let's pretend anandtech was a street...

[MartyMcFly3]

screw that... everyone would take my Delorean to either the future or past and fvck up the time space continuum, forcing me to do more work trying to fix whatever you asshats did...

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: marquee
anytime anyone said hello, people would shout 'Repost!'

bump for lol

 

[LeetViet]

Don't forget a Marketplace for the Buy/Sell/Traders

and Abuse Chambers for the Trolls

 

[beer]

no one wants to live next to me

Edit and if it was an apartment building, i'd probably want eakers on top. At least I wouldn't get pissed off at her music at 4 AM unlike the rest of you electronica-bashing losers

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: beer
no one wants to live next to me

Edit and if it was an apartment building, i'd probably want eakers on top. At least I wouldn't get pissed off at her music at 4 AM unlike the rest of you techno-bashing losers

i will put you in a can and drink you.

 

[Red Dawn]

It'd be like a street full of registered sex offenders!

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
It'd be like a street full of registered sex offenders!

Wouldn't that imply that they had sex at one time?

Or are you just being sarcastic by saying that no one is currently getting any?

 

[DaWhim]

Originally posted by: Crappopotamus
i nearly forgot. i would be neighbors with dezign. so i could hook up with her younger sisters. all of them.

JAIL BAIT! her youngest sister is 14 years old!

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: xmellyx

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
It'd be like a street full of registered sex offenders!

Wouldn't that imply that they had sex at one time?

Or are you just being sarcastic by saying that no one is currently getting any?

I dunno, but i'd DEFINITLY open up a liquor store and a porn store on the street. Maybe a quiznos too.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: xmellyx

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
It'd be like a street full of registered sex offenders!

Wouldn't that imply that they had sex at one time?

Or are you just being sarcastic by saying that no one is currently getting any?

I dunno, but i'd DEFINITLY open up a liquor store and a porn store on the street. Maybe a quiznos too.

And a store that sold Atkins Products. I'd probably locate it right next to a Krispy Kremes Donut Shop.

 

[TallBill]

lol maybe a gym right next to the donut shop too

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: TallBill
lol maybe a gym right next to the donut shop too

Located next to the gym would be Oscar The Grouch and his can

 

[Crappopotamus]

Originally posted by: DaWhim

Originally posted by: Crappopotamus
i nearly forgot. i would be neighbors with dezign. so i could hook up with her younger sisters. all of them.

JAIL BAIT! her youngest sister is 14 years old!

im only 17. i might still hit it.

 

[upsciLLion]

I'd want to live near yllus for when his cousins come to visit. :evil:

 

[Martin]

There'd be a gigabit ethernet cable going into every house.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
There'd be a gigabit ethernet cable going into every house.

Yeah, and service would still crawl to a halt

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: melly

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
It'd be like a street full of registered sex offenders!

Wouldn't that imply that they had sex at one time?

Or are you just being sarcastic by saying that no one is currently getting any?

Maybe Red Dawn means "Self Sex" offenders

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: melly

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
It'd be like a street full of registered sex offenders!

Wouldn't that imply that they had sex at one time?

Or are you just being sarcastic by saying that no one is currently getting any?

Maybe Red Dawn means "Self Sex" offenders

Cheers,
Aquaman

bwahahaha