Male Escort Serive. UPDATE Number 3! NOW WITH POLL!!!!!

[Gimli43Orcs]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs

Originally posted by: blakeatwork

Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs
no straight guy would bang another guy for money...evar

BS... for a billion dollars, I'd shag a guy, with a condom of course.

never say evAr.

so whats your magic dollar amount for you to switch hit?

7-digits, definitely
6-digits, definitely
5-digits, probably
4-digits, breaking point - it'd have to be pretty damn high.

so for $10,000 you would probably bang a guy?? seems like u dont need a big push to do it

 

[unsped]

10,000 is alot of money, as long as you were pitching and not catching ...

 

[edmundoab]

i say go for it dude.

after all no sex involved..
so, should be fine, getting to meet some Gay, of course getting molested. But it ain't such a big deal for a grown up guy doing it willingly

 

[bandana163]

Originally posted by: sonz70
One day left.

Decided to skip that vid card and get 2 256 6800u SLI and 2 74GB Raptor HD's

Good choice.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Just remember this: An ounce of Vaseline is worth a pound of Preparation H.

 

[xirtam]

I'm going to miss the update to this.

 

[Fritzo]

"You know, the problem with two gay guys is...which one has the vagina?"
"Oh yep...yep...vaginas are good...."

 

[Asylumboy]

Gay guys always seem to be able to hook up. My guess is that this guy is really straight, going to a gay wedding and needs an acceptable date for a gay wedding.

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Asylumboy
Gay guys always seem to be able to hook up. My guess is that this guy is really straight, going to a gay wedding and needs an acceptable date for a gay wedding.

That's a horrible first post.

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: Asylumboy
Gay guys always seem to be able to hook up. My guess is that this guy is really straight, going to a gay wedding and needs an acceptable date for a gay wedding.

I think its more he wants a guy he can show off to all his gay friends.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: sonz70
So, I have an interview at one next week, for part time. My question is, is it the same kind of shady work as female escort services? Or, if anyone here has ever been one, what can I expect? All they asked for was a picture of me, no resumee or anything and I got the interview.

Update Number 1 Monday May 30th

Ok..update....


Well..that was interesting


I went to the interview...4 other guys were there aswell, 1 I knew.

We went in, nice clean place, she took us in the room 1 by 1. So my turn comes up and i go in.


She asks, would I ever take money for Sex, I said no. Would I mind going on a date with a guy, I said as long as no sex was invovled, than no. She asked me to take my shirt off (I did, sorry no pics ). Anyways, than she wanted me to do pushups? (uh, ok) so I did. When I stood up she said she was going to take a picture for my profile. So I flexed, she took the pic. She made me sighn a paper saying I would not offer sex for money, and would report if any customers did offer it. She asked what my preference was (I didn't clue in at first) than figured it out and told her Woman. She said 80% of there client base was man, and 20% females, would I be against going out with guys, I said no, as long as there was no sexual contact involved, she laughed and never answer? (that had me worried). Anyways, I'll be going out 3 nights a week for 350$ for woman and 425$ for man. First job is this Friday, after that I'll decide whether to keep it or not.


If anything..this will be one of those life experiences

any questions you guys have, just post and ask

Update Number 2 June 1st

Just got more info, its going to be a gay wedding/party I'll be going to.

Poll Edit

this is the video card I'm doing this for

mmmmmm

w0w, even though money is enticing, I cannot see my self doing this....your own self standards have to be pretty low? try working hard instead...oh and stay away from tiger direct...

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b

Originally posted by: sonz70
So, I have an interview at one next week, for part time. My question is, is it the same kind of shady work as female escort services? Or, if anyone here has ever been one, what can I expect? All they asked for was a picture of me, no resumee or anything and I got the interview.

Update Number 1 Monday May 30th

Ok..update....


Well..that was interesting


I went to the interview...4 other guys were there aswell, 1 I knew.

We went in, nice clean place, she took us in the room 1 by 1. So my turn comes up and i go in.


She asks, would I ever take money for Sex, I said no. Would I mind going on a date with a guy, I said as long as no sex was invovled, than no. She asked me to take my shirt off (I did, sorry no pics ). Anyways, than she wanted me to do pushups? (uh, ok) so I did. When I stood up she said she was going to take a picture for my profile. So I flexed, she took the pic. She made me sighn a paper saying I would not offer sex for money, and would report if any customers did offer it. She asked what my preference was (I didn't clue in at first) than figured it out and told her Woman. She said 80% of there client base was man, and 20% females, would I be against going out with guys, I said no, as long as there was no sexual contact involved, she laughed and never answer? (that had me worried). Anyways, I'll be going out 3 nights a week for 350$ for woman and 425$ for man. First job is this Friday, after that I'll decide whether to keep it or not.


If anything..this will be one of those life experiences

any questions you guys have, just post and ask

Update Number 2 June 1st

Just got more info, its going to be a gay wedding/party I'll be going to.

Poll Edit

this is the video card I'm doing this for

mmmmmm

w0w, even though money is enticing, I cannot see my self doing this....your own self standards have to be pretty low? try working hard instead...oh and stay away from tiger direct...

