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Three dumb blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came across a magic lamp and a genie came out.

The genie said that he would grant them each a wish.The first blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.

The second blonde asked to be even more smarter, so the genie turned her red hair and she built a boat and sailed off the island.

The third blonde asked to be made the smartest, so the genie turned her into a man and he walked onto the bridge, and off the island.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
There's a dead baby joke in here somewhere... :ninja;
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

(from the dead baby jokes site)

 
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Originally posted by: Nik
There's a dead baby joke in here somewhere... :ninja;
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

(from the dead baby jokes site)
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:laugh:




What's blue and buys milk in bags?

Dennilfloss freezing his ass off up north in Kanuckistan 😛
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Gothgar
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: ballmode
I'm not racist

I own a car with BLACK tires
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I'm not racist either. Hell, I even own a color TV!
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lies
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Here is proof and more proof. 😛 From last year when I stumbled across Optimus Prime playing Assassin's Creed!
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ok ok

and you know what they say in the beginning of AC right?

"This video game is made my a multicultural team, blah blah blah..."

so you MUST not be racist buying that game
 
Originally posted by: Gothgar
ok ok

and you know what they say in the beginning of AC right?

"This video game is made my a multicultural team, blah blah blah..."

so you MUST not be racist buying that game
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Look, there's red on his belt! I DO own a color TV! I swear!
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Gothgar
ok ok

and you know what they say in the beginning of AC right?

"This video game is made my a multicultural team, blah blah blah..."

so you MUST not be racist buying that game
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Look, there's red on his belt! I DO own a color TV! I swear!
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oddly enough I wish I hadn't sold AC, I wanna play it now 🙁
 
Vinnie walks into a store. He says to the salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."





She says, "What colour would you like?"





He says, "Give me white. I'll colour it myself."



sorry first one I could find on google
 
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