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cKGunslinger
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Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Fortunately, my partner has *both* orifices, so I can take my pick. And 95%, my pick is is the vag (some women can be just too 'tight,' it seems)Originally posted by: aidanjm
You may be interested to know that screwing an asshole can be more pleasurable than screwing a vagina, because the 'fit' is often tighter. (Some women are just too 'loose', it seems).Was that too much information?
Was that TMI?
ah, but she lacks a penis, tho, and two penises are always more fun (than one penis) from my perspective
Ohhhhh...
*bows to your superior logic*
OP: Post a picture of a piece of paper with "sonz70" written on it with some sort of document from the escort agency and then we'll all believe you.
Nitemare
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think this would be a better investment for him
Also North wasn't known for his erection but for his prodigious amount of hmmm....ejaculatory fluid?
cKGunslinger
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LOL - straight guys may not like to admit it, but they'd rather see a woman getting banged by a man with a huge wang than a small one. Ron White (the redneck/blue-collar comedian) had a little bit on that very subject about how everyone is "a little bit gay" deep down.
And yeah, women in pr0n are often hit-n-miss. My wife and I occasionally get that 3-hour block of pr0n on Dish Network that includes like 5 channels. Some of it is hot, some of it is meh, and some of it is laugh-out-loud funny.
Funny bits include the woman bouncing up and down furiouosly, yet her breasts aren't actually moving, but the implants inside sure are. Eww..
Then there's the straight-out-of-the-trailer-park "first-timer." Huge buck teeth and that are-you-sure-she's-not-dead stare.. *shudder*
Best are the weird, foreign flicks with rooms covered in tinfoil, and 'alien' girls in multi-colored cat suits with strategic openings crawling around. *shakes head* Those wacky Germans..
Pr0n sucks.. I love it.
Don't listen to all the idiots who replied with homophobic remarks and what not. I'm straight as an arrow, but if I were in your position and had the body for it, I sure as hell do it. $400 for just being a date is hella good money no matter which way you look at it. I personally would not have sex with a man but going on a friendly date with no expectations would not bother me. Now if the date starting getting touchy and wanted more, then I would prolly draw the line.
If he asks if your gay just be honest and tell him you just want to have a good time but want to keep it professional, nothing more nothing less. He is paying you for a service, to show him a good time. If he is looking for sex than he needs to find a prostitute not an escort. I know escorts are often considered prostitution havens but that doesn't mean you have to be one. Whats the worst that can happen, you don't like the date and you go home $400 richer! Unless he's a psycho and ties you up puts you in his trunk and takes you to some gangbang orgy for men....
If he asks if your gay just be honest and tell him you just want to have a good time but want to keep it professional, nothing more nothing less. He is paying you for a service, to show him a good time. If he is looking for sex than he needs to find a prostitute not an escort. I know escorts are often considered prostitution havens but that doesn't mean you have to be one. Whats the worst that can happen, you don't like the date and you go home $400 richer! Unless he's a psycho and ties you up puts you in his trunk and takes you to some gangbang orgy for men....
Have you seen anything with Annabel Chong? I saw a doco about her a while ago, I thought she was great.
cKGunslinger
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Well, who doesn't?Originally posted by: aidanjm
based on the pics at his web site, he seems to delight in cumming all over the woman's face
... oh... present company excluded.
ROFL!!!
I always wondered about them places, I seen some ads down in Sac for that, but never had the balls to check it out, I don't think my wife would have approved for some odd reason.
Have a fun at the party
SO, this guy is driving down the road in a torrential storm when his truck breaks down..
He gets out and starts walkin down the road to find a phone, and sticks his thumb out...
A little down the road a pickup truck pulls up with two guys inside, the passenger slides over next to the driver and and the dude hops in.
A little down the road the guy in the middle lets one rip with a *whoosh* sound and then giggles "OMG I"m soo sorry, that never happens..."
The guy is thinking "WTF, he just giggled like a girl when he farted, whats up with that?"
A little further down the road the driver lets one rip with the same sound, and he also giggles "OMG, this is embarrassing"
Now the guy is a little curious about whats up with these guys, they giggle when they fart..
So down the road a bit further the guy cuts one with a hefty *BBBRRRRRRRRPPPPP*
And the guy in the middle giggles like a girl again and turns to the driver and says "Heeheehee, Virgin!"
I always wondered about them places, I seen some ads down in Sac for that, but never had the balls to check it out, I don't think my wife would have approved for some odd reason.
Have a fun at the party
SO, this guy is driving down the road in a torrential storm when his truck breaks down..
He gets out and starts walkin down the road to find a phone, and sticks his thumb out...
A little down the road a pickup truck pulls up with two guys inside, the passenger slides over next to the driver and and the dude hops in.
A little down the road the guy in the middle lets one rip with a *whoosh* sound and then giggles "OMG I"m soo sorry, that never happens..."
The guy is thinking "WTF, he just giggled like a girl when he farted, whats up with that?"
A little further down the road the driver lets one rip with the same sound, and he also giggles "OMG, this is embarrassing"
Now the guy is a little curious about whats up with these guys, they giggle when they fart..
So down the road a bit further the guy cuts one with a hefty *BBBRRRRRRRRPPPPP*
And the guy in the middle giggles like a girl again and turns to the driver and says "Heeheehee, Virgin!"
Originally posted by: IwishIcouldremebermyoldlogin
ROFL!!!
I always wondered about them places, I seen some ads down in Sac for that, but never had the balls to check it out, I don't think my wife would have approved for some odd reason.
Have a fun at the party
SO, this guy is driving down the road in a torrential storm when his truck breaks down..
He gets out and starts walkin down the road to find a phone, and sticks his thumb out...
A little down the road a pickup truck pulls up with two guys inside, the passenger slides over next to the driver and and the dude hops in.
A little down the road the guy in the middle lets one rip with a *whoosh* sound and then giggles "OMG I"m soo sorry, that never happens..."
The guy is thinking "WTF, he just giggled like a girl when he farted, whats up with that?"
A little further down the road the driver lets one rip with the same sound, and he also giggles "OMG, this is embarrassing"
Now the guy is a little curious about whats up with these guys, they giggle when they fart..
So down the road a bit further the guy cuts one with a hefty *BBBRRRRRRRRPPPPP*
And the guy in the middle giggles like a girl again and turns to the driver and says "Heeheehee, Virgin!"
You're screwing up the tables. BAN!
Love this thread...
The important question is: Will you be well "groomed" for the occasion?
If so, we know it's in your mind that something might/probably will happen.
The important question is: Will you be well "groomed" for the occasion?
If so, we know it's in your mind that something might/probably will happen.
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