I do work hard, I'm already curently working 48 hours per week, plus school. It doesn't cut it. And yeah, after researching more, I'm not buying the stuff from Tiger Direct anymore

 

[Hammer]

this reminds me of a joke reputed to have been said by winston churchill at a dinner party:

Churchill: Would you sleep with me for 1,000,000$?
Lady: ...YES!
Churchill: How about 1$?
Lady: (outraged) What kind of person do you think I am!?!
Churchill: We have established what you are, madam. We are now merely haggling over the price.

 

[TreyRandom]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Asylumboy
Gay guys always seem to be able to hook up. My guess is that this guy is really straight, going to a gay wedding and needs an acceptable date for a gay wedding.

I think its more he wants a guy he can show off to all his gay friends.

How do you come to this conclusion, considering you've neither met Jefferson nor know his motives for hiring an "escort"? You won't *really* know till that night, now will you?



That night:

Ow! ...uh, Jefferson... ow! Don't you... ow! ...just want to... ow! ...show me off... ow! ...to your gay friends? OW!


I jest. But only slightly. In every joke, there is a bit of truth.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

You may be interested to know that screwing an asshole can be more pleasurable than screwing a vagina, because the 'fit' is often tighter. (Some women are just too 'loose', it seems). Was that too much information?

Fortunately, my partner has *both* orifices, so I can take my pick. And 95%, my pick is is the vag (some women can be just too 'tight,' it seems)

Was that TMI?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: sonz70
One day left.

Decided to skip that vid card and get 2 256 6800u SLI and 2 74GB Raptor HD's

Much better choices!

 

[IBuyUFO]

Originally posted by: sonz70
One day left.

Decided to skip that vid card and get 2 256 6800u SLI and 2 74GB Raptor HD's

This is the saddest post I've ever seen. Selling yourself just to buy computer parts. Feeding your family I can understand but computer parts!

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs

so whats your magic dollar amount for you to switch hit?

7-digits, definitely
6-digits, definitely
5-digits, probably
4-digits, breaking point - it'd have to be pretty damn high.

so for $10,000 you would probably bang a guy?? seems like u dont need a big push to do it

Dude, it's a hunk of flesh inserted into a bodily opening. I occasionally plug my wife in her brown-eye and I pay a doctor good money to stick his finger in my chocolate starfish to check my prostrate. So for $10k, yeah - I'd pitch *and* catch.

Why the big hang-up? Scared it might awaken some deep feelings?

 

[Landroval]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: Asylumboy
Gay guys always seem to be able to hook up. My guess is that this guy is really straight, going to a gay wedding and needs an acceptable date for a gay wedding.

I think its more he wants a guy he can show off to all his gay friends.

All the bashers are just jealous that you are handsome enough to be his date

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs

so whats your magic dollar amount for you to switch hit?

7-digits, definitely
6-digits, definitely
5-digits, probably
4-digits, breaking point - it'd have to be pretty damn high.

so for $10,000 you would probably bang a guy?? seems like u dont need a big push to do it

Dude, it's a hunk of flesh inserted into a bodily opening. I occasionally plug my wife in her brown-eye and I pay a doctor good money to stick his finger in my chocolate starfish to check my prostrate. So for $10k, yeah - I'd pitch *and* catch.

Why the big hang-up? Scared it might awaken some deep feelings?

and ladies and gentlemen, we have the TMI post of the day!!! ::clapclapclapclapclap::

 

[transitive]

Originally posted by: Ime
To answer the poll.

NO!

HELL NO!

FVCK THE HELL NO!

My a$$ is exit only!

You should try a lingham massage. You might change your mind.
http://www.skydancer.org.uk/index.cfm/section.lingam

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I can't imagine whoring oneself out just for a stupid video card that won't be worth half it's value in 6 months. Hell I can't imagine whoring oneself out for anything.

any work you don't enjoy is whoring yourself, in my book.

QFT!!!!

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Gimli43Orcs

so whats your magic dollar amount for you to switch hit?

7-digits, definitely
6-digits, definitely
5-digits, probably
4-digits, breaking point - it'd have to be pretty damn high.

so for $10,000 you would probably bang a guy?? seems like u dont need a big push to do it

Dude, it's a hunk of flesh inserted into a bodily opening. I occasionally plug my wife in her brown-eye and I pay a doctor good money to stick his finger in my chocolate starfish to check my prostrate. So for $10k, yeah - I'd pitch *and* catch.

Why the big hang-up? Scared it might awaken some deep feelings?

and ladies and gentlemen, we have the TMI post of the day!!! ::clapclapclapclapclap::

:bow:

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: aidanjm

You may be interested to know that screwing an asshole can be more pleasurable than screwing a vagina, because the 'fit' is often tighter. (Some women are just too 'loose', it seems). Was that too much information?

Fortunately, my partner has *both* orifices, so I can take my pick. And 95%, my pick is is the vag (some women can be just too 'tight,' it seems)

Was that TMI?

ah, but she lacks a penis, tho, and two penises are always more fun (than one penis) from my perspective

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I can't imagine whoring oneself out just for a stupid video card that won't be worth half it's value in 6 months. Hell I can't imagine whoring oneself out for anything.

any work you don't enjoy is whoring yourself, in my book.

And what do you do for a living?

Work I don't enjoy.