You'd think in 8 years someone would have rectified the problem with the door handle/lock situation by now.
Dumbass.
It's NOT a "problem." It's the way it was designed and it works perfectly and the situation will never happen the way it happened ever again and it wouldn't just work with a standard doorknob anyway. I just thought that it was amusing that she once again looked inside, didn't see me, and locked the door (requires a key to lock/unlock).
Heck, I may not have even had to call her (I can't recall): she may even have even called me just after closing it (wondering where I was). After the problem she caused before she knows to at least call me and let me know that I left the door unlocked even if she doesn't see me and truly believes that I'm not there.
time to keep a sawz-all nearby!
Oh, there are plenty of power tools in here.

Canned goods + can-opener too.