Male Escort Serive. UPDATE Number 3! NOW WITH POLL!!!!!

[tec699]

The 500th post!

Ahh... i coo.

 

[preslove]

I wish I was paid to be arm candy

Do it, you nerd.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: aidanjm

You may be interested to know that screwing an asshole can be more pleasurable than screwing a vagina, because the 'fit' is often tighter. (Some women are just too 'loose', it seems). Was that too much information?

Fortunately, my partner has *both* orifices, so I can take my pick. And 95%, my pick is is the vag (some women can be just too 'tight,' it seems)

Was that TMI?

ah, but she lacks a penis, tho, and two penises are always more fun (than one penis) from my perspective

... (almost) best post ever!

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: preslove
I wish I was paid to be arm candy

Do it, you nerd.

Would you want to be paid to be cock candy, though? yeah...

 

[sonz70]

Off to bed, in 19 Hours I will start My career as a male Escort, for better or worse, I will be making more money than most people, doing... god knows what yet. Goodnight ATOT I will update Saturday as I will be gone all day tommorow.

 

[HOWITIS]

i hope he ditb to u

 

[Dadofamunky]

Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs

Originally posted by: rickn
sonz70 friday night

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sonz70 saturday morning

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ROFLMAO
Sig material!

Please STOP! I'm about to vaporlock from laughing so hard!!!!!

 

[tk149]

Originally posted by: sonz70
Off to bed, in 19 Hours I will start My career as a male Escort, for better or worse, I will be making more money than most people, doing... god knows what yet. Goodnight ATOT I will update Saturday as I will be gone all day tommorow.

Your next post will be from the hospital ER...

"Things got a little wild after the wedding. As I'm typing this on my wireless laptop, the doctors are trying to remove a gerbil from my...well, you know..."



j/k Good luck!

 

[frx218]

Why dont you just try to be a porn star you get action and you make tons of cash. Oh yea you got to be good at it!

 

[MustangSVT]

for a video card?

why is that thing so expensive?... not even sli..

 

[rhino56]

is gonna get butt rammed for vid card. he may just want to make out on the first date though. lol

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: frx218
Why dont you just try to be a porn star you get action and you make tons of cash. Oh yea you got to be good at it!

he'd need a really, really huge wang for gay porn. and a pretty face. and a ridiculously over-muscled body. not sure what the requirements are for striaght porn, maybe just stamina and don't be too ugly (I assume the camera focus is on the females most of the time). I don't think porn stars make much money, tho. there is too much illegal copying and distribution of porn movies for anyone in that industry to get too rich, no-one gets their royalties

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: sonz70
Off to bed, in 19 Hours I will start My career as a male Escort, for better or worse, I will be making more money than most people, doing... god knows what yet. Goodnight ATOT I will update Saturday as I will be gone all day tommorow.

The problem is you might get too used to easy money, then when it comes to doing hard work for your "real" career you will be too lazy

 

[Tool]

i don't get it...since you can play every game on the market right now with a 300 dollar card...makes 0 sense. unless the need for the video card is just something that your subconscious created to explore your true sexuality.

what is a serive btw? =)

 

[paulney]

As Friday rolls around, I can't wait to read another update!
Too bad it'll be no earlier than Sat.

 

[CTrain]

I'm calling this whole thing a big SHENS !!!
Show us some type of paper/contract you signed at that agency.

 

[DeeKnow]

an escort is a hooker that takes credit cards....

 

[jagec]

Haha, I can't believe it took me this long to remember this.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I don't think porn stars make much money, tho. there is too much illegal copying and distribution of porn movies for anyone in that industry to get too rich, no-one gets their royalties

Not sure about the stars, but I know that some of the producers/studios make a TON of money... I know a couple of pornographers, and they definitely weren't hurting for money...

 

[edro]

Did he post his pic in this thread anywhere? I don't wanna search through 500 posts.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: edro13
Did he post his pic in this thread anywhere? I don't wanna search through 500 posts.

I've asked him twice, but so far no luck.

 

[tallest1]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I don't think porn stars make much money, tho. there is too much illegal copying and distribution of porn movies for anyone in that industry to get too rich, no-one gets their royalties

Not sure about the stars, but I know that some of the producers/studios make a TON of money... I know a couple of pornographers, and they definitely weren't hurting for money...

If the male performers aren't at the same fame as, say, Peter North they don't get much at all since they're a dime a dozen

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: tallest1

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I don't think porn stars make much money, tho. there is too much illegal copying and distribution of porn movies for anyone in that industry to get too rich, no-one gets their royalties

Not sure about the stars, but I know that some of the producers/studios make a TON of money... I know a couple of pornographers, and they definitely weren't hurting for money...

If the male performers aren't at the same fame as, say, Peter North they don't get much at all since they're a dime a dozen

who is Peter North?

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: tallest1

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I don't think porn stars make much money, tho. there is too much illegal copying and distribution of porn movies for anyone in that industry to get too rich, no-one gets their royalties

Not sure about the stars, but I know that some of the producers/studios make a TON of money... I know a couple of pornographers, and they definitely weren't hurting for money...

If the male performers aren't at the same fame as, say, Peter North they don't get much at all since they're a dime a dozen

who is Peter North?

A porn star who's apparently famous for having a huge cock.

That said, I only know that from hearing about him. I haven't seen him in any videos (or, that is, I haven't recognized him).

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: aidanjm
who is Peter North?

A porn star who's apparently famous for having a huge cock.

That said, I only know that from hearing about him. I haven't seen him in any videos (or, that is, I haven't recognized him).

OK, googled for his web site:

http://www.peternorth.com/

It doesn't seem that big, judging by the NSFW pics at his web site.

Um, if he is starring in straight porn, why does he need to have a big c0ck? Why do the guys watching hetero porn care about the man's cock? The women in porn look so ridiculous and pathetic.