to be that men take up too much room, then we should also fine people for being fat and taking up more room, or pregnant women for taking up more room, as both of those are choices where as being born a man is not.

I'm sorry but you guys don't know what you're talking about. This is not about people not sitting with their legs slightly open, this is about people stretching out across several seats. Did you guys really think people were being ticketed for having their legs slightly ajar? Give me a break.
 

fskimospy

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seriously... we're not supposed to sit with our legs together. It's unnatural. You don't need to hold your legs completely open, but women expecting guys to sit like ladies (whom don't have testicles that need to vent) are delusional and selfish.

Nobody is expecting men to sit like ladies. What they are trying to do is stop delusional and selfish people (male or female) from purposefully taking up multiple seats for no reason. I personally don't think ticketing people is the answer, but everyone in NYC hates the assholes that spread out like that.
 

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No, no, no, no. It's not just feminists, it's anyone with a lick of sense that's against this crap. Close your darn legs and let my pregnant girlfriend have a seat. If I can do it with my 24+ inch thighs, you can do it too.

Oh and to the idiots with the bags on the seats, MOVE THEM. Christ. I shouldn't have to be asking people to move over for me, or more importantly, my girlfriend to sit.
 

Mai72

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Wha...

I can't open my legs and scratch my nuts on a subway anymore? :(
 

BoberFett

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I hope they're arresting women with their bags and shit taking up more than one seat.
 

feralkid

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The thing is with these stupid false crises such as "manspreading" that are made up and pushed for by ardent feminists is that they tend to ensnare far more men of color (Black and Latino) than those they vehemently hate, i.e. "White CIS" males.

Feminists don't hate all men.


























They just hate YOU.
 

zinfamous

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The feminist war against men marches on it seems. Nevermind that the photo in question is completely out of context because we don't know what the hell the rest of the car looks like but apparently that is enough to render these dudes guilty as charged.

I hope this is satire....
 

zinfamous

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Why are you posting an article from the voice of Putin? I thought, if anything, you were the last type of commie sympathizer on these forums.

Or did you "look into his soul" as well?

:hmm: