lock it up, please

rivan

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Get out the pitchforks boys....it's time to form a mob!

The line for torches forms to the left.
 

sao123

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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?
 

leftyman

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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?
 

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Originally posted by: sao123
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

How do they come up with this stuff?
 

rivan

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Originally posted by: leftyman
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

Worst place I've ever had one was...err, nevermind.

Dude, that's just not right.
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: leftyman
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.
 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: leftyman
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.

so from shoe to cootch?
 

sao123

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Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: leftyman
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.


yeah im still wondering how it got from his show into her...

...and they all thought she got it from penecillan in his semen...
 

irishScott

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Originally posted by: dug777
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.

and it crawled in there after they did it that night. Think it fell onto the bed when he was taking his clothes off IIRC.
 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: irishScott
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.

and it crawled in there after they did it that night. Think it fell onto the bed when he was taking his clothes off IIRC.

wonder why it decided to go there?
 
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Originally posted by: leftyman
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

I worked on a land survey crew back when I was a teenager. One of the older guys kept complaining all day that his balls were really itchy.

We went on a job later that afternoon and he had to go in the woods to take a piss. We suddenly hear him scream like a little girl.

We run out to see if he's okay and he's got his back to us, frantically fondling himself and screaming.

We all looked at each other and just went "WTF?!".

He finally screams:

"There's a tick on my balls! I've never seen a fvcking tick so big!!!!"

Apparently he'd been on the guy for a few days. How one does not notice something like that is beyond me.

To this day if I go in the woods, the next time I take a shower I inspect for those ball ticks!

 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: sao123
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

I worked on a land survey crew back when I was a teenager. One of the older guys kept complaining all day that his balls were really itchy.

We went on a job later that afternoon and he had to go in the woods to take a piss. We suddenly hear him scream like a little girl.

We run out to see if he's okay and he's got his back to us, frantically fondling himself and screaming.

We all looked at each other and just went "WTF?!".

He finally screams:

"There's a tick on my balls! I've never seen a fvcking tick so big!!!!"

Apparently he'd been on the guy for a few days. How one does not notice something like that is beyond me.

To this day if I go in the woods, the next time I take a shower I inspect for those ball ticks!

i was waiting for the punchline. :(