lock it up, please

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

I worked on a land survey crew back when I was a teenager. One of the older guys kept complaining all day that his balls were really itchy.

We went on a job later that afternoon and he had to go in the woods to take a piss. We suddenly hear him scream like a little girl.

We run out to see if he's okay and he's got his back to us, frantically fondling himself and screaming.

We all looked at each other and just went "WTF?!".

He finally screams:

"There's a tick on my balls! I've never seen a fvcking tick so big!!!!"

Apparently he'd been on the guy for a few days. How one does not notice something like that is beyond me.

To this day if I go in the woods, the next time I take a shower I inspect for those ball ticks!

i was waiting for pics.

fixed

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
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so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.

and it crawled in there after they did it that night. Think it fell onto the bed when he was taking his clothes off IIRC.

wonder why it decided to go there?

Easier access to blood. Especially after they had just done it.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
content to come soon - I hit the submit button too early

so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.

and it crawled in there after they did it that night. Think it fell onto the bed when he was taking his clothes off IIRC.

wonder why it decided to go there?

Easier access to blood. Especially after they he had just tapped it.

I didnt think ticks liked warm moist places.

not that I know anything about ticks.

 

[torpid]

Nice rant. I'm going to ignore it. I don't get paid for sickleave. Even if I did, it is beneficial for me to come in anyway. Until companies get smart and reward people for not spreading contagions somehow, thereby saving untold amounts of money in lost productivity when it spreads, I'm coming in sick.

A lady here at work went around one day telling everyone, "don't worry, I'm not contagious. what I have isn't contagious." Finally after the 10th person she said she had bronchitis!! Which can be contagious...

 

[MisterJackson]

Booo to the OP for closing our thread! You're no fun!

 

[JujuFish]

If you value your life, you will stop the huge nested quoting.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: JujuFish
If you value your life, you will stop the huge nested quoting.

if you think that's huge you haven't seen huge.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Booo to the OP for closing our thread! You're no fun!

theres a new one started.. ver.2 I believe.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
content to come soon - I hit the submit button too early

so did you watch house the other night when this chick had a tick in her vag and it cause aniphalictic shock, heart failure, and paralysis?

how did she get a tick up her cootchie?

her bloke brought it in on his shoe.

and it crawled in there after they did it that night. Think it fell onto the bed when he was taking his clothes off IIRC.

wonder why it decided to go there?

Easier access to blood. Especially after they he had just tapped it.

I didnt think ticks liked warm moist places.

not that I know anything about ticks.

Depends on the species I guess.

http://www.pittwater.nsw.gov.au/environment/plants__and__animals/ticks

More weeds, which tend to create the moist, warm microclimate such as that favoured by ticks

 

[irishScott]

keep bumping the thread people

 

[OutHouse]

I don't give a crap how much you don't believe it. You can deny it all you want, but it is clear and obvious to everyone around you. You are freaking sick, its not just your allergies, and you are spreading contagion around the office. Let me be the first to praise you for your lack of consideration of others. Your blatant assholery now has me paranoid that I'm going to get sick, and it is the day before my vacation starts. I would shake your hand or pat you on the back to congratulate you on being the biggest idiot I've ever seen, but what I'm going to do instead is come into the office and make personal visits on the hour every hour the next time I have any spreadable disease. Yes, that's right: I'm gunning for you with every germ in my body the next time I would rather stay home puking in the toilet.

i know your pain. but luckily last week 3 guys in my dept were laid out all week from some chest virus maybe the Flu. they didnt come to work all week which i thought was great except for the extra work my boss and i had to do. one of them is back this morning and man his coughing is nasty nasty. i hope he gets healthy soon.