lock it up, please

[NuclearNed]

cheese, the food of champions

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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hi

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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Get out the pitchforks boys....it's time to form a mob!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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hi

how you doin'?

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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Get out the pitchforks boys....it's time to form a mob!

The line for torches forms to the left.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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hi

how you doin'?

pretty good, going to start getting warm finally. how are you?

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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hi

how you doin'?

pretty good, going to start getting warm finally. how are you?

68 degrees here today....ahh, I love spring!

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

How do they come up with this stuff?

 

[iamwiz82]

I demand content.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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hi

how you doin'?

pretty good, going to start getting warm finally. how are you?

yeh, i am lovin it, in the 50's tomorrow.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

Worst place I've ever had one was...err, nevermind.

Dude, that's just not right.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.

 

[NuclearNed]

content added - sorry for the delay.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.

so from shoe to cootch?

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.

yeah im still wondering how it got from his show into her...

...and they all thought she got it from penecillan in his semen...

 

[leftyman]

evidently she didnt trim?

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.

and it crawled in there after they did it that night. Think it fell onto the bed when he was taking his clothes off IIRC.

 

[NuclearNed]

I want my thread back.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.

and it crawled in there after they did it that night. Think it fell onto the bed when he was taking his clothes off IIRC.

wonder why it decided to go there?

 

[mwtgg]

Great rant, Poling!

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

I worked on a land survey crew back when I was a teenager. One of the older guys kept complaining all day that his balls were really itchy.

We went on a job later that afternoon and he had to go in the woods to take a piss. We suddenly hear him scream like a little girl.

We run out to see if he's okay and he's got his back to us, frantically fondling himself and screaming.

We all looked at each other and just went "WTF?!".

He finally screams:

"There's a tick on my balls! I've never seen a fvcking tick so big!!!!"

Apparently he'd been on the guy for a few days. How one does not notice something like that is beyond me.

To this day if I go in the woods, the next time I take a shower I inspect for those ball ticks!

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: mwtgg
Great rant, Poling!

stay on subject please.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

I worked on a land survey crew back when I was a teenager. One of the older guys kept complaining all day that his balls were really itchy.

We went on a job later that afternoon and he had to go in the woods to take a piss. We suddenly hear him scream like a little girl.

We run out to see if he's okay and he's got his back to us, frantically fondling himself and screaming.

We all looked at each other and just went "WTF?!".

He finally screams:

"There's a tick on my balls! I've never seen a fvcking tick so big!!!!"

Apparently he'd been on the guy for a few days. How one does not notice something like that is beyond me.

To this day if I go in the woods, the next time I take a shower I inspect for those ball ticks!

i was waiting for the punchline. 🙁